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29 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 22
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I enjoy long walks to the liquor store.

I paint nerdy things. I've had pretty good luck getting shows around Portland. Maybe you've seen it?

If I was a character from the Mario Universe, I'd be ShyGuy. I think that's self explanatory. (I run around with a hockey mask like an adorable Jason in a red hood. Duh.)

I'm outdoorsy. And by that I mean I like to sit on patios and drink. I'd go hiking and such, but I average walking 10 miles a day at work. So sitting is nice.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working and painting, painting and working.

Dabbling in home brew. I've discovered I'm better at coming up with clever names and drinking it than I am actually making it. We all have our talents.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a black belt in Google-Fu.

Stoop kid never leaves his stoop!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look kinda like Matt Smith when I wear a bow tie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Doctor Who, Futurama, How I Met Your Mother, torchwood, Code Monkeys, Shin Chan, Invader Zim, Fight Club (book and movie), Eddie Izzard's standup, Grandma's Boy, Shaun of the Dead, Firefly, X-Men First Class, Avatar: The Last Airbender (show, not movie), Legend of Korra, the Prestige, Lucky number slevin, The Island, The fifth element, young frankenstein, idiocracy, Dexter, The guild, wedding crashers, Dr. Horrible's sing along blog, Bo burnham, early 90's X-Men cartoon.. and the list goes on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Things... And... Stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My ADD makes this question hard to pin down, however, here is a short list of a few things:

Time And Relative Dimensions In Space,
things to paint,
how delicious beer is,
and how/why the fuck people can actually enjoy listening to Nickelback. Awful. Just awful.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Painting. I work in the morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I secretly want someone to help me make my dog an At-At costume. He has long legs.

Also...You should know what an At-At is.
Bonus if you know what At-At stands for.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you know the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit. Grammar is important.

You should probably message me. I'm terrible at initiating a conversation on this. I'm great with that sort of thing in person... Just not here for some reason.

Not big on religion. Just, keep it to yourself.