Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Often imitated, never duplicated.
I have a knack for being at the wrong place at the wrong time yet
still making the best of it.
I can grow the sweetest beard this side of the Sierra
I like to tell the truth over telling a lie. That shirt makes your
face look stupid. Still with me?
I know more about football than your football coach.
When Chuck Norris and I cross paths, he crosses the street!
I can cook but I'm better at eating.
Grilling is my thing. Ill leave that at that...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Lovin it. Laughing. Possibly using curse words. Laughing. Having
impeccable work ethic. Kickin ass. Forgetting names. Dominating the
competition. Winning. Blah blah blah. I could go on... but I'm
better than that ;-). Just joined a local union hall to be an
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.
Massages (giving and receiving)
Football pool picks. College or pro.
Finding the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.
Calling people assholes and giving them the finger for not using a
blinker. Cmon son!
Intergalactic space travel (shhh, don't tell anyone)!
Keeping a tight spiral
Dunking a basketball on kids, on a Fisher Price hoop (sure its
unfair but the question is what am I good at right?)
Asking dumb questions just to lighten the mood
Playing with your animals
Putting the toilet seat back down
High fives to someone's face, with my fist. Wait that's called a
punch? I take this one back...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would have to guess my tattoos. I have a sleeve and a half
sleeve. More to come. If not, maybe my rugged manly-ness?.. I
I have eyes
And a nose
As they would say in West Virginia, a purty mouff.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Mostly read ESPN.com
Movies and tv I tend to steer towards comedy. Slow and boring
movies are worthless.
Movie- Super Troopers, The Big Lebowski, anything Quentin
Tarantino, Adam Sandler or Will Ferrell, Boondock Saints, war
movies, Robert Downey Jr is the man
TV- Trailer Park Boys is the funniest show ever. Psych, Big Bang,
Ancient Aliens, Espn, NFL network programming.
Music-tons! Mostly rock n roll. Zeppelin, Stones, CCR, Guns n
Roses, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains(w/ layne), Sublime, Rob Zombie,
Sevendust, Zakk Wylde...
Food- um, yes please! Love food oh so much. Meat and taters kinda
guy. Willing to try new things. No seafood. Also love italian and
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water for numerous purposes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Past, present, future. Family and friends. Aliens and how they
helped influence early civilizations. How hard is it to use a
blinker before making a turn. Seriously people. Don't be a ass
clown. You could save a life. Boom... What life would be like if I
were a superhero rather than vigilante. Why do I think I'm a
vigilante in the first place? How did we end up here?
If I were your parent you would be so grounded for that
Why is my dishwasher a piece of shit
How I hate stepping in shit
How many people can tell if I'm being serious or sarcastic right
The reason I don't remember your name is because you bore me. I'm
just being nice by keeping it to myself
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. If not. Your guess is as good as mine. I don't drink much
so I'm not out bar hopping like some of you lushes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm too sexy for my shirt
I really enjoy sloppy joes. Or as I call em, nasty Josef
I make up names for things that have names. Examples you ask?
Ok,ok. Stay with me here:
Spaghetti-Scagnetti (bonus pts if you know where this nickname came
Golden Corral- Geico Center
I call drinking beer sippin toddies
My last name is stupid
In high school I got suspended for putting Super Colon Blow in the
soup. Haha. Unfortunately I was caught adding the "pepper ;-)" to
the soup. I admitted to the vice principal what it was. He laughed.
One day In school suspension. Winning!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a sense of humor. That is critical. I'm no fool. I can
tell if you're lying. Even over the interweb! I'm that
Otherwise? I guess if you think I'm attractive. Because as much as
you women hate to admit it. You're just as shallow as "us." Word to
Because I very well might not message you. Unless me likey!!
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