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29 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:19am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Justin. I'm just like you.

Jack of all trades, master of nothing.

"All I've ever wanted in life is that when I am, finally, covered in butt naked hoes, that I'm equally covered in perfect lighting."

Here goes...
- have my shit together: job, car, college degree, etc ... this means something to someone, right?
- an actor. SURPRISE!!!
- extrovert... mostly.
- life of the party and/or just one to hang.
- enjoy the little things in life. Like how my phone auto-corrects "ktown" to "orient" when I'm typing. This always gets me.
- have a weird thing with people touching my nose. It drives me insane.
- like to be tickled... just not by strangers. Weird, I know.
- beer/whiskey enthusiast.
- am a loyal friend/partner/lover/co-worker/relative.
- get horny when I'm bored.
- get lonely before I go to bed at night.
- am competitive to a fault.
- yell at the TV while watching sports.
- have goals and dreams which I will achieve.
- am quite straight forward and blunt.
- say "gal." Some find it endearing.
- would never call myself charming, but some have told me that I can pull it off. Eh.
- have a f***ed sense of humor.
- sleep naked from time to time.
- feel that post-sex high fives are highly underrated!
- give amazing massages.
- have a pretty great family.
- grew up in Washington and Alaska. I've also lived in Montana and Las Vegas.
- am extremely passionate. If I want something, I go get it.
- Love really hard. (Does this even make sense? Hmmm.)
- was programmed to be awesome. Period.
- am a bartender/mixologist.
- got a puppy the day the SEAHAWKS won the Super Bowl. His name is Blitz.
- #savethegingers

***My initial messages... or ramblings, as they are most likely defined as... those ones, the ones that I send out... are usually more intended to strike conversation and show interest than they are to list the "top 5 things I liked about your profile." We can explore that stuff more whilest messaging or perhaps over a face-to-face. Savvy?***

Blah, blah, blah... that's me. We always tell all the good stuff... You're perfect, I'm perfect, let's be imperfect together, yes?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying not to f*** it up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
People, sports, comedy, snuggling. Mostly in this order.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My color... yep, I can use this one too. Yyeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
MOVIES - In Bruges, Seven Psychopaths, Boondock Saints, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Snatch, Milk, Grosse Point Blank, Anything with Jim Carrey, Lucky Number Slevin, etc.

SHOWS - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Dexter, Entourage, Community, 30 Rock, Raising Hope, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, The Office, Top Gear, Adventure Time, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Flight of the Conchords, SportsCenter, any televised UFC event...

MUSIC - I'll give anything a shot. Yes, I actually mean this.

FOOD - Grandma's french toast.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Sports
- Hot Tubs
- The interwebs
- Hole in the wall karaoke bars
- Road trips/Camping

...and uhhhh.

- Coffee..?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Inappropriately funny, yet terrible, things. It's the fuel to my sense of humor.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely at work... perhaps enjoying a social gathering... come back to me with this one.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a gross addiction to karaoke.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you're a fun gal, take life as it is, like to have a good time, whether going out or staying in... have an amazing sense of humor, great smile, goofy laugh, etc...