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JabberBody

29 Santa Cruz, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jun 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To whom it may concern:

If you are reading this, it is already too late. A dreadful truth will reveal itself to you. If you do not wish to know this dreadful truth, then stop reading now. This message is clearly not meant for you. But if you feel you MUST know, if you feel this message has been in a long time coming, if you were looking for PROOF that you, above all others, are *special*, then to you, my friend, I say, welcome to the absolute essence of truth. Knowing this truth is not a privilege. It is a burden. But if this message were truly meant for you, an only you, above all others, then you must *need* to know. Regardless of the despair and dread this truth wi ll bring you. Regardless of the futility you will no longer be able to escape. Regardless of the difficulty, the alienation, and how truly absurd everything will feel. (If this message is truly meant for you, you will be experiencing all this already and you'll want me to get to the goddamn point already. It is for you, and only you, that this message is meant.)

You, sir/madam, are the only person who really exists. Everyone else is simply a manifestation of your own imagination, molded into a form that best suits your perception of reality.

Please don't stop reading now! It is important that you understand the true ramifications of this essential truth! It means you are truly free to do anything you choose! What held you in your place before? What made you think reality was anything "more" than it truly is? Whatever and whoever it was doesn't *matter* any longer! What truly matters is what you've always known must truly matter, no matter what anyone else said. It's what you believed when you were a child and were first discovering the world. When the first grown-up told you in all his mature wisdom that your time machine wasn't a sophisticated realization of great technological magnitude after all but was, in fact, a cardboard box with the words TIME MASHIN written on the side in crayon, which isn't how you spell "Time Machine" at all. You knew better then, didn't you? You were closer to the objective truth, the only one and true truth. The truth that your reality is whatever you want to make it and that anything that tries to stop you is the one and true illusion. How can that grown-up tell you you weren't in a time machine when you *know* you went back in time and fought off those vicious velociraptors with lazer-bullets while protected by your force field? You laughed him off then, didn't you? "Silly grown-ups don't know anything!" you'd say before traveling to Saturn to surf on its rings.

So why did you start to listen?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
School. Music. Writing. Philosophy. Adventure. Good times. New experience.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing. And words in general.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have really long red hair. People seem to like that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Cat's Cradle, Slaughterhouse 5, Breakfast of Champions, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Brave New World, 1984, Nausea, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Trial, The Little Prince, A Scanner Darkly

Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, A Clockwork Orange, Harold and Maude

TV: The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Community, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Breaking Bad

Music: Cat Stevens, Kaki King, Modest Mouse, Radiohead, Defiance Ohio

Food: anything veggie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, Freedom, Adventure, Creation, Beauty, Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Metaphysics, the limitations of human understanding, the illusion of separation, what lies beyond our perceptions, how we create our own realities, logic, paradigms, metaphor, what limits us, anarchy, love
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
TYPICAL?!?!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Are you kidding me?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you're just as interesting as I am ;)