Yes, I'm fully aware that my username is horrible and uninteresting. Rest assured, I'm sufficiently embarrassed. Let's move on.

I am an aspiring filmmaker.

I will watch a documentary on anything. Really.
I will watch a movie on anything. Really.
I will watch anything. Really.

I'm a daily doer (not necessarily a completer) of the New York Times Crossword...and a non-stop coffee drinker.

I'm fascinated by animals in a never-ending comedy antic sort of way, as well as a scientific, trying to understand where we come from as a species sort of deal.

I've been to the zoo by myself. I prefer company, but it really is a special kind of zen when you're alone with the monkeys. Try it once and tell me I'm wrong.

Aspiring writer/director, I am currently working but always writing/making art*

*For more on this, see every other guy's profile

Scrabble and Sarcasm. Scrabblecasm.

Ahem... I'm up here.

All these things are a huge part of my life.

Music: It's a plus, but how about let's not date simply because we like the same bands. Radiohead, Anything Jack White, Tom Waits, LCD Soundsystem, Fleet Foxes, Grizzly Bear, Bright Eyes, Arcade Fire, David Bowie, Kanye West, Daft Punk, Tool, Animal Collective, The XX, Bon Iver, Nine Inch Nails, Portishead, The Smiths, Justice, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, MGMT, The Strokes and everything in between.

Sting; I dont really listen to his music but the fact that he makes it , I respect that.

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Apocalypse Now, Annie Hall, There Will Be Blood, True Romance, Being John Malkovich... Mostly Anything by P.T. Anderson, Quentin Tarantino, Woody Allen, Wes Anderson, Spike Jonze/Charlie Kaufman, Darren Arronofsky, Judd Apatow or David Lynch

Shows: Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, Seinfeld, Mad Men, Girls, Parks & Recreation and of course... Louie.

Books: On the Road, Catcher in the Rye, Invisible Monsters, Cat's Cradle, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, American Psycho, Slaughterhouse-Five, The Great Gatsby, The Sun Also Rises, The Sound and the Fury, The Lorax

Food: I like everything except onions and tomatoes

Ipod
Netflix
Friends
Humor
Being able to create
Great food

Whether Dr. Jonathan Zizmor's subway ads are disgustingly brilliant or just disgustingly disgusting.

Why someone would ever think it's a good idea to list their salary in their OKCupid profile, and who the people are that don't also wonder that.

In Brooklyn or downtown at a movie or at a "concert" of some sort...

I used to make my own clothes sometimes. In 9th grade, I made a pair of pants entirely out of stuffed animals- they even talked.

...Yes, I wore them to school. It doesn't even count if you don't make a debut.

I promise before responding to your message or not, I made sure I could picture us actually on a "date" before wasting our collective time! I'm not huge on emails, and neither are you (it's because you're cool).

Also, I've got to admit- seeing anything beyond "and laughing about it" next to someone's religion section...I can't say it doesn't scare me, just a little.

or maybe one of the below?

You appreciate a good sloth (the animal kind).

You happen to enjoy unrelenting sarcasm.

You are British.