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J_Davi_05

31 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:33am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think I'm good looking

I know I'm intelligent

I aspire to be successful

And contrary to what the above suggests, I'm humble... Confident, but humble
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Nothing. Unemployed and acquiring massive amounts of debt, ie living the American dream
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
finding Waldo, procrastinating, and calculating % tip on dinner bills
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My gorgeous hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books are for losers

Movies: Anything with lots of explosions and special effects

Music: top-40, R&B

Food: love it all -- Italian, Mexican, caribbean, Thai, sushi, Indian...you name it, I want it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Big screen tv
Video games
$100-bottles of blended scotch
Skinny ties
Happy hour
The occasional all-you-can-drink brunch with live jazz
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how awful the culture of dating has become:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UM_x7eUSaE

And the 22-year-old woman who I conducted an interview/physical exam on in June. She displayed neurological symptoms consistent with a brain tumor, but the CT machine was broken so we couldn't confirm. Twice she asked me if she'll be home by the weekend because she wanted to watch her 5-year-old son graduate from kindergarten... Avoiding the question felt deceitful.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Winning at life
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a collection of Disney flicks on my laptop....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. You're pretty

2. You realize that 50% of what I wrote above is sarcasm/not true or an obvious exaggeration

3. You have an IQ north of 130

4. You saw the youtube comedy skit I posted above and completely agree

ALSO: humility and compassion should trump your desire to, 'keep it real.' So if your profile says something along the lines of, "I tell it like it is," or if you describe yourself as "brutally honest," please don't message me. I was born and raised in the hood, but I also have an Ivy League education -- i.e. I'm done with the ghetto and am only interested in cultured and compassionate women.