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Jaggyroad

31 M Liberty, NC

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:19am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I read my original summary and it looked like something out of a "how-to" guide. Bullocks!

First off, I'm pretty damn awesome. Not the kind of awe inspiring awesome of a stoic superhero, but rather the kind where you just saw an eighteen car pileup and say, "Holy shit, that's awesome!" I'll explain the car wreck metaphor later.

I'm a lot of things to a lot of different people. While some find me rude, cold and dismissive, others find me extremely warm hearted and caring. I guess it depends on your personality. If you're a sock monkey I won't waste my time trying to fix you. If however you are energetic, positive and edgy then I'm your huckleberry. I generally give people I care for an extreme amount of patience. It's a fault that has put me into some tough situations.

I've done a lot in my life, hence the wreck metaphor. I've worked in construction, as a professional magician, marketing and film making, was a pilot and had various throw away retail jobs. I served my country in the United States Air Force as an Electronic Warfare Technician as well as did a stint as a cop doing SRT (military SWAT). Most of my life I lived in the Pacific Northwest, but I've also lived in Alaska and Mississippi. I currently reside in North Carolina to be closer to family. I'm a jack of all trades with a tuned bullshit-o-meter.

I'm fairly shy around chicks because you guys are scary as hell. Most of my relationships have been long, but have ended in disaster thanks to my keen ability to pick muppets as girlfriends.

Enjoying a craft beer is one of my absolute favorite things. I believe that people who do not occasionally partake in drink do not trust themselves, have major misconceptions of the world or forget that the first miracle was turning water into wine.

I love my solitude and ability to be introspective, a trait that apparently is as extinct as the Dodo. Although I enjoy going out and socializing on a regular basis, I am just as happy staying home and geeking out with a book or game.

I come highly recommended by my cats.

Oh, and if you cannot tell I love being facetious and have a dry sense of humor.

A few things you need to know:
- I am a full-time student at UNCG.
- I have no children but would someday like to be a father.
- I have my own car and a career. I've had setbacks but that is why I am in college.
- I enjoy my privacy. I've had a lot of success in my career and because of that I've had my share of issues. Please understand.
- I am looking towards tomorrow. I am just looking for someone to share adventures and grow old with.
- I carry a few extra pounds. I'm extremely healthy and conscious what I eat but I am no athlete. Did enough of that in the military. I am comfortable with who I am.

Last thing, if you are interested in me please don't just give one word replies that contain a single syllable. I find it highly annoying and rude. When I ask how you are doing I don't expect to hear "good." You're better off not replying if you are going to feed me robotic answers I could get from a ten year old playing video games. Please hang yourself with a shoelace if you can't be bothered to -gasp- participate in a meaningful discussion.
What I’m doing with my life
I am going back to school to finish my bachelors in communications. I have worked in film and marketing for years and need to make new connections and open new doors.
I’m really good at
- Writing. I enjoy spewing my mental puke in word form.

- Computers. Been getting my geek on since the eighties.

- Making videos/films. My artistic side screams "HELL YEAH" when I am behind a camera or editing.

- Communicating. I would rather slit my wrist and puncture a lung with a spoon than give up my ability to sit and talk for hours.
The first things people usually notice about me
If nothing else, my dimple when I smile. Soon after they realize how amazing I am, they quickly bow down before me and offer sheep for the sacrifice.

I made some of that up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Anything by Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain). I enjoy research or informational books and read little fiction.

Food:
I enjoy Italian the most but love German and Spanish food as well. I am always open for a new experiences with food.

Movies:
- Saving Private Ryan
- The 5th Element
- No Country for Old Men
- The Way of the Gun
- Snatch
- Groundhogs Day
- Other cheeky but thoughtful movies.

Music:
I am open to most everything. I prefer Seattle style grunge rock if I had to pick just one.
The six things I could never do without
Not in order:
1) The internet. You never know when IMDB will come in handy during a conversation about Bollywood movies.

2) My aminals. Yes I spelled that wrong intentionally.

3) My immediate family.

4) Goals in life. I has them.

5) Good beer. I'll drink your piss water but you must try my motor oil stout.

6) A vehicle. Freedom!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The esoteric. I am often thinking about things nobody gives a damn about, thus securing my nerd badge for all eternity.
On a typical Friday night I am
If I am not watching my sister's kids, I am out having a good beer or spending time with family.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I truly love firearms. It has consumed a large part of my life both as a hobby and monetarily since I became an adult. I don't often share my collection with people because it tends to color people's feelings about me. If you don't like firearms however, you might wish to reconsider if you are interested in me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
- Keep in mind none of the following are prerequisites. They are just conversation starters. ;)

- You are energetic and kind. I really want to meet a kindred soft heart.

- You like to chat about nonsense and have a good sense of humor.

- If you like a good micro brew and want to share it.

- You have earned your geek wings.

- You are edgy and have a dry sense of humor.

- You know who the Gray Fox is.

- You like the word "indubitably."

- You want to chat about firearms, or wish to know more about them.

DON'T MESSAGE ME IF:

- You can't take a joke.

- You take yourself too serious.

- You can't laugh at the mundane.

- You think irregardless is an acceptable replacement for regardless.