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JadeCupcake

27 Brooklyn, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Moved to New York from Texas a couple years ago to shake things up. So far things have been shaken. I have travelled around Europe and crossed a few US cities of my list, I have thrown decadent rooftop and secret dance club parties, I have created art for skateboards and skis, I have even met a few of my idols. I am anxious to go on more adventures, and to be more adventurous too.
I'm ambitious and impatient with life, however I try to take plenty of time to stop and look around. Something incredible is on the horizon, I can feel it. Brooklyn has become my catalyst to start living creatively and to create moments and relationships worth remembering. I just want to make a positive impact on you, while smoking some killer bud.
I am one of the most grounded people you will meet. I don't have time or patience for people who play games or enjoy drama in their lives. Too busy trying to live and be happy. Simple pleasures are my favorites: laying in the sun, peach tea, making music with friends, picnics, kites, having conversations with strangers, collaborating with other artists, the perfect joint, the perfect beer, the perfect lay, cooking for my friends, and being still in the moment.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a museum but my real passions are: walking/ biking everywhere I can, cooking with veggies from my garden, designing space, collaborating creatively, telling bad jokes, creating art, throwing parties for no reason, building, crafting, cracking skulls, breaking hearts, etc, etc, etc.
My ideal life is one of independence and passion. I want to work for myself while I teach, design, and give back.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
singing karaoke even if I am not at the bar, getting on flights in just the knick of time, telling it exactly like it is, creating brilliant costumes with no money, recording conversations without consent, making friends with hobos, making breakfast tacos, stacking up books so people think I have read them, collecting paper that I will probably never use
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am loud. Similar to Will Farrell's character on SNL who has voice immodulation disorder. I don't think that's a real condition but nonetheless I have it.
I am authentic. In every moment. To find out to what degree, I suggest we meet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The first ones that come to mind:

Book: When You are Engulfed in Flames, The Road, The Mastery of Love, The Four Agreements
TV: Breaking Bad, Parks and Rec, GoT, Orange is the New Black, every episode of Seinfeld, and absolutely anything by David Attenborough
Movie: Best in Show, Braveheart, Forrest Gump, The Human Experience, The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia...really into art and design documentaries right now: Eames, Marley, Art...The Ultimate Revolution, .
Music: Little Dragon, Avan Lava, Major Lazor, POLICA, Willy Nelson, Jackson Browne, Otis Redding, Miles Davis, The Smiths, Fleetwood Mac, and really (good) bad pop.
Food: Tacos, Tacos, Tacos. I don't really need anything else.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
hammocks
books that make you remember how incredible books are
swimming
sketchbook
cooking
the ability to positively impact another human being
mother nature

(and you people really CAN live without your iPhone, I promise. you should try it sometime)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where do I need to travel to next, how the hell are we ever supposed to pay off our student loans, how to draw your face,what did i just get on my shirt, how to turn nightmare before christmas into a broadway musical, what to cook for dinner, woah. what a BABE, where can I get shoes like that, I wonder if they can tell that I didn't shower this morning, central park, prospect park, who is that street artist, my bike, sex...GASP.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I always work Saturdays but I try and hold my own as best I can. Lately though: drawing, painting canvas, painting walls, watching documentaries with buds and buddha, building furniture, exploring Brooklyn and NYC's hidden gems.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have just about zero secrets. I find the more people know about me, the less I have to hide.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you enjoy outings that are brand new, you ride a bike, you like to keep active, you are a positive thinker and honest with yourself, you have an eye for art/design, you like to cook dinner with lovely ladies, you can't get enough frisbee, you want to sit by my roaring electric fireplace, you have a thing for sane girls, you look good in a speedo...seriously, i only date those speedo guys. Or, if you speak Spanish and want to marvel at some halfie that actually isn't half bad.
Please do not message me if you know you are bad at keeping in touch. The point of dating is to, among our busy lives, make time for another person.