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J_mis

26 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 7, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Indian, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Jay. Fancy seeing you here.

To function I need: my sense of humour to keep me grounded, good rhymes and the occasional deep conversation - about anything. I'm a good listener and learner.

I like really bad jokes. Ask me I'll tell you a few, they're all awful/hilarious.

Anyway, I have an Instagram (don't hold it against me now), you can get idea of me there too.

http://instagram.com/jaymmistry/
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a job I enjoy taking it one day at a time.

Drinking red wine increasingly and seeing where it takes me on the weekend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having a coke and a smile and getting on with it
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: On the Road, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, Old Man and the Sea, Slaughterhouse 5. Since I've started working, I've began reading less and feel myself becoming more stupid as an inevitable result.

Movies: Forest Gump, Taratino, Cohen Brothers, Rec and lots of others.

Shows: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Treme, Arrested Development, Peep Show, It's Always Sunny, Luther and on and on.

Music: Man I'm sick of that fake thug, R & B rap scenario all day on the radio, same scenes in the video, monotonous material... Dead Prez, Kanye, Jay Z, Common, Kweli, Mos Def, The Roots, that real, soulful, introspective hip hop. You feel me? But got love for Jonny Cash, Bob Dylan, Prince, Justin Timberlake, wait what?

And for food I could eat a full english for every meal. I don't though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Phone, beer, musak, life, love and the pursuit of happiness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not I could pull off a red and black lumberjack, with the hat to match
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sippin on gin and juice
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm part machine.
You should message me if
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You want to... Even if you don't because who knows mayne??