My likes include those robotic massage chairs, eating, incoherent jabbering, and hot tubbin'.
My dislikes include sunburns, petitioners, panhandlers, advertising, and being torn apart by a pack of wolves.
If there was a word to describe me, it would be 'The Shit'. Which technically is two words. But it's all right. I do everything with the utmost perfektion the first time. Every time.
According to my "Personality" tab, not even I would like me.
But sometimes (if the time is right), I bake marvelous apple pies.