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31 Washington, DC Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 16, 2014
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Strictly anything
When drinking
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Dislikes cats
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Overseeing the construction of new spaces, seeing live bands in small venues, popping my own popcorn, tearing up dance floors.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sports/, soccer, golf, inner tube water polo, racquetball, trivial pursuit, scrabble, liars dice, bananagrams... I have also figured out how to make a perfect hamburger patty, but I'll never tell you my secret.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I’m laughing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Salman Rushdie, Angle of Repose, Edward Gorey... just went through a big biography phase.

Other things: My Cousin Vinny, Anything by Spoon (or Divine Fits or Dan Boekner for that matter and while we are at it, Spencer Krug), The Clipse, Holy Ghost!, LCD Soundsystem, Action Bronson, Hot Chip, Father John Misty, Jason Molina, Wilco, Radiohead (duh), Wired, Dwell, The New Yorker, and some other things. And Batman of course (Michael Keaton).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Litteri's garlic powder
My dumb friends
Dive bars
Party hosting
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to look cool when locking up my bike.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing Liar's Dice with friends, or grilling food on the back patio, or dancing somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My high school English teacher gave me the Most Likely to Suck the Marrow Out of Life Award and I think about whether I'm living up to that, probably too frequently.
You should message me if
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You live and love DC. I'm a third generation native and kind of a snob about my city. Considering a 2025 mayoral run.