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Jagged_Toaster

27 / M / straight / Single

Saint Paul, Minnesota

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New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
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Atheism and laughing about it
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Owns dogs and Likes cats
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English, Spanish (Poorly)

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I am animal, mineral, and fucking cold.

My Self-Summary

I'm boring. Kind of clichéd, I'm sure, but I'm really only on here for the questions and the tests and stuff. I used to go to The Spark when it was still around, so I've got kind of an attachment to the site. Doing the flagmod thing on here is funny sometimes because people get really melodramatic. If I show up on your visitors list, chances are you're involved in that somehow.

Also, if I send you any one- or two-line messages that sound incredibly childish or rude or like something only an insane person would ever think of or fatuous or facetious or generally totally impracticable and lame, the most reasonable theory to fit the facts probably is that I'M JOKING. I think that's FUNNY. That's what the Internet's GOOD for: screwing around with random strangers for kicks. Please, please, please, please, please just play along or ignore me completely so as to avoid any just unpleasant and chest-crushingly brutal disappointment for both of us.

What I’m doing with my life

Not enough—certainly nothing to justify being in any kind of relationship with anyone, anywhere, ever, under any circumstances. I'm sort of a manual laborer with a thesaurus if that's not too uninteresting, in which case I'm a rakish, billionaire captain of industry cavorting around the world with a band of merry tricksters or something.

I’m really good at

Swilling V8 and eating vegetables raw like a gorilla. The other day I couldn't find that part of the steamer with the holes in it, so I just ate the asparagus like Tizzlers and made this face: DX

The six things I could never do without

Dunno. I like my dog a lot.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'd personally squeeze the life out of a child in exchange for an oscillating fan that doesn't squeak or click while I'm trying to sleep.

You should message me if

You want to tell me stupid stories about your dog.