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J_Davi_05

31 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Yesterday – 9:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
please note: I'm a convicted felon... served 3 years of a 5-year sentence, currently on parole... #TimeOffForGoodBehavior

3 kids from 2 women... #BabyMommaDrama

unemployed and freeloading wherever I can... #NoMoneyNoProblems

#AreHashTagsStillCool?
What I’m doing with my life
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I sleep till noon, watch judge judy while eating a bowl of cereal -- half fruity pebbles, half frosted cheerios -- then it's video games on the 80" tv until mom is done making dinner. after eating, I watch jeopardy because I like to get a little culture... then it's back to the xbox, maybe some late night HBO -- so mad they killed King Joffrey on GoT... Sleep and repeat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
finding Waldo, procrastinating, and calculating 18% tip on dinner bills but only leaving 5%
The first things people usually notice about me
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My gorgeous hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books are for losers

Movies: Anything with lots of explosions and special effects

Music: top-40, R&B

Food: microwaveable pizza bagels
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. my welfare check
2. the $200 Jordans I bought with my welfare check
3. Johnnie Walker -- green or blue label only
4. Skinny ties -- I like to dress up for Judge Judy
5. pantene pro v -- for hair so healthy, it shines
6. OkCupid
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how awful the culture of dating has become:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UM_x7eUSaE

And the 22-year-old woman who I conducted an interview/physical exam on in June. She displayed neurological symptoms consistent with a brain tumor, but the CT machine was broken so we couldn't confirm. Twice she asked me if she'll be home by the weekend because she wanted to watch her 5-year-old son graduate from kindergarten... Avoiding the question felt deceitful.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Winning at life
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a collection of Disney flicks on my laptop....
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2. You were a backup dancer in the Anaconda music video

3. You're looking for a hookup

4. You realize that 90% of this profile is sarcasm/parody/not true or an obvious exaggeration

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