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Jackfantastic

36 M Limehouse, UK

My Details

Last Online
Aug 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Update*
How lame!
Someone actually reported the picture of a giant Jaffa cake I made as I wasn't in it! So it's been deleted.
Is this a reaction to the fact they couldn't be bothered to swipe to another picture
As there are plenty of shots of me?
Meh.

*Feeling world weary...
Seems safe to say that here as I'm anonymous enough here to say it,
Perhaps I've finally run out of compartmentalisation space, we will see.

That said, if you are interested then read on...
Ex pat Kiwi former Baker, Banker, Builder,
I was working my way through the B professions then got bored and jumped to F.
Love Capoeira and have found an affinity for ADD, Parkour or Freerunning (pick your fave after navigating the forum arguments)
secretly aspire to be a stuntman but am now finding myself constantly saying when faced with these big jumps etc "I'm too old for this..." or "I should know better by now"
Apparently according to the Briggs Meyer test I'm an INTP....
Doing a lot less parkour these days due to time constraints.
But conversely I now know how to re-skin an atabaque (Brazilian drum) and pandeiro (skinned tambourine)
I've also been making a lot of preserves as autumn is the right time no? (Apple jelly, tomato chilli and apple chutney, and chilli pomegranate and kiwi jelly) the chilli jelly is pretty good with cheese but to be honest they all work quite well...
* I'm not sure if it is a reflection of my matches or is due to the quality of the show...( more likely the latter) but it seems everyone likes breaking bad. I welcome correspondence from any anti breaking bad watchers as I'm interested in your opinion and reasons therein.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to do more good than bad

Balancing Injury with attainment.
Trying hard not to think about what to do next
Making stuff, mainly cakes these days but it seems like everyone on here is a baking fiend.
focussing on the minutiae.
(do you see it?)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Physical tasks.
Making/ fixing things I'm interested in.
Cooking (even if I do say so myself)
Making inappropriate jokes in front of the wrong people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Ethnic ambiguity, then my NZ accent which is still present even after 10 years in LDN
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
anything by John Steinbeck, Garth Ennis, Arthur Conan Doyle,Edgar Rice Burroughs, Richard Morgan, Comics and Graphic Novels, Charles Bukowski
Fight Club, Super, Stardust, martial arts movies,
Most foods esp. indonesian, malay,
Lie to Me, Dexter, House, any series starring a misanthropic lead really...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A Kitchen
Capoeira
A Library
A Bike
A warm coat
A pair of shorts
A Barbeque
more than six! So what!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Other people's value systems
self improvement/ getting that sideflip and corkscrew one day...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
random depending on work demands otherwise it could be social or homebody...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One of my life goals is to still be able to do a standing back somersault when I'm 50.
So far so good
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Update* I'm keen to meet someone off here who's got a 90%+ match as I'm super curious, just to see how well we will get on... No pressure just coffee/drink and a chat

You know it's all about the details

Update* I teach a capoeira class on tues nights and thurs nights... So I can't hang on these evenings.