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Jackisforjohn

30 Glens Falls, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Job
Construction
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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After spending most of my twenties travelling (mostly the east coast), I have returned home. I'm told its about time to start acting like a "real adult" but I'm not so sure how much fun that will be. Life's about living and having fun, therefore I joke around a lot and sarcasm replaced my pequeno knowledge of espanol. Although I could survive knowing how to ask for essentials in a Spanish speaking country like agua, pollo and hamburguesas. Being outdoors is better than being indoors. I am a huge Buffalo Bills fan, not a banwagon fan who all of a sudden is a Seahawks fan. If you claim you like the Seahawks get a life and actually watch football and not be a turd. I swear. Its a form a self expression. I'm sticking to that because it sounds like a legit reason. I love to attend live events such as music and especially sports. Bonus points for anyone who enjoys stand up. Live comedy is awesome if you have not experienced it. Tons more I could say here, but I choose to...
What I’m doing with my life
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Surviving with some badass stories to tell. I have seen and done things most people will never experience and that makes me totally awesome in comparison to a lot of other people. I recently joined a local union hall to become and electrician. So for women that think a guy should have some college, think about this. I have no debt to pay for going to school. Once I put in my 35 years I retire with full pensions, I have 5 pensions. So my earning potential far exceeds most college graduates, but with no debt, haha. I win. Within the next 16 months my father and I will be buying a house to flip and I plan on doing that on the side for the rest of my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Driving. I could probably drive in NASCAR. No lie.
Using hand tools and power tools. I can also operate heavy machinery.
Listening to people tell boring, worthless stories and acting like I'm interested or that I give a shit.
Following a map. Maybe one day I'll go on a treasure hunt?
Grilling meat. I should probably compete.
Making people laugh, I'ts kinda what I do.
Going on random road trips in search of badassery things and stuff.
Being the best player on my softball team. Well at least the fastest.
Being a loyal fan to a football team in need of them. I try to make at least one game a year and have been on SportsCenter back in 2010!
Trash talking assholes who drive like assholes. Not using blinkers and riding people ass. Yeah, they get a nice middle finger to pick up their spirits.
Playing kickball with small children. I'm the MVP every game.
There's plenty more so just ask.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tattoos probably. I have a sleeve and a half sleeve. The beard, but I'm not a hipster. I have sported a beard for many years and I'm kind of upset they think they can. They should go back to having a soul patch.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I mostly read sports news and sometimes world news. But I know will soon be reading a lot on electrical for work. Super excited about that.

I enjoy watching movies. Good ones, not crap. Some favorites are Step Brothers, Super Troopers, The Big Lebowski, Dumb and Dumber To, 300, Gladiator, anything Tarantino or Happy Madison productions plus buku others.

TV I like The League, Always Sunny, Psych, Spartacus, Californication, X-Files is an all time winner, Cutthroat Kitchen, Chopped, Criminal Minds and always trying to find a new one on Netflix.

Love jamming out to some music. I have found lately that I am starting to enjoy some country. Rock n Roll is the go to. Led Zeppelin, Guns N Roses, AC/DC, Foo Fighters, Pearl Jam, Alice In Chains (w/ Layne), Slipknot, Black Label Society, Zakk Wylde, Sublime and a little big of gangsta rap but mostly older stuff.

Food is so good mmm. I'm definitely a meat eater. I eat veggies sometimes but could use someone to press the issue on me eating more. Italian and Mexican are some favorites.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Shoes
Clothes
Meat, especially beef
Music
My sense of humor
Other thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do trailer trash women try and get away with wearing skimpy clothes when clearly no one wants to see that? eww
Why are most cops turd smashers and abuse the power that they have. I love watching cops fly up and down the road at excessive speeds to not pull anyone over. Hypocrites much?
What is so fun about reality TV and why are people so obsessed with celebrities?
Aliens. How they helped shape ancient civilizations and when will they return? Should we fear them?
Food
Where is my next road trip going to be, any suggestions?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Taking it easy. I'm not a big bar scene and drinker type. That was the old me. Hopefully trying new things but we will have to see.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have been told that I snore sometimes. I'm not buying it.
You should message me if
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You feel like you must. Whats the worst that could happen?