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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–36
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5' 9" (1.76m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Wants kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The quick info about me is that my mom nicknamed me Ghandi, because I am so nice and my Dad nicknamed me smartass, because I am one and always told me "Jake you're too damn smart for your own good!". I like to think I am somewhere in between, but we will let you be the judge of that.

When it all boils down I am simply a Westley looking for his Princess Buttercup. Meaning with the correct muse in my life there is very little I can't do.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What I do for a living is what I like to call "duck punching". The spark notes explanation is: Hack it, reverse engineer it, and repurpose it. I am a web app developer that specializes in hacking and repurposing code, but I do it for a medical company that is trying to help save lives. So that makes moving in the morning a bit easier.

If you got any app ideas let me hear them, just maybe I can turn your dream into a reality and make us filfthy rich.

When I am not working I am living life to the fulliest and am a MMJ enthusiast, the name should of given that away. If you know what I am talking about when I say CBD vs THC hit me up. FYI I prefer sativa dominant with some CBD.

Now I am a part time sales rep for CO2 Pharmaceuticals.... Slinging the hash oil #nerdThugLife.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying inappropriate things at the perfectly wrong time.

Cooking... just go look at my Instagram: thecavepeanut. Disclaimer: pics of my tattoo are up there so I am topless in a few. #fistpump.

Wrestling, mainly because I did it for ten years. If you think you can take the ginger, well bring it on crouton.

Hacking all da datas... proof:
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If its business time, most likely how god damn daper I look.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A song of fire and ice aka game of thrones
Wheel of time.
Name of the Wind (King Killer Chronicles)
Farienheit 451
The Anansi Boys
Etc.. So many more just ask if you want to know.

Game of thrones,
Always sunny,
Venture Brothers,
Park and rec,
Workaholics ( I almost bought a bear coat.)
BSG(new one god damn that ending).
and I try to watch more but aint nobody got time for that.

I could list about 50 here so I will keep it to 5.
Bloody Beetroots,
Rx Bandits,
Streetlight Manifesto,
Immortal Technique

Google Music Playlists:
All Time Favs:
Dance Time:
Classy Electro:
Bed Time Beats:
Hippity Hop:

Food: I will pretty much try anything once and I can appreciate all food equally. I do not discriminate I just masticate.

I like most of the movies you probably like as long as they are awesome. But here are a few:
Shawshank redemption, Requiem for a dream, boondock saints, snatch, drop dead Fred, Anchor man, Black Dynamite... DYNO-MITE etc..

Decschuttes - anniversary black butte porter
Great Divide - Yeti Oak Aged Stout
Russian River - Pliny the Elder/ Pliny The Younger
Any IPA by GreenFlash
Dogfish head-120/90 minute IPA
(A bit of a beer snob but I am down to drink some Vitamin Rs).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Twerking ..... I am either working or I am twerking..*snaps in z formation*

A creative outlet be it cooking, working, thinking up apps/embedded projets, wishing i had a 3D printer...Think of all the random ass crap you could print.

Humor because I just can't take it out of my life.

The interwebs. I need it for work and reddit, and yes "interwebs" is my pet name for the internet.

Music. I listen to music all day thank you Google music you keep me sane.

A muse to keep me driven and focused. Could it be you?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Puns and tattoos.. they are my guilty pleasures.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

What does the fox really say?

The application of evolutionary/anthropological theories to help explain behavioral and cultural paradigms.

Strokes, heart failure, sepsis, etc., basically whatever is my current app I am working on at work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Random Friday shenanigans. Hopefully a show, but darts at a dive, great beers/movies at home, or epic adventure time all have been known to happen.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Once you have ginged you become unhinged...

I want to build and live in this:

Yes I have a giant nerd tattoo, but it is not because I play a ridiculous amount of video games, well at least not anymore. The images represent stories, memories, and ideas that I cherish. Go ahead and ask if you want the full write up.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are the bee's knees, the cat's meow, or my personal favorite the walrus's whiskers.