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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
May 27
5' 7" (1.71m)
Body Type
A little extra
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs and Has cats
English, German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Working hard but enjoying life again. I'm here looking mostly for friends, especially if you enjoy craft beer. I am in a relationship so I am not looking for sex. I am looking for girls who like giving footjobs. My gf hates feet and won't do those.
What I’m doing with my life
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Busting my ass to make ends meet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. I can do amazing things in the kitchen. ;-) Poetry when I put my mind to it. Sarcasm. Kissing. Drinking coffee.
The first things people usually notice about me
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probably my smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Miracle, The Hills Run Red, Halloween, Lethal Weapon, UHF, House of 1000 Corpses, Bull Durham, Gone in 60 Seconds, The Matrix, Star Wars, Mirrors, Waiting, Training Day, Ghost Ship, Nightmare Before Christmas, House on Haunted Hill, See No Evil, Silence of the Lambs, Saw, Jeepers Creepers, Lucky # Slevin, Devil's Advocate, Pirates of the Caribbean, Se7en, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Rock Star, Remember the Titans, Office Space, Demon Knight, Freddy vs. Jason, Avengers, Mars Attacks, Iron Man, Poltergeist, Natural Born Killers, Lake Placid, Where the Wild Things Are, Major League, Hannibal, From Dusk Til Dawn, Hostel, V for Vendetta.

Music: Bon Jovi, Johnny Cash, Weird Al, AC/DC, In Extremo, Judas Priest, Twisted Sister, Lennon, Alice in Chains, Faster Pussycat, The Pretty Reckless, Kid Rock, Fozzy, Cinderella, Tesla, Rammstein, Neurotica, Rob Zombie, Guns N Roses, Lita Ford, Garbage, Skynyrd, Eminem, ZZ Top, KoRn, Queensryche, Poison, Winger, Motley Crue, Alice Cooper, Black Sabbath, Halestorm, Iron Maiden, Dwight Yokam, Marilyn Manson, Saliva, Godsmack, Eric Clapton, Aerosmith, POD, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Spontaneo, Toby Keith, Metallica, Alestorm, Scorpions, Rolling Stones, Beatles, Picture Me Broken, Cowboy Troy, Otep, Demon Hunter, Pantera, The Letter Black, Butcher Babies

Books: HP Lovecraft, Stephen King, Narnia, E.A. Poe, R.L. Stevenson, Catcher in the Rye, Starship Troopers, Robert B. Parker, Dickens, Douglas Adams, Stieg Larson, Lord of the Flies, The Inferno, Kafka, Clive Barker

TV: Hell's Kitchen, The Following, WWE, Chopped, NCIS, Nadia G's Bitchin Kitchen, Gotham, Leverage, Criminal Minds, Dexter, CSI: NY, Parks and Recreation, Dr. Who, Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My iPod, coffee, Alastair, my family, baseball, orange juice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's for dinner. Sex. Life. Baseball. Sex. If I really want to sit at a desk for the next 30 years. Why are office chairs so uncomfortable. And just what in the hell to say in that first OK Cupid message.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes out at a local bar. I have recently discovered Brown Mountain Bottleworks. It seems like the best craft place in Morganton. Catawba is good too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I want to start a porn website.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like any of the things I mentioned above or just love giving footjobs. :-)