Jacobthehuman
24 Concord, NH
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My self-summary
I have super powers, such as shelling an egg in one piece and traveling forward in time slightly faster then normal for a split second.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to figure out if I want to do more stuff, or less stuff.
I’m really good at
I'm kind good at lots of things and pretty good with a few things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a zipper holding my stuffing / voice box in my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Trying to name my favorite books and/or music would take forever.
I love documentaries and a whole shit load of different movies. I love the shows adventure time and the normal show because I may have poo-brain. Certain stand-up comedy is also choice.
The six things I could never do without
Internet, music, books, games, drink, my cat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Future projects that never get started, well not never but maybe 1 in 100 ever come to exist. I see it as procrastination survival of the fittest.
On a typical Friday night I am
Browsing reddit while getting fancy with friends. Or reading, or playing video games with said friends. Or getting drunk with old people in a barn, that happens a lot more then you'd expect.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was little all I wanted to do was be in theater, I stopped wanting to on my own I think. But its weird to remember really really wanting to perform, I shy out of the spot light nowadays.

Also I am actually a gang of gnomes in a man suit.
You should message me if
You're interested in being in the number two seat of my ancient psychic tandem war elephant
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