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25 M Grants Pass, OR

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I guess I'm ready to bear my soul since my hostile bad boy template was getting me nowhere. I'm a broke 24 year old guy who's timid, but courageous; quiet, yet outgoing; introverted and proud. I'm incredibly goal driven and hard on myself; my parents and family were and are very critical of me, and it's created in me a low tolerance for failure. People think I'm way too fucking serious, but if I come out of my shell around you, my explicit, provocative, fun side comes out, and I can make an awesome drinking buddy, because I love pranks and screwing with people. I live in this opulent, ridiculous apartment by myself in Tualatin. It's so expensive that I can't feed myself, really. I'm getting by until my lease is up and then going back to college. I'm on the geek squad, and I'm crazy good at it. I record dumb stuff on my guitar and I love serenading people to sleep. I'm insanely competitive to the point of tantrum-throwing and sore-loserness. I can't dance, so don't try. I like the pit instead and jumping and screaming and dodging people bigger than me. There's no real proof other than looking at my birth certificate that I'm actually 24; I don't act like it. I take long walks late at night by myself to serene places and think. I'm loyal, too. Like a golden retriever. And clingier than most. My relationships have been based off of co-dependency and mutual jealousy. Hopeless romanticism and chivalry are part of me to an insane degree. My logic borders on nonsensical lunacy, and I'm crazy as hell. I have more stories with more exaggerations and flat out lies than you could believe. I've never punched anybody, and I see stars sometimes when I'm walking, before I collapse. Getting to know me is probably a bad idea, but I have a right to put myself out there too, right? And you want the truth? Well, that was it.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for this bitch-line for a bluetooth company called Jawbone. It's the greatest job I've ever had and the likelihood of me staying with them forever is pretty high. If you're into that guy that wakes up at 6 and irons his lavender colored polo and backs out of his driveway in a silver honda civic, heads to work and climbs the ladder rungs of success, stay away from me. I'm not into corporate puppetry, and I could give a shit about success. I would rather ace school than pretend I give more than 1/10's of a shit about going to work. Other than that, I'm working on a psych degree! It's my dream to maybe be a roady or producer for a band, be in one too, start a record label!
I’m really good at
Being cynical, playing guitar, writing opinion pieces/short stories, ordering creative pizzas, reccomending good music, discussing philosophy, day-dreaming, telling the future, catching the bus, paying people back money I owe them, dark humor, and appearing to be younger than I am.
The first things people usually notice about me
-That they have to crane their neck to look at me
-That I'm easily distracted, what?
-My hornet and hammer and sickle tattoos
-That my mood fluctuates very rapidly... And why the fuck do you care?
-That I'm broke
-That I must be "lieing" about my age (I even get this at bars)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I usually take my screennames for sites like this from "Lord of the Flies" characters i.e.: Jack Merridew. I also like to rip them from Edgar Allan Poe tales, or names of synth rock cd's i.e. "Psychocandy". My taste in books is for things both literal and allegorical, fiction and non-fiction. Shakespeare is a genious, I also used to read a lot of Bukowski when I saw "Dinosauria, We" in a "Green Anarchy" clipping. Tolkien and George Orwell have also been really influential to me.

Music is where I pour most of my time into though... I would name my three most beloved bands: 1. The Cure 2. The Lawrence Arms 3. Lifetime . Honorable mentions: Dinosaur Jr., Dead Kennedys.

American Beauty is my favorite film, and Avatar really surprised me... V for Vendetta was superb, Eternal Sunshine (of the spotless mind) was gripping. I stay away from lame ass superhero movies, spoof movies, and anything featuring a goddamn vampire. I'm not xenophobic about movies though, I really enjoyed Splice... It was so tasteless.

As far as food goes.. To say that I eat anything other than fast food would be a lie. I mean, I'll pick up whatever slush my food stamp budget can afford, but when that runs out I'll eat out 3 or 4 times a day. (yikes)
The six things I could never do without
- My music collection
- Some form of stringed instrument (mandolin, lute, harp, what have you)
- A backpack to carry rubbage in
- Stationary.. to write letters to people
- Caffeine pills
- Pretzel M&M's
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Places other than where I am that I could be, with people I'm not around to replace the people I am around, things I could be doing that I'm not doing, in the past or future or both instead of the present.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wednesday is my big thing. Isn't it for everyone?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I worship satan. No wait, it's not Satan, it's just Aleister Crowley.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
This entire section above explaining "me" hasn't turned you off; moreover, if you hate people with freckels on their shoulders, because I am one such person.