Jackfantastic
37 Limehouse, UK
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My self-summary
Ok I realize I'm pretty underwhelming now, I took some time to browse through other guys profiles in case I was getting it wrong and it seems that being under 6' and not being well heeled enough to post pictures of myself in multiple exotic locations makes a bad impression. I hope to rectify this but am not hopeful, as I don't plan to change who I am a great deal. But thanks for playing!

Update*
Also I have generally look at the activity page, and browse there because I'm more interested in people's answers as it gives a more succinct depiction of who they are,as opposed to who they are trying to be...
If the match % is low but I'm looking at your profile it's because your answer interested me

Someone actually reported the picture of a giant Jaffa cake I made as I wasn't in it! So it's been deleted.
Is this a reaction to the fact they couldn't be bothered to swipe to another picture
As there are plenty of shots of me?
Meh.

*Feeling world weary...
Seems safe to say that here as I'm anonymous enough here to say it,
Perhaps I've finally run out of compartmentalisation space, we will see.

That said, if you are interested then read on...
Ex pat Kiwi former Baker, Banker, Builder,
I was working my way through the B professions then got bored and jumped to F.
Love Capoeira and have found an affinity for ADD, Parkour or Freerunning (pick your fave after navigating the forum arguments)
secretly aspire to be a stuntman but am now finding myself constantly saying when faced with these big jumps etc "I'm too old for this..." or "I should know better by now"
Apparently according to the Briggs Meyer test I'm an INTP....
Doing a lot less parkour these days due to time constraints.
But conversely I now know how to re-skin an atabaque (Brazilian drum) and pandeiro
* I am a fan of señor Chang...
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to do more good than bad

Balancing Injury with attainment.
Trying hard not to think about what to do next
Making stuff, mainly cakes these days but it seems like everyone on here is a baking fiend.
focussing on the minutiae.
(do you see it?)
I’m really good at
Physical tasks.
Making/ fixing things I'm interested in.
Cooking (even if I do say so myself)
Making inappropriate jokes in front of the wrong people.
The first things people usually notice about me
My Ethnic ambiguity, then my NZ accent which is still present even after 10 years in LDN
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
anything by John Steinbeck, Garth Ennis, Arthur Conan Doyle,Edgar Rice Burroughs, Richard Morgan, Comics and Graphic Novels, Charles Bukowski
Fight Club, Super, Stardust, martial arts movies,
Most foods esp. indonesian, malay,
Lie to Me, Dexter, House, any series starring a misanthropic lead really...
The six things I could never do without
A Kitchen
Capoeira
A Library
A Bike
A warm coat
A pair of shorts
A Barbeque
more than six! So what!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Other people's value systems
self improvement/ getting that sideflip and corkscrew one day...
On a typical Friday night I am
random depending on work demands otherwise it could be social or homebody...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One of my life goals is to still be able to do a standing back somersault when I'm 50.
So far so good
You should message me if
Update* I'm keen to meet someone off here who's got a 90%+ match as I'm super curious, just to see how well we will get on... just coffee/drink and a chat

You know it's all about the details

Update* I teach a capoeira class on tues nights and thurs nights... So I can't hang on these evenings.

You like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain
If You're not into yoga,(this rules out 75% of you!) and you have half a brain.
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