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Jack_ofSpades

24 Independence, MO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.82m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm not good at magic moments. I don't know how to make you swoon, or to feel butterflies in your stomach, or how to make your knees weak. All I know how to do is to enjoy you, appreciate you, cherish you, and be faithful to you. My hope is that maybe, if you're willing to think that that's enough for now, the magic will appear on its own.

I've always been an exceptionally gentle man, a good listener, a calm spot in the storm. Don't come to me for a tatted-up bad boy or a bar-cruisin' party animal, those aren't my style. Come to me for what I am, and I'll be there for you better than you could ever have hoped.

Edit: To be honest, I'm beginning to get seriously tired of this site. It seems like the population of guys who are just here to spam girls with monosyllabic pickup lines is drowning out those of us who are actually here to find a real, meaningful relationship. If you're reading this, here's me in a nutshell: I actually am a nice guy, educated and employed, physically active, moderately sane, even somewhat hygienic, not interested in one-night stands, who is getting frustrated with being ignored because this site apparently makes it impossible to tell the difference between guys like me and the hedonistic trolls who are out for nothing more than vicarious masturbation.

Edit: In hindsight, that was actually one of my better rants :). Hope it didn't turn you off!
What I’m doing with my life
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Working as an armed security guard and getting my butt into church as often as I can :). I'm currently looking for a Jiu Jitsu gym, or something similar, and would love to find someone who can help me get started in yoga (not kidding)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've been told I give awesome hugs. Other than that, I'm pretty decent at a lot of things, like playing my flutes, making myself laugh with horrible jokes, random trivia and movie references, bursting out into random songs for no apparent reason, etc. On the boring side, I'm amazing at getting/keeping jobs :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books/authors(this will probably be the longest part): Tolkien & Lewis, top of the list. Robert Heinlein and Isaac Asimov, Jules Verne, Alan Dean Foster, Michael Crichton, Robert Jordan and Terry Goodkind, Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle, Mercedes Lackey, Bill Watterson (he really should be higher on the list), Christopher Paolini, Michael Stackpole, GA Henty, HP Lovecraft, and I should stop before I fill up the internet . . .
TV shows: MASH, Whose Line Is It Anyway, Supernatural, Red vs. Blue, House of Cards, Cheers, Firefly, ST TNG, The Muppet Show (if you don't love it, just picture me sitting beside myself in a theater box heckling you),
Movies: Last Samurai, A Few Good Men, Dead Poets Society, Tangled (ask me about the first time I saw it!), Good Night and Good Luck, Indiana Jones (Especially 3), LOTR (I bow at Peter Jackson's feet), most Shakespeare (Branagh's Hamlet was awesome), Book of Eli, probably more but I'm having trouble thinking of them
Music: Pretty much anything that won't blow out my eardrums is good. Clean is important, too. Gordon Lightfoot, Stan Rogers, a bit of Al Green, some Beethoven, Celtic Thunder, Garth Brooks, Tom Lehrer and P.D.Q. Bach, John Denver, The Elders, Yanni, Great Big Sea, some Kenny G and Lindsey Stirling, Evanescence and Imagine Dragons, Dean Martin and Mumford & Sons, Robert Mirabal, Rob Crabtree, and some Kansas to wrap it up
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good pocketknife
My cowboy boots (I may be a city boy, but I earned those boots with mud, manure, and miles)
My laptop, where my imagination is stored
My car, and all the useful stuff it has in it
A good book
A friend to make jokes with/about/near :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what you're doing right now, whoever/wherever you are, and the kinds of things we might be doing if we were together (not dirty, I promise :) )
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I tend to alternate between extrovert and introvert, for some reason. If it's been a hard workweek, I'll probably be at home with a good movie or show and comfort food, but I have a good group of friends that I'll spend time with whenever I can force an open spot in my weekend.
You should message me if
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. . . . . . . . Message me if you . . .
Think playfulness and fun are very important.
Enjoy the phrase "affectionate mischief".
Are a good, clean-minded (at least part of the time :) ) girl who wants to save a lot of the physical intimacy for after marriage
Enjoy making some form of art, be it music, drawings, etc., and want to share it with somebody
Enjoy keeping yourself in good condition, and want a workout buddy or a sparring partner (even if we're both a work in progress)
Would feel uncomfortable wearing a small bikini, or a transparent top, or skintight leggings as pants in public
Could never have enough hugs and cuddles.
Feel that life has a purpose, and it's an important one.
Understand that no relationship starts out perfect, and that it takes work to make romance happen
Like learning new things.
Don't mind initiating contact (Oh my! What will the feminists say?)
I would be thrilled if you happen to be in the 5'4"-5'7" range, I've always found people that size to be the best people to hug/cuddle :)

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