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35 Philadelphia, PA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 29–46
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Today – 10:04am
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Seeing Someone
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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My current employer described me as a bohemian scientist that has a problem with authority. I believe he meant it as an insult, I took it as a compliment.

I'm hopelessly optimistic and a little gullible also I'm seemingly guileless. I have a dry sense of humor though I'm mostly cavalier, never cynical. I'm a little bit of an odd duck. Mildly nerdy though not too nerdy, can fit into most social situations with ease.

I'm honest to a fault, which can be bad and good at times. Don't ask for my honest opinion unless you really want it.

I also have a knack, or should I say talent, to get people who usually don't like anyone to like me. This has happened too many times to just chalk it up to random coincidence. I believe this to be because I'm a genuine person and I like the fact that I can make friends with curmudgeon people. I would rather make friends with a person who is difficult than a person who gets along with just about anyone.

I am endearing, awkward and clever.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making drugs, legal kinds. They go up your nose but not in a fun way. Just moved a year or so ago so I'm trying to get new friends that don't want to drink all the time or hang out at the same boring bars.

Getting into travel, it's hard without a partner though, someone with whom you can rely.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting into trouble, getting out of trouble. Breaking minor laws. Making messes. Science, science, science.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall and I have Jon Snow hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I suppose I just want to ultimately have a deep and meaningful conversation with someone about Fringe or the Prisoner.

My favorite movie is books.

I like to read biographies of awesome people. The last one I read was about Houdini and I can talk to you at great length about him. Also Kim Kardashians biography was pretty good, and when I say Kim Kardashian I mean Nikola Tesla.

Music, I usually like a lot of bands that start with "The" in them.
The Strokes, The Sounds, The Hives, The White Stripes, The Smiths.

I am a huge fan of TV. House, Parks and Recreation, Community, 30 rock, Fringe, Peep Show, Sherlock, Dr. Who, Burn Notice, Dexter, Game of Thrones. I am up to date on current shows via internet piracy.

As for really bad tv shows I watched all 10 seasons of Smallville, which was getting pretty ridiculous by the end of it. Hey, at least I don't watch reality tv.

Food, spicy, anything with chipotle in the name.

I'm also looking for a place that has a really good hamburger. Wing specials or other food specials are also encouraged. I'm also a huge fan of brunch.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I recently moved so I threw a lot of my unnecessary stuff away. But if I was forced to choose 6 items

A large stein with 'JOE' emblazoned on it to signify, to myself and others, that is was mine.
Chipotle Burritos
My laptop-aka my device of enumerable pleasures.
At least $10 a day
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How amazing grocery stores are. What a wonderful time it is to be alive even though everyone seems to enjoy reminding me it isn't. We live in a time and place where we have better lifestyles than royalty in olden times.

How we have shifted from a capitalistic to a consumeristic society. We don't make jobs anymore, we make things and we find out ways of making these things cheaper.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Every episode of Girls that I watch makes me move my lower age range up by one. I started out at 25 so you can do the math on how many Girls episodes I watched. This is like a word math problem.

While I like to think of myself as a Jack Donaghy or a Ron Swanson I'm probably more closer to an intelligent and well read Andy Dwyer.

I once called the "Eat This, Not That" Guy a c---sucker on a first date. Needless to say there wasn't a second date but it felt good to get that off my chest.

OKCupid is the Mos Eisley of dating sites.
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You're an uncle fucker yes it's true, nobody fucks uncles quite like you.

If you don't get it you are probably too young or not hip.