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33 Morris Plains, NJ Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 27-37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:41am
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Full figured
Not at all
Judaism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Hebrew (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Look. I had a big long profile, but I deleted it. It's been a long time since I've been active on this site, but I'm interested in meeting new people and this has always worked for me in the past.

I'm opinionated, I'm simultaneously Jewish and agnostic, I'm curious, I'm nerdy, I'm political, I like my job, I like pretty things. I think equality is awesome. I also think nail polish is awesome. I overuse the word "awesome."

I'm slowly rebuilding my presence here. For now, if there's anything else you want to know, just ask.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have a job that I love, most of the time. It keeps me very busy and I'm OK with that, for now, because I trust that it'll pay off later.

My first true love is musical theatre, but I learned through trial and error that I'm happiest when I let it be a hobby. I don't get the chance to perform as much as I used to, but I'll still jump at the opportunity to be in a show or sing at a cabaret any chance I get.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Discovering new hobbies, immersing myself in them for, like, a year, and then moving on (but pretending that I'm an expert for the rest of time.)
You should message me if
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You should message me if you understand that bisexuality and monogamy are not mutually exclusive, if you know what the phrase "mutually exclusive" means, if you're Jewish, if you like to touch soft things, if you understand that that last phrase was a thinly-veiled reference to my not-remotely-skinny body, if you like puns, if you're capable of switching back and forth between genuine social discourse and utter inanity at a rapid pace, and if you have a smile that can melt my heart.