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TheMikeHoncho

32 Indianapolis, IN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Dutch (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there! I just moved here to Indianapolis after quite a few different stints in various cities (Chicago, Colorado, Seattle, Amsterdam, London, Stockholm, New York City).

I work as a mobile applications consultant which in common English means I help companies build better smartphone apps. Aside from tech, I have a wide variety of other interests ranging from electronic music production to gardening to carpentry.......which makes it hard to stick to anyone thing. What's the saying, Jack of all trades, master of none?

Why would you want to get to know me? Ultimately that's up to you to decide but I think I have quite a few positive things going for me. I can have a good time in just about any setting you could imagine be it baseball or black-tie and everything in between. Give it a shot, what do you have to lose?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing the 9-5 grind all the whilst trying to figure out all the wonderful mysteries of life (like exactly how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop). I feel like its starting to come together but something is missing so I guess thats why you find me here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a good friend, Remembering Minutiae (hey alright used a new vocab word!) Making Margaritas, Random Trivia, Listening, Helping Others, Parappa the Rappa, Grilling, Crossword puzzles, being patient, identifying songs, directions, poppin' and lockin' fool.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my ghetto booty...........see you're probably looking at it right now.

Maybe that I'm intelligent without being the least bit pretentious. Also I'm pretty reserved with myself. I'm not shy, and I can hold my own in a conversation, I'm just not a fan of small talk or talking just to hear myself speak.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a)Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson,Lancelot by Walker Percy, Paradise Lost by Milton, The Heart of Darkness by Conrad, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintence, The Road Cormac Mcarthy, Life of Pi, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Enders Game, 1000 Years of Solitude, Hells Angels, and probably a few others I am missing.

b)Fight Club, Thin Red Line, Goodfellas, Casino, Requiem for Dream, Garden State, James Bond Movies (Goldfinger is my favorite), Almost Famous, Zombie Movies, Don't Throw Mama From the Train, Kindergarten Cop, Superfly, Breakfast Club, Not Another Teen Movie

c)Portishead, Beastie Boys, Rancid, Bob Marley, Rage, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Ramones, Beatles, Thievery Corporation, Particle, Killers, Bloc Party, Ra Ra Riot, Friendly Fires, Kings of Leon, Passion Pit, Cut Copy, MGMT, Mos Def, Tribe Called Quest, Bruce Springsteen

d) easiest question of all: steak and eggs with lots of hot sauce
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends family caffiene rain paper laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm doing with my life, why people behave they way they do, whats with the massive influx of female dinosaur (DINO-SAWRS!) names on OKCupid, why miss cleo keeps on thinking she's jamaican......and other deeply profound thoughts
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drinking and making an ass out of myself, but usually Im home being old and lame, working on my knitting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That summer when you went away to community college, I got an offer to pose for playgirl magazine......and I did it.

I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my eulogy.

I'm a people person trapped in a loner's persona.

I have no idea what I'm doing with my life, which is both very liberating and utterly horrifying.

I love the ellipsis...

Let's face it I'm not very private...
You should message me if
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I'm just looking for someone genuine with me and themselves to experience with all the wonderful things this life, city, world, people have to offer. If you feel like this sentiment strikes a chord or resonates with you in even the smallest way please don't hesitate, I'd love to hear from you.