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JaeofHearts

29 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Jul 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I enjoy long walks to the liquor store.

I paint nerdy things. I've had pretty good luck getting shows around Portland. Maybe you've seen it?

If I was a character from the Mario Universe, I'd be ShyGuy. I think that's self explanatory. (I run around with a hockey mask like an adorable Jason in a red hood. Duh.)

I have a tiny dog. He's cooler than your "real" sized dog.

I'm outdoorsy. And by that I mean I like to sit on patios and drink. I'd go hiking and such, but I average walking 10 miles a day at work. So sitting is nice.
What I’m doing with my life
Mailman by day. This the rest of the time: http://on.fb.me/JTzenn

If not at work I'm painting. So... I guess if I'm not working I'm still working.

I'll sleep when I'm dead.

Dabbling in home brew.
I’m really good at
I'm a black belt in Google-Fu.

Stoop kid never leaves his stoop!
The first things people usually notice about me
My inability to grow a beard. I'm a terrible portlander. :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Doctor Who, Futurama, How I Met Your Mother, torchwood, Code Monkeys, Shin Chan, Invader Zim, Fight Club (book and movie), Eddie Izzard's standup, Grandma's Boy, Shaun of the Dead, Firefly, X-Men First Class, Avatar: The Last Airbender (show, not movie), Legend of Korra, the Prestige, Lucky number slevin, The Island, The fifth element, young frankenstein, idiocracy, Dexter, The guild, wedding crashers, Dr. Horrible's sing along blog, Bo burnham, early 90's X-Men cartoon.. and the list goes on.
The six things I could never do without
Things... And... Stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My ADD makes this question hard to pin down, however, here is a short list of a few things:

Time And Relative Dimensions In Space,
blasphemy,
things to paint,
how delicious beer is,
and how/why the fuck people can actually enjoy listening to Nickelback. Awful. Just awful.
On a typical Friday night I am
Painting. I work in the morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I secretly want someone to help me make my dog an At-At costume. He has long legs.

Also...You should know what an At-At is.
Bonus if you know what At-At stands for.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you know the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit. Grammar is important.

You should probably message me. I'm terrible at initiating a conversation on this. I'm great with that sort of thing in person... Just not here for some reason.

Not big on religion. Just, keep it to yourself.