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23 M New York, NY

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Last Online
Today – 3:20am
Native American, White
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English, French (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
If I must reduce myself down to a high school book report, here are a few random things that I'm rather fond of: streams of consciousness*, art, beauty, dichotomies, music, hilarity, truth, Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, satisfaction, sex, prosciutto (the most sensual of all salted and cured meats), bacon, waffles, burgers, making art, design(ing), architecture, figure drawing (preferably like Titanic), museums, adventuring, skylarkings, Central Park; fun and quirky conversation, randomness, intellect, and a good sense of humor...

*And footnotes (as well as parentheses and long sentences).
What I’m doing with my life
I've always been an artist. I went to LaGuardia H.S. for visual art. I'm currently on a break from getting my degree in architecture at Syracuse U. I'm in the city developing my company, as well as working on some projects with my fine art, illustration, design, and writing.
I’m really good at
I'd prefer to list what I can't do well:
-Bee keeping
The first things people usually notice about me
Are my humility and fucking gorgeous elbows, of course.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
AC/DC, The Beatles, Beethoven, Ben Folds, Biggie Smalls, Black Sabbath, Chopin, Cream, Debussy, Dr. Dre, Eminem, George Gershwin, Guns N' Roses, Jay-Z, Jimi Hendrix, Jeff Beck, Journey, Kanye West (talented asshole; also, fuck Yeezus), The Killers, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, MGMT, Mozart, Mötley Crüe, Muse, Nas, OutKast, Pink Flloyd, Queen, The Rolling Stones, 2Pac, and more...

Too many movies to name, but I thoroughly enjoy cinematic brilliance- especially from a directorial perspective. I especially enjoy the films of: Stanley Kubrick, Alfred Hitchcock, Martin Scorcese, Tarantino, Mike Nichols, Spielberg, Francis Ford Coppola, Oliver Stone, Frank Capra, The Coen Brothers, Clint Eastwood, Ridley Scott, Ron Howard, David Lynch, James Cameron, John Ford, Billy Wilder, Orson Welles, Roman Polanski, Brian DePalma, Guillermo Del Toro, Mel Brooks, Elia Kazan, Robert Zemeckis, Tim Burton, William Wyler, Sam Raimi, Peter Jackson, and many more.

I grew up watching the Food Network and cooking, so I have a varied palette and I know my way around the kitchen. My favorite personal dish is a bacon-wrapped filet mignon, cooked and served with a red wine and balsamic vinegar reduction, but I like to make up more of the French, Italian, American, Latin American cuisines.

I actually can't read, since I'm illegitimate; but, if I could read, I'd love the classics like Greek Mythology, Dickens, Shakespeare, Fitzgerald, Poe, Twain, Vonnegut, Jules Verne, Robert Louis Stevenson, architects and theorists I won't begin to name, and John Hodgeman.

Archer, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Rome, The Sopranos, Workaholics, The Simpsons, some old school 90's cartoons (Hey Arnold!= that nostalgic shit), and others...
The six things I could never do without
1. My beard
2-5. Lists of things deemed necessity
6. Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I was able to list everything I think about in this space, I wouldn't be a very interesting and dynamic individual.
On a typical Friday night I am
The same dude that I am every other day of the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is that Nixon may have taken the U.S. off the gold standard in '71, but I've been on it since '90; also, I'm quite adept at using sexy historical metaphors.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
-You're fucking fly, think we'd jive, and have more to say than just "hi."
-Pickup lines are welcome (nothing creepy and/or graphic, though).
-Please don't let the "replies very selectively" deter you.
-If I don't immediately reply, please be patient and don't send me multiple (progressively angrier) messages: homie don't play lyk dat.
-Also, if you end your message with, "I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!" to show me that you've read this profile, I may be more likely to respond.