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38 Penn Hills, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 9
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
A little extra
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Just to be up front right from the start, I am divorced and I am not looking for a serious relationship. Anything from friends with benefits to just hanging out and having a good time is OK with me. If you want more than that, I'm not the one.

OK, on the the interesting (I hope.) stuff. I work as a data entry tech for a promotional products company. I enjoy hard rock/metal, horror movies, sports and cooking (which I am pretty good at). I'm always trying to create new and tasty things to eat. I have a writing degree from Edinboro University and hope someday to publish a book of poetry. There are currently three pets with me: a PomChi named Alastair and 2 cats - Loki and Gabriel. I really enjoy craft beers. I drink too much coffee. And sometimes I like some rum. (Why is the rum gone?) I collect shot glasses. I have a weird sense of humor and a very cynical view of American politics. I have zero faith in the recraplicans or demoncrats. Which is why I became a free-thinking Libertarian. I love being naked and I am as much as possible when I am home. Candles and thunderstorms are awesome. I love baseball and have since I was five. Anything else you want to know, just ask.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working. Enjoying dog therapy from Alastair. He is always able to make me laugh. Drinking coffee. Forcing myself to write more often.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. I can do amazing things in the kitchen. ;-) Poetry when I put my mind to it. Sarcasm. Kissing. Drinking coffee.
The first things people usually notice about me
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probably my smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Miracle, The Hills Run Red, Halloween, Lethal Weapon, UHF, House of 1000 Corpses, Bull Durham, Gone in 60 Seconds, The Matrix, Star Wars, Mirrors, Waiting, Training Day, Ghost Ship, Nightmare Before Christmas, House on Haunted Hill, See No Evil, Silence of the Lambs, Saw, Jeepers Creepers, Lucky # Slevin, Devil's Advocate, Pirates of the Caribbean, Se7en, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Rock Star, Remember the Titans, Office Space, Demon Knight, Freddy vs. Jason, Avengers, Mars Attacks, Iron Man, Poltergeist, Natural Born Killers, Lake Placid, Where the Wild Things Are, Major League, Hannibal, From Dusk Til Dawn, Hostel, V for Vendetta.

Music: Bon Jovi, Johnny Cash, Weird Al, AC/DC, In Extremo, Judas Priest, Twisted Sister, Lennon, Alice in Chains, Faster Pussycat, The Pretty Reckless, Kid Rock, Fozzy, Cinderella, Tesla, Rammstein, Neurotica, Rob Zombie, Guns N Roses, Lita Ford, Garbage, Skynyrd, Eminem, ZZ Top, KoRn, Queensryche, Poison, Winger, Motley Crue, Alice Cooper, Black Sabbath, Halestorm, Iron Maiden, Dwight Yokam, Marilyn Manson, Saliva, Godsmack, Eric Clapton, Aerosmith, POD, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Spontaneo, Toby Keith, Metallica, Alestorm, Scorpions, Rolling Stones, Beatles, Picture Me Broken, Cowboy Troy, Demon Hunter, Pantera, The Letter Black, Butcher Babies

Books: HP Lovecraft, Stephen King, Narnia, E.A. Poe, R.L. Stevenson, Catcher in the Rye, Starship Troopers, Robert B. Parker, Dickens, Douglas Adams, Stieg Larson, Lord of the Flies, The Inferno, Kafka

TV: Hell's Kitchen, The Following, WWE, Chopped, NCIS, Nadia G's Bitchin Kitchen, Gotham, Leverage, Criminal Minds, Dexter, CSI: NY, Parks and Recreation, Dr. Who, Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My iPod, coffee, Alastair, my family, baseball, orange juice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's for dinner. Sex. What kind of car to get since mine is a POS and barely gets me to and from work. Life. Baseball. Sex. If I really want to sit at a desk for the next 30 years. Why are office chairs so uncomfortable. And just what in the hell to say in that first OK Cupid message.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes out at a local bar. I like Rivertowne, Carnivores and House of 1000 Beers. Sometimes just relaxing at home with some music, video games and a few drinks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I want to go to a nudist colony.
You should message me if
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If you just want to have some fun without expectations of anything serious. If you appreciate a man who can cook. If you enjoy good conversation. If you enjoy craft beer. Or if you think Natural Born Killers is the greatest love story ever. So go ahead and message me. I don't bite. (Unless you ask.)