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Jack0fHearts87

26 M Browns Mills, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Take notes Kif. You're about to witness the subtle waltz known as "seduction."

Upon seeing how the mobile app works, I'll place a brief bit here. Some people call me Allen, though it's actually my middle name. I am currently 27 winters, 5'5" tall, and made Emporia, Kansas all the more awesome while living there. I drink mead, whiskey and beer on occasion, and smoke a pipe like a gentleman.

I am a geek. Not only in that I like watching Star Wars and enjoy it; I am the Master Chief (Halo) of Emporia. I go out at night to football fields and lightsaber fight. I dress frequently like it's a Renaissance Festival when the weather allows for it, I can quote most of the Lord of the Rings with moderate accuracy, and I play several videogames.

I am also an artist. I mainly do engravings, drawings, paintings and costume/prop design, but I have also done metal working, sculpture, and jewelry making. I display my artwork proudly, and enjoy making things for my friends and loved ones.

Video games are my primary method of honing deadly skills of digital combat and bartering with tight-fisted merchants. I seek a gamer to compliment this, though someone who would be happy simply watching would also be highly desirable. However, for the interested gamers, I have a diverse interest in genres and titles. I play Halo, Assassin’s Creed, Rock Band, Left 4 Dead, Fable, Mass Effect and the Elder Scrolls series. I am mostly a Halo fan, and have gone to the release of every Halo game since 3 in costume. While it’s not a video game, I also enjoy playing Dungeons and Dragons.

I also enjoy watching movies and TV shows that I have on DVD. I enjoy nothing more than watching movies on a lazy afternoon. I speak in quotations, and will quote movies randomly and somewhat frequently. Even when alone.

Renaissance Fairs are my home away from home, and I go to them as much as possible. I may also become more active within my local SCA (Society for Creative Anachronism) which to be clear is *not* LARPing. LARPing is for children pretending to be elves and wizards and dressing the part. The SCA is about men and women re-creating and living life during the Middle Ages, as well as emphasizing skills that are not reliant on technology and modern convenience.

To give greater detail on the "Religion: Other and somewhat serious about it," I am a Pagan (I identify as a Nordic Rodnover Shaman,) and while my faith is a very big part of who I am, what I do and how I see the world, I never push it on others. I openly answer respectful questions, but I am strongly against badgering someone to convert. However, after having encountered far too much conflict, I would strongly prefer either a Pagan or someone who is a soft Agnostic or Atheist. (Soft meaning able to tolerate other religions or ideologies while not sharing them.)
What I’m doing with my life
"What the fuck?
Just my bloody luck
I'm drowning in a sea of fools,
Tortured by their stupid rules

I don't mind, I'll leave all that behind.
I'll quit my job and quit my school
Do just what I wanna do
I'm free."

While I am currently in Arkansas, I will be moving to Browns Mills, New Jersey in May of this year. (We just got a house there!) I've changed my location in the hopes of meeting nearby people so I won't be so much of a stranger or "FNG" when I get out there.

I'm hijacking this question from here on out and changing it to "What I'm Looking For"

I'm looking for a Gamer. Someone that knows Game Rage is just a thing, and has a healthy vocabulary for gaming insults. Someone who is a geek/nerd; not Erkel nerdy, but can definitely handle a Lightsaber and knows how to use the Force (phrasing?) Someone who likes Tenacious D, and sings "Fuck Her Gently" like the love ballad that it so obviously is. Someone who's not afraid to get dirty, but who also has a sense of civility. Someone who can be a kid, but knows when to be responsible.

If you are any of the above, please don't hesitate to at least say hi!
I’m really good at
Several things: video games, drawing, engraving, driving, costume and prop creation... I'm a Jack of All Trades. I am also semi-fluent in the Eldar Futhark. For those unfamiliar, the Eldar Futhark are Nordic Runes (Viking runes) and are a written 22 rune alphabet. I am able to write any phrase in them. I am working on slowly learning Russian, and am getting better at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
Not sure, never really asked anyone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
===VIDEO GAMES===

Halo (series,) Assassin's Creed (series,) Darksiders (series,) Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning, The Elder Scrolls (series) Mass Effect (series,) Borderlands (1&2) Mirror's Edge, Fable (series)

===BOOKS===

Dragonlance, Forgotten Realms, Lord of the Rings, the Halo books and graphic novels (with exception to Karen Traviss' work,) Harry Potter, the Inheritance series (Eragon.) A Song of Fire and Ice series

===MOVIES===

Brave, Lord of the Rings, Avatar, Underworld (trilogy,) Star Wars (series,) Pirates of the Caribbean (series,) King Arthur, Iron Man, Thor, The Avengers, Pretty much any Marvel movie.

===SHOWS===

AAAAdventure Time! (come on, grab your friends...) Game of Thrones (for Winter is indeed coming...) Family Guy, American Dad, Supernatural, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Invader Zim, NCIS, Venture Brothers, South Park, Metalocalypse.

===MUSIC===

Taste in music? Boy, that's a huge topic. I have over 227 bands that I listen to (well over 1,000 albums and a total of 41 days worth of music,) and generally like anything except Tech Punk, Emo and Rap. While I was only living in them for three years, I am very much in the 80's. I at one time viewed myself as an 80's Romance film personified. Here's an attempted list:

Classic Rock/80’s Metal: AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Van Halen, Led Zeppelin, Def Leppard, Aerosmith, Pink Floyd, ZZ Top, Motorhead, Motley Crue, Quiet Riot, Ratt, Ozzy Ozbourne, Black Sabbath, Dio, Bon Jovi, Manowar, Jefferson Airplane, Blue Oyster Cult, Billy Joel

Pagan Folk: Gjallarhorn, Faun, Omnia, Blackmore's Night, Fern Knight, Hedningarna

Pagan Darkwave: Qntal

Pagan Metal: Aркона (Arkona), Eluveitie, Ensiferum, Heidevolk, Korpiklaani, Dalriada, Turistas, Fejd, Månegarm, Menhir, Skyforger, Metsatöll, Amon Amarth, Cruachan, Finntroll, Obtest, Thyrfing, Fferyllt, Trollfest, Грай (Grai)

Pagan Rock: Tuatha de Danann, Tролль Гнёт Ель (Troll' Gnot El'), Faith and the Muse, Калевала (Kalevala)

Steampunk: Abney Park

Celtic Rock: The Cranberries, Seven Nations, Flogging Molly, The Irish Rovers

Symphonic Metal: Nightwish, Within Temptation, Amberian Dawn, Apocalyptica, Rhapsody of Fire

Scottish Pirate Metal: Alestorm

Funk: Parliament, Earth, Wind and Fire

Rock-apella: Van Canto (Curious? I'd be happy to share!)

Gothic Metal/Rock: Evanescence, Delain, UnSun, Amaranthe, Kamelot, Moonspell

Death/Industrial Metal: Dimmu Borgir, Cradle of Filth, Children of Bodom

Classical/Vocalist: Vivaldi, Beethoven, Mozart, Bach, Tchaikovsky, Dvořák, Stravinsky

Lounge/New Age: Enya, Feist, Sarah Donner

Comedy/Spoof: Tenacious D, Steven Lynch, Dethklok, The Lonely Island

===FOOD===

Steak, Salmon, Pizza (pepperoni, stuffed crust), Pigs in a Blanket, Chinese Nachos (home-made invention), Turkey drumsticks
The six things I could never do without
1. My iPod; I need my environmental soundtrack.
2. My phone; texts are somewhat important.
3. My wallet; cR, driver's license... These are good things to have.
4. Keyes; House, truck... It's good to have access.
5. My Mjolnir pendant; more than just decoration.
6. Oh, clothing I suppose...

Bonus! Can you spot the references above? Hint, there are two.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The next costume, engraving project or writing piece that I'll be working on.
On a typical Friday night I am
More often than not, these days, doing home renovation. Either that or playing video games. After May, who knows? I am open to suggestions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"I don't vote, its just so confusing. I go into the booth pull the curtain and count to 10. Then I come out, yell 'Democracy!' and run to my car."

Also the movie Brave makes me get all teary-eyed at a couple parts. Every freakin' time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Mostly if your serious about a relationship, but also if you actually read through this entire bio; that makes you a trooper!