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JackalopeJones

24 M Bend, OR

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May 19
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My self-summary
Hey my name's Dan. the chillest person you'll ever meet, though I will try to make you crack the fuck up. I swear more than I know, but know more than I swear....or whatever. I consider myself a goofy mofo, though I am intelligent all the same, the combination of both goofy and witty always gets me (I.E Workaholics). I'm just looking for a person who doesn't care about the little things, cause the larger things are awesome. I'm also not looking for anything too serious, but hey I know one of these days I'm gonna meet that person I will have no doubts about. Probability is it could be you.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a student of Biology, kind of. I enjoy the shit life has to offer, made possible by good friends and good weed. I moved back up to Bend after a year and a half in San Francisco. From Chicago originally, I've been all over.
I’m really good at
Not taking things too seriously, certain kinds of video games, rolling up blunts and joints when I can, witty commentary, giraffe wrangling (both kinds of giraffes), finding new music, communicating with animals (I mean not really but through body language, would be boss to talk to them though haha), and being a SkyMall enthusiast (They've mastered the art of the obsurd). Though I have never bought from them.
The first things people usually notice about me
That in time I break atoms with the way that I rhyme, then my brown eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read the Potter series since I was a kid, so I'll always love those. I'm currently reading the Game of Thrones Series, on A Dance with Dragons now.

I also watched movies since I was a kid leading to a vast scope of film appriciation, though sometimes there's ones I missed. Surprising, right?

I watch TV shows more than I watch movies, but I can never stand commercials so I just download them, It's revolutionary really. I'm fans of It's Always Sunny, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, Archer, Parks and Rec, Workaholics, The Office, South Park, The Borgias, Psych, Daily Show and Colbert Report, Deadwood, The Wire, and the late show's Firefly, Frisky Dingo, Party Down, Scrubs, and Entourage.

Without music I would go blind, or insane!!!!!!! I'm constantly dissapointed in how little music I can carry around with me, I mean 29 GB is not enough iPhone! Seriously haha. I have to leave behind 5 times that, it's so sad. I love most types of music with the exception of country and opera, though exceptions can be made on both if they have soul. I'm really into finding new rap and electro-rock music at the moment, help is always appricated.

Food is what keeps me alive basically, oh and water. Throw in a little oxygen too. Then it gets fun.
The six things I could never do without
-My "tribe" of people
-Food Stuffs from Food Library
-Good Cannabis
-Good Sex
-Haunting music
-And Earth being in the "Goldilocks "Zone", why not.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Honestly I think about a lot...... Life, Death, Sex, Music, and marmots. All equally important in my book, oddly enough that's the title of my book....
On a typical Friday night I am
Petitioning for an eight day of the week. Oh and for Febtober! In honor of Sean Connery haha.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Clearly it's that there's an alien inside me working me like a machine, as in Men in Black, an Arquillian to be exact hahahaha. Oh and congratulations, it's a.....squid.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you're the kind of person who pretend to be clinging to a rope and pulling yourself forward when it's really windy. Or something like that, I appreciate people who have a level of goofiness to them. Huge bonus points if you're 420 friendly.