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SuperHugs83

31 Saint Paul, MN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm not a flashy man. I tried that once but it didn't work. These days I try to find happiness appreciating the little things in life, like the scent of fresh blossoms in spring, the warmth of the Sun on a cool day, or when I notice a stranger humbly thinking of someone else before themselves (as if that ever happens). I like fixing things, offensive jokes, and seeing how long I can make a pair of shoes last (I've got more than three years on my personal record, we'll see how the next ones match up). I'm the quintessential example of the old adage, "It's not what you know it's who you know," but unfortunately I'm on the short end of that one.
I'm also a huge 3rd Amendment supporter. If you think the government should be allowed to quarter soldiers in the homes of private citizens during peacetime, we are just not going to get along
What I’m doing with my life
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working for the man and dreaming of ways to give him the proverbial finger, trying everything twice and then a third time once I've forgotten about the first two times. I also bike everywhere. I do have a car, it's a jeep that fits me perfectly-not all that pretty but tough, rugged, and always there when I need it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing at my own jokes because, honestly, if I didn't, no one would.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Apparently I've developed what my coworkers call a "fake laugh," only there's nothing fake about it. I get what they're saying though, it sounds totally phony and it tends to come off speciously. I guess I see a lot of humor where others don't (this doesn't mean I have the proverbial "sense of humor" all of you ladies are looking for).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Does Facebook count as a book? If it does, I don't read it.
Movies: Die Hard 2: Die Harder
TV: Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Music: Hall and Oates
Food: Fried Chicken
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Only my cat. Everything else is negotiable.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I can do to help humanity. For Instance, I see a lot of shirtless dudes on the bike trails. It's a shame. This is America and no one should go without a basic need like clothing. To that end, I'm thinking of starting a non-profit called "Shirts for Dudes."
Why is the mullet so looked down upon in our society. Business in the front, party in the back grants utility that most haircuts only dream of.
The fact that government welfare programs are seen as handouts to the poor when in actuality they provide much greater benefit to the rich. The "Let them eat cake" approach engenders revolutions, while welfare placates.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Every Friday night is typical, hence I'm doing what I did the previous Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was raised Catholic, but I can no longer believe. I wish I could. Christ had a lot of amazing teachings and we all could benefit from being a little more Christ-like. That being said, it never fails to amaze me how many so-called "Christians" either don't understand or blatantly disregard his actual message. It's pretty much all of them. (There goes my chance with any Christian ladies)
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