I have a knack for being at the wrong place at the wrong time yet still making the best of it.
I can grow the sweetest beard this side of the Sierra Nevada's.
I like to tell the truth over telling a lie. That shirt makes your face look stupid. Still with me?
I know more about football than your football coach.
When Chuck Norris and I cross paths, he crosses the street!
I can cook but I'm better at eating.
Grilling is my thing. Ill leave that at that...