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32 Clearwater, FL Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–29
  • Located anywhere
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My details

Last online
Sep 3, 2013
Black, Native American, White
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Been doin a terrible job at making a profile on here. I'm a little too random to be able to describe myself properly. I gonna try something new. This is a list of things I've done in my life. you can try and figure out from that what I'm like and what I like to do...


been on a few roadtrips across the US.

lived in Northern CA.

wrestled in Highschool.

played Football in Highschool.

walked on a glacier.

been to Mexico eight times.

been stung by man O' war jellyfish every time I want to mexico.

undergone natural healing for jellyfish stings.

been to a Weird All concert.

seen/felt a shuttle launch.

sat at home watching movies.

played a ton of video games.

stopped playing video games

eaten suishi(as often as possible)

had a serious relationship.

been waterskiing, snow skiing, wakeboarding, scubadiving, body surfing, skimboarding, freshwater fishing, saltwater fishing, camping(the real kind with trees and a fire and a tent), camping(the fake kind with a lodge, cabins, and event planners), to the movies(eight billion times), to the fair, to the renfair, hiking(with mountains and shit), to a nude beach, boating, to amusement parks(water or otherwise), to the zoo, in a fight, to a goth night club, to a fetish club, to bars, to Bermuda, To hawaii, to Canada, to Alaska, to almost all the other states, to Las Vegas, bent in half the wrong way, hit by several cars and a semi, bike riding, rollerblading, to the gym, running, swimming.

Thats all I can think of off the top of my head.

Give me a break. This is how my mind works :P
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm easily distracted most of the time. My voice doesn't match how I look. I have three testicals. You notice something like that pretty quick on someone waving their penis in traffic... Once again... Joke. Damn this internet bull shit! Is there such a thing as a sarcastic smiley face icone? I needs me one 'o them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I like to read but if I'm not interested in a book I absolutely can't force myself through it. Alternatively, if I like what I'm reading I will finish it too quickly. I will finish a 400 page book in one night if I like it, and then be pissed that its over.

Movies: I'm into almost any type of movie, but I usualy most enjoy Action, Comedy, Horror, Some romance, Some Drama, B movies as long as they're funny, and porn... Homemade or otherwise. I also enjoy the epics.

Shows: American Dad, Robot Chicken, Metalocalypse, The Simpsons, NCIS, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, ARCHER, Full Metal Alchemist, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Dragonball Z, House, Futurama, The Daily Show With John Stewart, Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe, MythBusters, South Park, Scrubs, Dr. Who, How I Met Your Mother, Family Guy, To name a few...

Music: Matchbox 2o, Green Day, Linkin Park, Avril Lavigne, The Beatles, Michael Jackson, Eminem, ritchie valens, The Bloodhoundgang, Less Than Jake, Smash Mouth, Bing Crosby, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Wierd Al Yankovic, Nat King Cole, Three Doors Down, Meredith Brooks, Shania Twain, Travis Tritt, Cage The Elephant, Garth Brooks, Christina Aguilera, Alan Jackson, The Beach Boys, R.E.M., Blues Traveler, Godsmack, Saliva, Dropkick Murphys, Tim McGraw, Marilyn Manson, The All-American Rejects, Offspring, Rob Zombie, Drowning Pool, Disturbed, Foo Fighters, Sum 41, Good Charlotte, Three Days Grace, Blink-182, The Killers, Frank Sinatra, Red Hot Chili Peppers, All Genres, To name a few...

Food: I love food. Almost all types of food. I do have a favorite or two though. Lobster and Sushi. Now I absolutely love sushi, but my favorite has always been lobster. In fact I have a whole describtion for how much I love lobster that I gladly tell anyone who asks this question, which is I love lobster so much that if I had been eating lobster non stop for how ever long, and I knew for a fact that the next bite would rupture my stomach and kill me, I'd still take that bite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hmm. This is a weird one. Do they want literal? I doubt it. That would be things like the sun, the earth, Water, oxygen, food, my conception... In that order.

More figuratively, My car. She was my first car and will be my last. A year 2000 black Trans AM Firebird, WS6 with the Ram Air hood and T-tops. Mm. She's a sexy beast. I flipped a house to get her. The house was a nightmare. Totaly worth it though. Her name is Tina. I'm not really a car guy. All I know anything about are Firebirds. A beautiful line of cars from the first year to the last.

The cross I made for my first dog Yogi. He is one of the three living beings in my life I have ever held in my heart. When he was put to sleep I said my only prayer ever. I promissed him I'd always keep him with me. When I was forced to move back here from California I took the cross. He's still with me...

Water... I know I mentioned this, but here I mean that I need to be near some body of water. I'm a pisces which doesn't mean too much to me by it self, but I do hold true to the fact that pisces' love the water.

Christmas. I am not religous, but Christmas is my favorite holiday anyway. I really celibrate the underlying ideals of Christmas more than anything. The spirit of giving. Good will toward men. That kind of thing. I also love the smells, the lights, the food, and the winter weather. It was born out of a pegan holiday anyway. :P

Sex... Responsible sex, but I couldn't go without for long. I'm very in touch with my primal side and humans are at our core, a species of amorously playful creatures. Unfortunately, my country was founded by a bunch of hypocritical prudes. I, on the other hand get bored with clothed hugs. <--- Joke... Mostly ;P Thats not all I am mind you, and is by no means a requirement for me to enjoy female company.

This will be weird but, Northern California and the San Francisco bay area. No you didn't read wrong. I do live in Florida, but I left a piece of my self there and brought a piece of there with me. I love and miss everything there.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything... I have a super overactive brain. Alot of the time I'm just like a kid with how my imagination works. My favorite two questions are why and how. People who want to talk to me will have to excuse my imaturity at times. Thats not to say I can't be serious when the situatiopn calls for it, but your defanition of "calling for it" and mine may differ a bit ;)