How do I describe the wonder that is me? Down to earth? Surely I am
dependable, responsible, and dedicated. A fully grown man who
doesn't need to be taken care of by anyone. But down to earth
sounds...boring. My mind likes to soar in the clouds, to dream big
dreams because what is the point of little dreams. Pragmatic, at
times, but the optimism of always wanting to see what is around the
next corner, to see the good in people and the world around me. A
knight in the modern world, champion of truth, defender of the
weak, and upholder of justice. I have a child like wonder to learn
and explore. An adventurous soul and reckless spirit. A punk rock
heart in a button down life. Delightfully obnoxious. I have
opinions, lots and lots of opinions, and I am more than willing to
share them. I am forthright and honest. I don't play games with
people. I like to learn new things, to know more today than I did
yesterday. I read the instruction manual. Laid back? Screw that. If
you aren't willing to stand up for what you believe to be true,
what is the point? I have great faith in my ability to do anything,
and have proven such more than once. But for all that, I am truly a
kind, sweet person. That is who I am. For those of you who put
stock in such, I rate as an INTJ.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying the sunshine on the right side of the dirt
I’m really good at
Remembering the most inane details and information in general.
People have called me the human Google for all the random stuff
floating around my head.
I am an excellent cook. I like to cook for people. Look at
someone's face when they bite into something they enjoy.
I am great at spatial relationships. I can fit 10 lbs. of stuff
into a 5 lbs. bag.
Reaching things on high shelves.
Being right, because I am right annoyingly often.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height and giant stature.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't know as I have a favorite book. I have read quite a lot of
them and enjoyed them with the exception of one. It was truly
awful. So awful I threw it away.
My favorite food is Chicken and Dumplings. No, you cannot make them
right. The only person who makes them correctly other than myself
was my grandmother. She actually made them better. I am sure yours
are good, even great. They are not the way Grandma used to make
them. I love Chinese food, and Italian food. I like espresso, but
do not drink "coffee".
I think Ave Maria is one of the most beautiful pieces of music ever
created. If it doesn't move you and touch your soul when you hear
it, you are probably dead inside. I like the sound of the bagpipes,
especially "Amazing Grace". AC/DC's "Back in Black" is my theme
song. The Internet said so, it must be true. Black Sabbath's "War
Pigs" is the best anti-war song.
The six things I could never do without
New information because if you aren't learning, you are getting
Interesting Experiences. Life is about the stories you have to
A plan, even if it isn't followed.
A warm smile or an impish grin.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The nature of the universe and the most efficient ways to
On a typical Friday night I am
Cooking for people. Oh, wait, I do that almost every night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a compulsive need to fill out forms completely.
You should message me if
I am looking to date a female who is of above average height. This
is because I am of above average height, it is simply a physics
thing. Beyond that? I can't say that I have a checklist per se, I
don't know what I am looking for, but I will know when I find
To be honest, I will probably respond to everyone because I feel it
would be rude and hurtful to not do so.