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  • Ages 23–40
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Pacific Islander
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Also I have generally look at the activity page, and browse there because I'm more interested in people's answers as it gives a more succinct depiction of who they are,as opposed to who they are trying to be...
If the match % is low but I'm looking at your profile it's because your answer interested me

Someone actually reported the picture of a giant Jaffa cake I made as I wasn't in it! So it's been deleted.
Is this a reaction to the fact they couldn't be bothered to swipe to another picture
As there are plenty of shots of me?

*Feeling world weary...
Seems safe to say that here as I'm anonymous enough here to say it,
Perhaps I've finally run out of compartmentalisation space, we will see.

That said, if you are interested then read on...
Ex pat Kiwi former Baker, Banker, Builder,
I was working my way through the B professions then got bored and jumped to F.
Love Capoeira and have found an affinity for ADD, Parkour or Freerunning (pick your fave after navigating the forum arguments)
secretly aspire to be a stuntman but am now finding myself constantly saying when faced with these big jumps etc "I'm too old for this..." or "I should know better by now"
Apparently according to the Briggs Meyer test I'm an INTP....
Doing a lot less parkour these days due to time constraints.
But conversely I now know how to re-skin an atabaque (Brazilian drum) and pandeiro
* I am a fan of señor Chang...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to do more good than bad

Balancing Injury with attainment.
Trying hard not to think about what to do next
Making stuff, mainly cakes these days but it seems like everyone on here is a baking fiend.
focussing on the minutiae.
(do you see it?)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Physical tasks.
Making/ fixing things I'm interested in.
Cooking (even if I do say so myself)
Making inappropriate jokes in front of the wrong people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Ethnic ambiguity, then my NZ accent which is still present even after 10 years in LDN
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
anything by John Steinbeck, Garth Ennis, Arthur Conan Doyle,Edgar Rice Burroughs, Richard Morgan, Comics and Graphic Novels, Charles Bukowski
Fight Club, Super, Stardust, martial arts movies,
Most foods esp. indonesian, malay,
Lie to Me, Dexter, House, any series starring a misanthropic lead really...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A Kitchen
A Library
A Bike
A warm coat
A pair of shorts
A Barbeque
more than six! So what!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Other people's value systems
self improvement/ getting that sideflip and corkscrew one day...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
random depending on work demands otherwise it could be social or homebody...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One of my life goals is to still be able to do a standing back somersault when I'm 50.
So far so good
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Update* I'm keen to meet someone off here who's got a 90%+ match as I'm super curious, just to see how well we will get on... just coffee/drink and a chat

You know it's all about the details

Update* I teach a capoeira class on tues nights and thurs nights... So I can't hang on these evenings.

You like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain
If You're not into yoga,(this rules out 75% of you!) and you have half a brain.