I'm already boring myself. Here's the deal: the last two years have been crazy. I've had a couple near-death experiences. If you haven't had one, I highly recommend them. See, I work in advertising with a bunch of dull, affluent white people. All day they complain about their first-world problems (I hate my commute! Wah. I look fat! Wah. It's cold outside! Wah.) I've decided never to complain again, unless I find myself sitting through another 3-hour Martin Scorsese/Leo dicaprio movie.
Also I love animals. All animals. Even mice.