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Hons_Bowlo

29 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The quick info about me is that I am a very easy going guy that just likes to have a good time and probably smokes mj too much for his own good, but hey what are your twenties for and I have my green card if you know what I mean.

Disclaimer: I am quite intelligent and could use copious ammounts of erroneously elegant language , but that is simply not my style. So I am simply going to write as I always do, in my own style /voice. I would like to end this tid bit with a quote from my roommate and friend. "Jake you are the hardest working stoner I know."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What I do for a living is what I like to call "duck punching". The spark notes explanation is: Hack it, reverse engineer it, and repurpose it. I am a web app developer that specializes in hacking and repurposing code, but I do it for a medical company that is trying to help save lives. So that makes moving in the morning a bit easier.

Essentially I am a technological savant/wizard, tell me your dreams and I will turn it into reality.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying inappropriate things at the perfectly wrong time.

Cooking... just go look at my Instagram: thecavepeanut. Disclaimer: pics of my tattoo are up there so I am topless in a few #fistpump.

Wrestling, mainly because I did it for ten years. If you think you can take the ginger, well bring it on crouton.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If its business time, most likely how god damn daper I look.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
A song of fire and ice aka game of thrones
Wheel of time.
Name of the Wind (King Killer Chronicles)
Farienheit 451
The Anansi Boys
Etc.. So many more just ask if you want to know.

Shows:
Game of thrones,
Archer,
Always sunny,
Venture Brothers,
Park and rec,
Psych,
Workaholics ( I almost bought a bear coat.)
BSG(new one god damn that ending).
and I try to watch more but aint nobody got time for that.

Music:
I could list about 50 here so I will keep it to 5.
Bloody Beetroots,
Griz,
Rx Bandits,
Streetlight Manifesto,
Immortal Technique

Google Music Playlists:
All Time Favs: http://tinyurl.com/kdv69f8
Dance Time: http://tinyurl.com/oqxhjp3
Classy Electro: http://tinyurl.com/p2og933
Bed Time Beats: http://tinyurl.com/qzg8vno
Hippity Hop: http://tinyurl.com/osbtmo8

Food: I will pretty much try anything once and I can appreciate all food equally. I do not discriminate I just masticate. Disclaimer I wrestled for 10 years, so food and I have a special relationship.

Movies:
I like most of the movies you probably like as long as they are awesome. But here are a few:
Shawshank redemption, Requiem for a dream, boondock saints, snatch, drop dead Fred, Anchor man, Black Dynamite... DYNO-MITE etc..

Beers:
Decschuttes - anniversary black butte porter
Great Divide - Yeti Oak Aged Stout
Russian River - Pliny the Elder/ Pliny The Younger
Any IPA by GreenFlash
Dogfish head-120/90 minute IPA
etc.
(A bit of a beer snob but I am down to drink some Vitamin Rs).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Twerking ..... I am either working or I am twerking..*snaps in z formation*

A creative outlet be it cooking, working, thinking up apps/embedded projets, wishing i had a 3D printer...Think of all the random ass crap you could print.

Humor because I just can't take it out of my life.

The interwebs. I need it for work and reddit, and yes "interwebs" is my pet name for the internet.

Music. I listen to music all day thank you Google music you keep me sane.

A towel, you never know when your going to need it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Puns and tattoos.. they are my guilty pleasures.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

What does the fox really say?

SCIENCE!!!

Memes

The application of evolutionary theories to help explain behavior and cultural paradigms.

you know serious shit, with an intense twist of ADD, ooooo look a squirrel...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Random Friday shenanigans. Hopefully a show, but darts at a dive, great beers/movies at home, or epic adventure time all have been known to happen.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Once you have ginged you become unhinged...

I want to build and live in this:
https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/Man-builds-stunning-hobbit-yahoofinanceuk-1514084024.html

Yes I have a giant nerd tattoo, but it is not because I play a ridiculous amount of video games, well at least not anymore. The images represent stories, memories, and ideas that I cherish. Go ahead and ask if you want the full write up.
You should message me if
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You are the bee's knees, the cat's meow, or my personal favorite the walrus's whiskers.