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JackandMac
24 / F / straight / Single
Phoenix, Arizona
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 8" (1.72m).
- Body Type
- Overweight
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Atheism and very serious about it
- Sign
- Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from two-year college
- Job
- Student
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am open-minded, atheist, and nonchalant.
My Self-Summary
I enjoy Science Travel Music and im an atheist.-
I'm a big fan of Free-Thinkers.
The most attractive quality in a man is a sense of humor.
I listen to the Adam Carolla Podcast almost every day.
I'm very random :)
I'm interested in anti-aging research and all the work of Dr. Aubrey De Grey Strategies for Engineered Negligible Senescence (SENS)
I want someone who I can travel the world with.
"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain"-Bob Marley
"If we are going to teach creation science as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction"-Judith Hayes
FG Quotes:
Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.
Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harassment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?
Peter: By the way Lois, I got a piercing over there. I'm not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint--it wasn't on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls.
Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.
Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."
(Lois finds a note in Chris's pocket)
Lois: Huh, what's this? You know Stewie, Mommy doesn't usually read things out of Chris's pocket. She's more respectful than that.
Stewie: Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch.
Peter: Don't worry Chris. Sometimes it's good not to fit in. (Flashback to Veitnam)
Peter (dressed in a clown suit): You guys are stupid. Their gonna be looking for army people.
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
Peter - I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.
Guy - OH MY GOD!
Peter - No no no, I'm just kiddin. She's dead.
Peter: (Grabs the microphone at a fast food restaurant) Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.
Stewie: Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
Pene Caballo, gatitio mojado, Pendejo, Puta, Gringo :)
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to have fun, even when it's hard to do.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Movies: Bruno Borat Pinneapple Express Superbad Knocked Up Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Maria Full of Grace City of God Apollo 13 The Island Independence Day Donnie Darko The Beach
TV: Star Trek: The Next Generation Family Guy Weeds
Music: Everything from Sinatra to Chevelle
Food: Sandwiches Cheese
People: Seth MacFarlane Sacha Baron Cohen Conan O'brien Stephen Colbert Adam Carolla Patrick Stewart Richard Dawkins
The six things I could never do without
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On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
You should message me if
"If you don't think too good, don't think too much"