Or to pay a little fan-service to a favoured publication, while being technically correct, I am Jack's Outdated Profile. I have followed this format for some years, across numerous abortive attempts at a coherent update, forever dogged by the issue that the profile isn't *quite* inaccurate enough to merit a meaningful rewrite, while being so inaccurate it frustrates me.
I suppose I do change, subtly, over a long enough period.
I am a 2̶0̶ 2̶1̶ ̶2̶2̶ ̶2̶3̶ Oh dear. I'm a .. 26?.. year-old male living in South Wales doing very little, by common standards, and quite enjoying it by my own - or I was, around the period of the initial struck-out numbers, but have since become woefully depressive. More acedic than depressive - acedia, the condition of sinful apathy, emptiness of spirit, and absence of physical activity. Grim business. Take my word.
Imagine being on SSRI antidepressants without actually being on any antidepressants. I prefer to be candid about this, as it has rather an effect upon my lifestyle and manner, though newfolk and adventures tend to lift me out of the hole, at least for a little while.
My interests include reading, film, computer gaming, travelling, exploring ruins, writing, design, drawing, painting, photography, photomanipulation, unusual forms of carving, philosophy, psychology (both should be a standard of human knowledge, not a speciality for academics!), and well... Everything, frankly. Everything except professional sport, reality television and cars. Humans fascinate me, but I generally tend to term close friends something more. Humanity has bad connotations. I like to study people, in mind and body, mutually exploring and experimenting with them.
My beliefs are many and contradictory, as is the nature of our species, and my ambitions include transcending the limitations of said species. It's time to move on - interface with technology and aspire beyond petty post-ape hormone-beasts, breeding and consuming without restraint.
I have approximately no tolerance whatsoever for stupidity. I am an equal-opportunity discriminator against most people. Ethnicity, sex, or sexuality be damned, all that matters is that you make sense.
In summary... Welsh male seeking intelligent life in the universe, discriminates indiscriminately, intolerant of most things human, adores those who try to be more, enjoys all manner of creativity and exploration, dangerously open-minded, magnetically drawn to black and red objects, spends far too much time gaming or running around with toy guns/swords being silly. Or dressed up as a zombie, being absolutely serious. No, in truth, I am also a silly zombie.
I also talk far too much, but speak so quickly it doesn't matter. Here, it really depends upon how quickly you can read.
(If you think you've been here before, this account went by the username 'T-900' until early 2013, a relic of my early teens - I've had this account for a long, long time >.>)
Oh, a small note I felt compelled to add; I'm listed as straight and looking for 'Girls who like Guys' by the OkC systems but as I'm not here looking for sex or relationships (although not refusing either) I'm very happy to hear from anyone, plumbing quite irrelevant. I have no interest in distinguishing gender, though I've yet to ever find any attraction to a male.
I am restless, dangerous, and strawberry-flavoured.