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JackSaladin

25 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jul 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm just a man, just a guy, and a dude, and I'm probably hungry.

My likes include those robotic massage chairs, eating, incoherent jabbering, and hot tubbin'.

My dislikes include sunburns, petitioners, panhandlers, advertising, and being mauled by protected species.

If there was a word to describe me, it would be 'The Shit'. Which technically is two words. But it's all right. I do everything with the utmost perfektion the first time... every time.

According to my "Personality" tab, not even I would like me.

But sometimes (if the time is right), I bake marvelous apple pies.
What I’m doing with my life
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Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentations of their women.

And drinking Snapple.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, bowling, and identifying personality disorders in other people.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm very well-read.

A couple of my favorite movies are The Godfather, Reservoir Dogs, Star Wars, and Dr. Strangelove.

I've a rather eclectic taste in music, and will listen to just about anything that isn't on the radio today.

My favorite dishes are mostly Italian, but Redneck, Mexican, and Chinese are all fighting it out for the number 2 spot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, water, air, sunlight, a decent temperature, and a pulse. That's about it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The meaninglessness of existence. Barring that I like to mess with people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
staying up way too late enjoying my free time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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NOPE
You should message me if
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your little heart desires.