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JackSaladin

24 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm just a man, just a guy, and a dude, and I'm probably hungry.

My likes include those robotic massage chairs, eating, incoherent jabbering, and hot tubbin'.

My dislikes include sunburns, petitioners, panhandlers, advertising, and being mauled by protected species.

If there was a word to describe me, it would be 'The Shit'. Which technically is two words. But it's all right. I do everything with the utmost perfektion the first time... every time.

According to my "Personality" tab, not even I would like me.

But sometimes (if the time is right), I bake marvelous apple pies.
What I’m doing with my life
Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentations of their women.

And drinking Snapple.
I’m really good at
Cooking, bowling, and identifying personality disorders in other people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm very well-read.

A couple of my favorite movies are The Godfather, Reservoir Dogs, Star Wars, and Dr. Strangelove.

I've a rather eclectic taste in music, and will listen to just about anything that isn't on the radio today.

My favorite dishes are mostly Italian, but Redneck, Mexican, and Chinese are all fighting it out for the number 2 spot.
The six things I could never do without
Food, water, air, sunlight, a decent temperature, and a pulse. That's about it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The meaninglessness of existence. Barring that I like to mess with people.
On a typical Friday night I am
staying up way too late enjoying my free time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
your little heart desires.