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JackandMac

24 / F / straight / Single

Phoenix, Arizona

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
Overweight
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am open-minded, atheist, and nonchalant.

My Self-Summary

Me? Well, I'm new to the area. I'm trying to finish school and I'm working in the meantime.

I enjoy Science Travel Music and im an atheist.-

I'm a big fan of Free-Thinkers.
The most attractive quality in a man is a sense of humor.
I listen to the Adam Carolla Podcast almost every day.
I'm very random :)

I'm interested in anti-aging research and all the work of Dr. Aubrey De Grey Strategies for Engineered Negligible Senescence (SENS)

I want someone who I can travel the world with.

"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain"-Bob Marley

"If we are going to teach creation science as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction"-Judith Hayes

FG Quotes:

Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.

Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harassment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?

Peter: By the way Lois, I got a piercing over there. I'm not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint--it wasn't on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls.

Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.

Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

(Lois finds a note in Chris's pocket)
Lois: Huh, what's this? You know Stewie, Mommy doesn't usually read things out of Chris's pocket. She's more respectful than that.
Stewie: Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch.

Peter: Don't worry Chris. Sometimes it's good not to fit in. (Flashback to Veitnam)
Peter (dressed in a clown suit): You guys are stupid. Their gonna be looking for army people.

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Peter - I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.
Guy - OH MY GOD!
Peter - No no no, I'm just kiddin. She's dead.

Peter: (Grabs the microphone at a fast food restaurant) Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.

Stewie: Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
Now in Spanish
Me llamo Kimberly. La ciencia, trabaja a rameras. Lo seinto pero yo no hablo realmente español. ja ja ja
Pene Caballo, gatitio mojado, Pendejo, Puta, Gringo :)

What I’m doing with my life

Getting a degree in Clinical Laboratory Science, then hopefully joining the Peace Corps.

Trying to have fun, even when it's hard to do.

I’m really good at

Stuff. I'm Sofa King Awesome!

The first things people usually notice about me

Dunno, you tell me.
Now in Spanish
No Se. Diga me.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

The six things I could never do without

I spend a lot of time thinking about

On a typical Friday night I am

Hangin out with Jack Daniels, Working, Hangin with friends...

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I don't know what I want.

You should message me if

...if you're not a douche.

"If you don't think too good, don't think too much"