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J_1_K

37 Oakland, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:10am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Transportation
Status
Open relationship
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Husband of 12 years, proud father, dog and cat parent, jack of all trades, homeowner, non-monogamous, semi spiritual, pragmatic, ISTJ, left handed, and good natured anti-bro.
*fully legitimate open honest marriage.
Full disclosure: I hate Will Farrell movies.
Currently involved with a wonderful girlfriend so I don't have all that much time for dating nowadays. But then again, anything can happen.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
40 hours a week repairing dirty old commuter trains. Fixing stuff and figuring out how stuff works, showing my daughter how stuff works, raising my 5 year old to be an intelligent strong woman and not a princess. Going to shows, drinking beer, house maintenance, yard work, and other adult like shit.
Recent projects include replacing the drain pump on our washing machine, removing the recirculating pump from the dishwasher because some garbanzo beans got stuck in the impeller. Replacing the spindle, steering rack, and suspension on my vw passat wagon (yes I cruise in a mom wagon..).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
rocking a farmers tan, laughing at myself, welding, booking air travel, compersion, troubleshooting in the physical realm, parallel parking any stick shift vehicle on a hill while it's raining, reading the female body's reaction to touch, simplicity, keeping houseplants alive, whistling like a mexican (all about the tongue roll), making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, enjoying the silence, rolling with the punches, rolling joints, bear hugs, kissing you on the head, being politically incorrect, changing timing belts, grilling chicken, cunnilingus, making tortilla soup, rambling on
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Green eyes and gentle disposition towards life.
Bay area: natural hair color and complete lack of tattoos or piercings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
technical manuals, electrical schematics, maintenance bulletins, huff post, the four agreements, alan watts, ethical slut, east of eden, vonnegut, murakami, bourdain, sedaris, christopher hitchins, bad religion, thievery corporation, janes addiction, nin, pearl jam, beck, beasties, bonobo, chemical brothers, frank zappa, southernplayalisticadillacmuzik, flaming lips, op ivy, jimi, lcd soundsystem, los fabulosos cadillacs, tame impala, 2pac, louie, lebowski, young frankenstein, charlize theron, archer, always sunny, wilfred, trailer park boys, bar rescue, kitchen nightmares, papalote, bens chili bowl, tritip with chimichurri, bacon wrapped asparagus, kebabs
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Craft brew
Hand tools
Wet wipes
Commercial grade marijuana
Snuggling with my wife and daughter
Binders full of women (name that douchebag)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
living in the meow, belief systems, collective human enlightenment, the negative effect burning man has on the environment, scheduling issues, orgasm control, the plethora of creative gender labels found on okc profiles
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This or that
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Shit, if it's gonna be that kinda party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you aren't looking for "the one", relate to open marriage, ethical non-monogamy, are sex positive, easy going, down to earth, and are down to grab an adult refreshment some time. Bonus points if you aren't a huge fan of makeup and artificial scents.