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28 Menlo Park, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 23
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Not at all
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on University
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Italian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Il n'est rien de réel que le rêve et l'amour.

Instagram: JordanTiffany
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Self-actualizing, exploring, surrounding myself with wonderful and interesting people, places and things. Staying teachable.

I don't do small talk. I don't have time to waste on pretention, so I spend time doing things and spending time with people who feed my creativity and joy. I like simple things, but I also enjoy creature comforts. I like luxury where it counts... A big comfy bed, travel, good food, good books and experiences.

I love life, and I maintain a balance of sincere gratitude and sarcasm that keeps me safely away from any organized religion. I have strong beliefs and a voice and I'm in the process of going back to school to study Sociology and Psychology. I am fascinated by the human race. We are incredibly intricate miracles, and I could talk about it for hours.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being generally hilarious(intentionally/not so intentionally).
picking out records.
remembering what movie that guy/girl was in.
losing patience with pretentious anyone.
judging character.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I smile pretty much always and laugh just as much. I'm a genuinely happy person, and I guess it shows :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies:Classic horror, The Lost Highway, Blue Velvet, anything by Wes Anderson, Fargo, The Big Lebowski, Empire Records, La Auberge Espagnole, City of God, Rosemary's Baby, SLC Punks, The Devil's Rejects, True Romance, Winter's Bone, American Psycho, Anything Hitchcock, etc etc etc(I'm tired.)

Books: "In Cold Blood," "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas," "Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs"(Anything by Chuck Klosterman), "Siddhartha," "Dharma Punks," ""Cat's Cradle," "Paradise Lost," "The Catcher in The Rye," love plays by Tennessee Williams, "American Psycho," "The Great Gatsby," "Hamlet," "Macbeth," "The Perks of Being a Wallflower," "Hairstyles of the Damned," Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, "On the Road," etc etc ettttccccc

Music: LATELY- The Avett Brothers, Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeros, The Growlers, Bob Marley, Roy Orbison, Bon Iver, Cocteau Twins, Cold War Kids, Devendra Banhart, Ed Sheeran, El Guincho, Elliot Smith, The Smiths, Fleet Foxes, The Flaming Lips, Grateful Dead, Iron & Wine, Johnny Cash, James Taylor, Jack White, Julian Casablancas, The Lumineers, Marcy Playground, Matisyahu, Mumford & Sons, Neutral Milk Hotel, Old Crow Medicine Show, Willie Nelson, Phish, Passion Pit, Radiohead, Ray LaMontagne, Rob Zombie, The Shins, Nirvana, Third Eye Blinde, Thom York, ETC ETC
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Philz Coffee
My rescue kitty, Maizie
Pen and paper
Rainbow flip flops
An awesome podcast
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
character development, what it means to be human, which of the people I know are psychopaths, when the next episode of Inside Amy Schumer is on, sociology, and how much coffee is too much coffee.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating good food with good friends, exploring, watching crime documentaries or reading, at a meeting or a concert, or writing something in a coffee shop.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm in recovery, which means I don't party anymore, but I do have some great stories. Going through this journey has been the hardest and by far the best thing I've ever done in my life.
You should message me if
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You're into David Lynch and want to talk about Twin Peaks.
You are self actualizing and value knowledge, peace, and relationships more than money, status and titles.
You don't do drink or use drugs to excess, and maybe you're in recovery.
You wanna discuss psychology, sociology, crime etc.

You think I sound like a badass chick :)