My likes include those robotic massage chairs, eating, incoherent jabbering, and hot tubbin'.
My dislikes include sunburns, petitioners, panhandlers, advertising, and being mauled by protected species.
If there was a word to describe me, it would be 'The Shit'. Which technically is two words. But it's all right. I do everything with the utmost perfektion the first time... every time.
According to my "Personality" tab, not even I would like me.
But sometimes (if the time is right), I bake marvelous apple pies.
And drinking Snapple.
A couple of my favorite movies are The Godfather, Reservoir Dogs, Star Wars, and Dr. Strangelove.
I've a rather eclectic taste in music, and will listen to just about anything that isn't on the radio today.
My favorite dishes are mostly Italian, but Redneck, Mexican, and Chinese are all fighting it out for the number 2 spot.