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Jagged_Toaster
27 / M / straight / Single
Saint Paul, Minnesota
The Skinny
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- Looking For
- New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
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- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
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- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Owns dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English, Spanish (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am animal, mineral, and fucking cold.
My Self-Summary
I'm boring. Kind of clichéd, I'm sure, but I'm really only on here
for the
questions and the tests and stuff. I used to go to The Spark when it
was still around, so I've got kind of an attachment to the site.
Doing the flagmod
thing on here is funny sometimes because people get really
melodramatic. If
I show up on your visitors list, chances are you're involved in
that somehow.
Also, if I send you any one- or two-line messages that sound incredibly childish or rude or like something only an insane person would ever think of or fatuous or facetious or generally totally impracticable and lame, the most reasonable theory to fit the facts probably is that I'M JOKING. I think that's FUNNY. That's what the Internet's GOOD for: screwing around with random strangers for kicks. Please, please, please, please, please just play along or ignore me completely so as to avoid any just unpleasant and chest-crushingly brutal disappointment for both of us.
Also, if I send you any one- or two-line messages that sound incredibly childish or rude or like something only an insane person would ever think of or fatuous or facetious or generally totally impracticable and lame, the most reasonable theory to fit the facts probably is that I'M JOKING. I think that's FUNNY. That's what the Internet's GOOD for: screwing around with random strangers for kicks. Please, please, please, please, please just play along or ignore me completely so as to avoid any just unpleasant and chest-crushingly brutal disappointment for both of us.
What I’m doing with my life
Not enough—certainly nothing to justify being in any kind of
relationship with anyone, anywhere, ever, under any circumstances.
I'm sort of a manual laborer with a thesaurus if that's not too
uninteresting, in which case I'm a rakish, billionaire captain of
industry cavorting around the world with a band of merry tricksters
or something.
I’m really good at
Swilling V8 and eating vegetables raw like a gorilla. The other
day I couldn't find that part of the steamer with the holes in it,
so I just ate the asparagus like Tizzlers and made this face: DX
The six things I could never do without
Dunno. I like my
dog a lot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'd personally squeeze the life out of a child in exchange for
an oscillating fan that doesn't squeak or click while I'm trying to
sleep.
You should message me if
You want to tell me stupid stories about
your dog.
