BabyPenisInKilt
26 Austin, TX
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My self-summary
"Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars."

I masturbate practically 24/7/365
What I’m doing with my life
Pooping daily.
I’m really good at
"you're pretty fuckin funny, just say that, play to your strengths." - random bastard from California
The first things people usually notice about me
My friend says:
Kilt, extrovert, sexy, funny intelligent, weird in a fun way
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Little foot and shit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The shape, size and colors of dildos, seriously - what the fuck?
On a typical Friday night I am
Walking down sixth shirtless in a kilt gnawing on a cow bone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been called inconsiderate by two separate gynecologists.
You should message me if
You're a dirty old man.
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