Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey my name's Dan. the chillest person you'll ever meet, though I
will try to make you crack the fuck up. I swear more than I know,
but know more than I swear....or whatever. I consider myself a
goofy mofo, though I am intelligent all the same, the combination
of both goofy and witty always gets me (I.E Workaholics). I'm just
looking for a person who doesn't care about the little things,
cause the larger things are awesome. I'm also not looking for
anything too serious, but hey I know one of these days I'm gonna
meet that person I will have no doubts about. Probability is it
could be you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a student of Biology, kind of. I enjoy the shit life has to
offer, made possible by good friends and good weed. I moved back up
to Bend after a year and a half in San Francisco. From Chicago
originally, I've been all over.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not taking things too seriously, certain kinds of video games,
rolling up blunts and joints when I can, witty commentary, giraffe
wrangling (both kinds of giraffes), finding new music,
communicating with animals (I mean not really but through body
language, would be boss to talk to them though haha), and being a
SkyMall enthusiast (They've mastered the art of the obsurd). Though
I have never bought from them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That in time I break atoms with the way that I rhyme, then my brown
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read the Potter series since I was a kid, so I'll always love
those. I'm currently reading the Game of Thrones Series, on A Dance
with Dragons now.
I also watched movies since I was a kid leading to a vast scope of
film appriciation, though sometimes there's ones I missed.
I watch TV shows more than I watch movies, but I can never stand
commercials so I just download them, It's revolutionary really. I'm
fans of It's Always Sunny, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones,
Archer, Parks and Rec, Workaholics, The Office, South Park, The
Borgias, Psych, Daily Show and Colbert Report, Deadwood, The Wire,
and the late show's Firefly, Frisky Dingo, Party Down, Scrubs, and
Without music I would go blind, or insane!!!!!!! I'm constantly
dissapointed in how little music I can carry around with me, I mean
29 GB is not enough iPhone! Seriously haha. I have to leave behind
5 times that, it's so sad. I love most types of music with the
exception of country and opera, though exceptions can be made on
both if they have soul. I'm really into finding new rap and
electro-rock music at the moment, help is always appricated.
Food is what keeps me alive basically, oh and water. Throw in a
little oxygen too. Then it gets fun.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My "tribe" of people
-Food Stuffs from Food Library
-And Earth being in the "Goldilocks "Zone", why not.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Honestly I think about a lot...... Life, Death, Sex, Music, and
marmots. All equally important in my book, oddly enough that's the
title of my book....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Petitioning for an eight day of the week. Oh and for Febtober! In
honor of Sean Connery haha.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Clearly it's that there's an alien inside me working me like a
machine, as in Men in Black, an Arquillian to be exact hahahaha. Oh
and congratulations, it's a.....squid.
You should message me if
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If you're the kind of person who pretend to be clinging to a rope
and pulling yourself forward when it's really windy. Or something
like that, I appreciate people who have a level of goofiness to
them. Huge bonus points if you're 420 friendly.
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