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JacKeanu

42 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Oct 2, 2012
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So are you and I here for the same reasons... to have a good time and meet some interesting people? Well cool, yay quiver! But if you don't like plus sized girls, you should close this browser. If you don't know what a browser is, click on the x in the upper right hand corner and keep it moving.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At the moment I work full-time in healthcare, but whatever.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't know - laughing, typing, naps???
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It must be that I am super-mega-awesome. Seriously, I'll ask you when we meet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Well of course like every other NYC woman, I've read all three 50 Shades books, but found them kind of blah, so I'm trying something a little more old school... Kurt Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle. So far, so good. Otherwise, I love movies and try to go regularly, but once the big summer blockbusters were done, so was I.

Gotye is awesome, but recently got into AWOL Nation and yay! However, I love and have a special place in my heart for all things metal, alternative and grunge.

Also as far as food goes, I will try any kind of food at least once in my life, recently though I'm so into Thai its crazy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, humor, sunglasses, my African Grey, Multiroom DVR biatches, and did I mention coffee? Oh yeah, coffee twice - then I'd have to say my convertible!

Can I make it seven things? Hookah for life!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not this site will finally help me meet a prince instead of a toad.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There are no typical Friday nights... sometimes I stay in watching fios, bbming my peeps and playing with my pets, others I'm out either dining, movies or drinking my favorite martinis.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Maybe I'll admit it to you. Maybe not. Let's see when we get to know each other.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 29–49
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if you are Keanu Reeves.
Otherwise, feel free to message me. I'd be happy to hear from you, too.