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32 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:57pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats

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My self-summary
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Most people are shocked when they learn my age. They usually assume I'm quite a bit older. Must be all that hard livin' I've done. I think I was born an old man on the inside and the rest of me is still catching up. I have the same birthday as Steven Jesse Bernstein. I love road trips. I'm incredibly spontaneous. I firmly believe it's better to look back and regret what you did than what you didn't do.

Pretty much the only things I own are musical gear, a lot of typewriters, books, records, and shoes. I prefer vehicles with two wheels over those with four. I believe there should be a stereo in every room of your house.. and Christmas lights. Good lighting is very important, as is good whiskey, or cheap whiskey. Fortunately the two aren't always mutually exclusive.
What I’m doing with my life
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Traveling and playing music mostly. I toured Italy recently, that was super fun. When I'm home I sling cocktails and produce musicals to raise money for gay rights organizations. Oh and I play in a KISS tribute band. Seriously. I'll post a photo.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything I put my mind to really (except the goddamn violin!), Scrabble, playing drums, kissing, baking, mixing drinks, fixing things, and being bluntly honest to the point of offending people.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair and my shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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George Orwell, Henry Miller, Roald Dahl, Kurt Vonnegut, E.E. Cummings, Tom Robbins, Charles Bukowski. I'd give an honorable mention to Palahniuk too but I'm pretty sick of seeing his name on everyone's profile in the world. I think him AND David Sedaris are overrated. That's right, I said it.

Down By Law, Harold and Maude, and True Romance are my favorite movies along with anything Jim Jarmusch, David Lynch, The Coen Bros, and Wes Anderson have done. I think Louie is the best show ever made and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the funniest thing I've ever seen.. along with Strangers with Candy, Black Books, and Arrested Development. Also Stephen Colbert is my favorite person alive.

Music: Tom Waits, Nick Cave, The Dirty Three, Neutral Milk Hotel, Morphine, Two Gallants, old blues and soul.

I would be so happy to eat nothing but Vietnamese and Thai food for the rest of my life.. I make a lot of pizza too. Recently I got to make pizza in a friend's wood fired oven and it was the best pizza I'd ever had.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends, my bands, record player, typewriter, piano, bicycle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Projects I can start that will improve the world somehow, whether being something big that can help many, or something small that will bring happiness to just one person. How to be a better person and use my time as efficiently as possible. How our brains work, evolution, and spacetime.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing a show somewhere, or bartending somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've never seen Scarface.
You should message me if
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You like to play music, listen to records, watch old movies, dress up and go out to shows/happy hours/plays, ride bikes, play Scrabble or chess, or would like to have a drinking contest.

I should probably add that if in your profile you refer to yourself as a foodie, or if your message to me contains the letter u in place of the word "you", you won't be getting a response.