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JZNH

38 F Manchester, NH

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
So, I've decided to go the HONEST route here, which may be out-dated, but I hope it still works. Here we go:

If you spend most of your time jumping out of planes, climbing mountains, running marathons and swimming with sharks, we may not be a good match, and there are reasons for that.
1. I work full-time for a living, so MOST of my time is spent working or sleeping, and I'm not going to embellish that for an online dating profile.
2. I have a fear of heights and feel much more safe with airplane doors CLOSED when I'm in them and they're actually flying.
3. I will run if someone is chasing me. Period. At which point someone should call 911.
4. Sharks will eat you if they are hungry. Why tempt them?

I'm a real person. I spend free time watching tv, going out for a few drinks with friends, singing at karaoke dive bars, playing on the computer, playing trivia to remember how smart I'm NOT, and thinking of all the places I would love to travel if I had someone with whom to share the experiences, as well as all of the "faraway places" I've already been lucky to see in my life (which include Bermuda, Mexico, the Caribbean, Europe, and Canada - not so far, I'm aware, but foreign enough to now need a passport).

I'm clearly not perfect, so I can't expect anyone else to be perfect, either. I hope that you follow the same philosophy. I'm also aware that I could not model swimwear tomorrow, so I can't expect my perfect match to be an underwear model.....in any serious ads. I hope that you are realistic and intelligent enough to get that, too. I do, however, need to feel an attraction of some kind. Could be physical, mental, emotional, talent-based, intelligent-based, humor-based.....there has to be SOMETHING. I prefer men who are taller than I am.

Your turn!
What I’m doing with my life
A job that I love in a city that I love.
I’m really good at
I've renamed this section "Reasons Why I'm Awesome."
1. I love the NFL, and have been playing in a Fantasy Football league for years now. I *may* be obsessed.
2. I'm gainfully employed, and actually LOVE my job. How many people can say that?
3. I prefer beer to mixed drinks.
4. I've had the same core group of friends since grade school. That is loyalty.
5. I love my parents and my brother, and family is very important to me.
6. I've never been married, and I don't have any children, so I'm not tied down with responsibilities or exes.
7. I'm pretty funny. No, really. I am.
8. I also love UFC. I'm not really sure why. I think it has something to do with thinking that if I'm ever attacked, I could recreate one of the moves, based solely on my viewing experience.
9. I'm pretty smart. Show me a sentence, and I'll find the grammatical error. Oh, and I can have intellectual conversations.
10. I can cross-stitch like a pro. Serious skills.
11. If we go out to eat, I won't order a salad and pretend to pick at it. I eat.
12. I can sing. I've developed a (very small) cult following in Manchester karaoke bars.
13. I have a black thumb. I can kill plants by looking at them, apparently. That's why I have a cat.
14. You will most likely never have to guess what I'm thinking. I'm pretty much an open book.
The six things I could never do without
1. Food
2. Water
3. Oxygen
4. Shelter
Wait, there should be 6??????
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What if the moment that I go to lock the deadbolt is the exact moment that someone decides to kick my door in? Chances are, at least one nail would get bent back and break off below the quick, and that really smarts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like Barry Manilow. A lot. Oh, and: I've been told (by a guy) that guys may not be interested in me because I call them out on their BS. That one's easy. Don't BS me, and I won't call you out! :)
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You feel like it?