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Jaded_jewel

46 Bourne, UK Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 40–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
May 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE UNDER 38, I WILL DELETE YOUR MESSAGE!!

Happy lady, smart, sweet with a tangy dry wit!

I am adventurous, witty, loyal, considerate, playful, courteous, creative, affectionate, tactile, spontaneous, generous, articulate, honest, loving, curious and playful, mischievous and intelligent, naughty and cheeky;-)

I'm not looking for a fling and please be single if you contact me!

extras...

I like tall men, must be taller than me by a few inches anyway!
I don't particularly like tattoos or piercings, discreet isn't an issue.
I prefer men that like to take a lead, if you like to have a woman make all the decisions in a relationship, I am not your type.
Pictures of you with your ex cut out is very off putting!

Likes.. laughing til my jaw aches, spontaneity, sunshine, dominant men, sparkly eyes, sparkly drinks, exploring, cadburys, tall men, Big Bang Theory, romance, tingly kisses, adventures, surprises, theatre, singing, not acting my age!

Dislikes.. moodiness, text speak, poor spelling (I suffer from this BUT that's why spell check was invented!) monosyllabic messages, war, racism, ignorance, poor customer service, tattoos n piercings (to excess).

top 5 dating site cliches: (as taken with permission from a recently viewed profile)

1.Start your profile with the words "gosh, where to start".
2.Suggest a walk on the beach for a 1st date.
3.Say you're just as happy curled up on the sofa with wine and a dvd, as you are out on the town.
4.Mention you think your pictures don't do you justice.
5.Claim you go to the gym 3 times a week.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work hard at making my career count!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My job and making people smile:-)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes or smile:-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love sci fi, my fav films are Blade Runner and Total Recall. Trek than Wars ;-)
I read action adventure novels, I like historical novels too with sexy protagonists usually (I have a GREAT imagination).
I love musicals and comedy. Ricky Gervais Fan (very controversial hehe)
Big Bang Theory is amazing + 2 Broke Girls, I'm also a secret fan of rubbish vampire stuff. A bit of escapism is good for you I think;-)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Omitting people as they aren't things:-)
My macbook
Sense of humour
Adventures
That's it for now!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do with a lottery win!
My next BIG adventure:-)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With my kids or at a loose end!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nope, not til I know you MUCH better ;-)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have read my profile PROPERLY!!!! I'm not into one night stands, married or men who like to multitask with lots of women, a fling, serial daters, no strings FBs. If any of these describe you GO AWAY!!!

You ARE actually single!

If you aren't logged into OK Stupid!!! Seriously, it may appear I am ONLINE but I have the app on my phone so may not be able to respond straight away. Impatient or non IT savvy men are a HUGE turn off!!

I am not old enough to be your mother! Really?? The amount of 20 somethings I get in my inbox is nuts!! I'm not into boys, but thanks for the compliment!