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Hons_Bowli

28 Seattle, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The quick info about me is that I am a very easy going guy that just likes to have a good time and probably smokes mj too much for his own good, but hey what are your twenties for and I have my green card if you know what I mean. One last thing, my Dad's nickname for me is smartass, that may tell you something about me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What I do for a living is what I like to call "duck punching". The spark notes explanation is: Hack it, reverse engineer it, and repurpose it. I am a web app developer that specializes in hacking and repurposing code, but I do it for a medical company that is trying to help save lives. So that makes moving in the morning a bit easier.

When I finally stop punching ducks I do these things:
Cooking up crazy ass new food ideas,
Contract jobs (no rest for the wicked),
Smoke dank ass grass and dabs,
Disc Golf,
Darts,
Pool,
drink amazing beers,
Hike and camp,
Go to shows (EDM, Ska, Indie, Hip Hop etc..),
Wrestle with old wrestling buddies in the grass like a boss.
Fly fish,
and much much more.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying inappropriate things at the perfectly wrong time.

Cooking... just go look at my Instagram: thecavepeanut. Disclaimer: pics of my tattoo are up there so I am topless in a few #fistpump.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If its business time, most likely how god damn daper I look.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
A song of fire and ice aka game of thrones
Wheel of time.
Name of the Wind (King Killer Chronicles)
Farienheit 451
The Anansi Boys
Etc.. So many more just ask if you want to know.

Shows:
Game of thrones,
Archer,
Always sunny,
Venture Brothers,
Park and rec,
Psych,
Workaholics ( I almost bought a bear coat.)
BSG(new one god damn that ending).
and I try to watch more but aint nobody got time for that.

Music:
I could list about 50 here so I will keep it to 5.
Bloody Beetroots,
Griz,
Rx Bandits,
Streetlight Manifesto,
Immortal Technique

Dance Time: http://tinyurl.com/oqxhjp3
Classy Electro: http://tinyurl.com/p2og933
Bed Time Beats: http://tinyurl.com/qzg8vno
Hippity Hop: http://tinyurl.com/osbtmo8

Food: I will pretty much try anything once and I can appreciate all food equally. I do not discriminate I just masticate.

Movies:
I like most of the movies you probably like as long as they are awesome. But here are a few:
Shawshank redemption, Requiem for a dream, boondock saints, snatch, drop dead Fred, Anchor man, Black Dynamite... DYNO-MITE etc..

Beers:
Decschuttes - anniversary black butte porter
Great Divide - Yeti Oak Aged Stout
Russian River - Pliny the Elder/ Pliny The Younger
Any IPA by GreenFlash
Dogfish head-120/90 minute IPA
etc.
(A bit of a beer snob but I am down to drink some Vitamin Rs).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Twerking ..... I am either working or I am twerking..*snaps in z formation*

A creative outlet be it cooking, working, thinking up apps/embedded projets, wishing i had a 3D printer...Think of all the random ass crap you could print.

Humor because I just can't take it out of my life.

The interwebs. I need it for work and reddit, and yes "interwebs" is my pet name for the internet.

Music. I listen to music all day thank you Google music you keep me sane.

A towel, you never know when your going to need it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Puns and tattoos.. they are my guilty pleasures.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

What does the fox say?

Current personal projects: NodeJs server, personal website, a website for my Mom's high school theatre program, and one for my friends mason bee business.

you know serious shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Random Friday shenanigans. Hopefully a show, but darts at a dive, great beers/movies at home, or epic adventure time all have been known to happen.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Once you have ginged you become unhinged....

I also have my "green" card, which means i live by one of my mottos: "Weed is like music in one way, the only thing that should be illegal about them is not sharing"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are the bee's knees or the cat's meow.. I am not too picky I will take either.