I don’t really live with my mom, that would be absurd i'm 32. However if you’ve continued reading chances are you’re not a shallow person (or maybe you just want to see what kind of train wreck follows an opening statement like that). Just trying to weed some people out ya know.
Recently a woman told me I was charming and simply irresistible (then she started singing that Robert Palmer song). Sounds great right? Problem is she was shitfaced and no younger than 70 and she tried to take me home with her. To top it off it all took place in front of my family, now they won’t stop giving me a hard time about the Sabre Tooth Tiger who tried to steal my innocence. Moral of the story is old ladies love me, things like this happen all the time. So now that you’ve heard a condensed version of my elder love experience, a little about me…..Too hot to handle too cold to hold…well that should about do it