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35 Philadelphia, PA Man


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  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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My former employer described me as a bohemian scientist that has a problem with authority. I believe he meant it as an insult, I took it as a compliment. When he fired me, he shook my hand and told me I would do well out there. For a 4 month stint I worked as a college barista making a third of what I make now and loving every minute of it. I'm a survivor and a rebel, Dottie.

I'm hopelessly optimistic and a little gullible also I'm seemingly guileless. I have a dry sense of humor though I'm mostly cavalier, never cynical. I'm a little bit of an odd duck. Mildly nerdy though not too nerdy, can fit into most social situations with ease.

I'm honest to a fault, which can be bad and good at times. I know when to shut up, which is a good thing I have found.

I also have a knack, or should I say talent, to get people who usually don't like anyone to like me. This has happened too many times to just chalk it up to random coincidence. I believe this to be because I'm a genuine person and I like the fact that I can make friends with curmudgeon people. I would rather make friends with a person who is difficult than a person who gets along with just about anyone.

I am endearing, awkward and clever.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, a lot. My job isn't hard but it is the kind where the most valuable attributes for it are whether you can forgo going to the bathroom, eating, and drinking for long periods of time.
I’m really good at
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Getting into trouble, getting out of trouble. Breaking minor laws. Making messes. Science, science, science.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall and I have Jon Snow hair and I look like an extra from Hot Wet American Summer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I suppose I just want to ultimately have a deep and meaningful conversation with someone about Fringe or the Prisoner. Actually I would love to talk to anyone who has actually seen the Prisoner, seriously.

My favorite movie is books.

I like to read biographies of awesome people. The last one I read was about Houdini and I can talk to you at great length about him. Also Kim Kardashians biography was pretty good, and when I say Kim Kardashian I mean Nikola Tesla.

Music, I usually like a lot of bands that start with "The" in them.
The Strokes, The Sounds, The Hives, The White Stripes, The Smiths.

I am a huge fan of TV. House, Parks and Recreation, Community, 30 rock, Fringe, Peep Show, Sherlock, Dr. Who, Burn Notice, Dexter, Game of Thrones. I am up to date on current shows via internet piracy.

As for really bad tv shows I watched all 10 seasons of Smallville, which was getting pretty ridiculous by the end of it. Hey, at least I don't watch reality tv.

Food, spicy, anything with chipotle in the name.

I'm also looking for a place that has a really good hamburger. Wing specials or other food specials are also encouraged. I'm also a huge fan of brunch.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I recently moved so I threw a lot of my unnecessary stuff away. But if I was forced to choose 6 items

The Internet.
Chipotle Burritos.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How amazing grocery stores are. What a wonderful time it is to be alive even though everyone seems to enjoy reminding me it isn't. We live in a time and place where we have better lifestyles than royalty in olden times.

How we have shifted from a capitalistic to a consumeristic society. We don't make jobs anymore, we make things and we find out ways of making these things cheaper.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Every episode of Girls that I watch makes me move my lower age range up by one. I started out at 25 so you can do the math on how many Girls episodes I watched. This is like a word math problem.

While I like to think of myself as a Jack Donaghy or a Ron Swanson I'm probably more closer to an intelligent and well read Andy Dwyer.

I sometimes cry when I watch Derek on Netflix.

I once called the "Eat This, Not That" Guy a c---sucker on a first date. Needless to say there wasn't a second date but it felt good to get that off my chest.

OKCupid is the Mos Eisley of dating sites.
You should message me if
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If you can sing the theme song to America's Funniest Home videos hosted by Bob Saget. We potentially have a lot in common.