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Jackisforjohn

29 M Raleigh, NC

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Often imitated, never duplicated.
I have a knack for being at the wrong place at the wrong time yet still making the best of it.
I can grow the sweetest beard this side of the Sierra Nevada's.
I like to tell the truth over telling a lie. That shirt makes your face look stupid. Still with me?
I know more about football than your football coach.
When Chuck Norris and I cross paths, he crosses the street!
Comedic genius.
I can cook but I'm better at eating.
Grilling is my thing. Ill leave that at that...
What I’m doing with my life
Lovin it. Laughing. Possibly using curse words. Laughing. Having impeccable work ethic. Kickin ass. Forgetting names. Dominating the competition. Winning. Blah blah blah. I could go on... but I'm better than that ;-)
I’m really good at
Making people laugh.
Driving
Massages (giving and receiving)
Football pool picks. College or pro.
Finding the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.
Calling people assholes and giving them the finger for not using a blinker. Cmon son!
Being honest
Intergalactic space travel (shhh, don't tell anyone)!
Keeping a tight spiral
Dunking a basketball on kids, on a Fisher Price hoop (sure its unfair but the question is what am I good at right?)
Asking dumb questions just to lighten the mood
Playing with your animals
Putting the toilet seat back down
High fives to someone's face, with my fist. Wait that's called a punch? I take this one back...
The first things people usually notice about me
I would have to guess my tattoos. I have a sleeve and a half sleeve. More to come. If not, maybe my rugged manly-ness?.. I kid
I have eyes
And a nose
Some ears
As they would say in West Virginia, a purty mouff.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Mostly read ESPN.com
Movies and tv I tend to steer towards comedy. Slow and boring movies are worthless.
Movie- Super Troopers, The Big Lebowski, anything Quentin Tarantino, Adam Sandler or Will Ferrell, Boondock Saints, war movies, Robert Downey Jr is the man
TV- Trailer Park Boys is the funniest show ever. Psych, Big Bang, Ancient Aliens, Espn, NFL network programming.
Music-tons! Mostly rock n roll. Zeppelin, Stones, CCR, Guns n Roses, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains(w/ layne), Sublime, Rob Zombie, Sevendust, Zakk Wylde...
Food- um, yes please! Love food oh so much. Meat and taters kinda guy. Willing to try new things. No seafood. Also love italian and mexican food.
The six things I could never do without
Conversations
Family
Water for numerous purposes
Laughter
Love
Sunlight
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Past, present, future. Family and friends. Aliens and how they helped influence early civilizations. How hard is it to use a blinker before making a turn. Seriously people. Don't be a ass clown. You could save a life. Boom... What life would be like if I were a superhero rather than vigilante. Why do I think I'm a vigilante in the first place? How did we end up here?
If I were your parent you would be so grounded for that
Why is my dishwasher a piece of shit
How I hate stepping in shit
How many people can tell if I'm being serious or sarcastic right now?
The reason I don't remember your name is because you bore me. I'm just being nice by keeping it to myself
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. If not. Your guess is as good as mine. I don't drink much so I'm not out bar hopping like some of you lushes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm too sexy for my shirt
I really enjoy sloppy joes. Or as I call em, nasty Josef
I make up names for things that have names. Examples you ask? Ok,ok. Stay with me here:
Ginger Ale-Alan
Spaghetti-Scagnetti (bonus pts if you know where this nickname came from)
Golden Corral- Geico Center

I call drinking beer sippin toddies
My last name is stupid
In high school I got suspended for putting Super Colon Blow in the soup. Haha. Unfortunately I was caught adding the "pepper ;-)" to the soup. I admitted to the vice principal what it was. He laughed. One day In school suspension. Winning!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have a sense of humor. That is critical. I'm no fool. I can tell if you're lying. Even over the interweb! I'm that good...

Otherwise? I guess if you think I'm attractive. Because as much as you women hate to admit it. You're just as shallow as "us." Word to ya motha!

Because I very well might not message you. Unless me likey!!