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32 Liberty, NC Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 11:25am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let me start off by saying that this is my third time writing my profile. Whatever I am doing just doesn't seem to be working, so I'm giving it another stab.

On the surface, I'm a pretty simple man. I'm a proud nerd, love craft beers, family, animals and knowledge. Below the surface, I'm a bit complicated, which stems from a lifetime of pursuing passions, burning my hand on the stove (metaphorically), and women who believed the grass was greener elsewhere. In many ways, I'm a bit of a train wreck.

I have accomplished more in 31 years than most people will ever do in a lifetime, and it hasn't sated my curiosity of the world, nor my disdain for all things that are reality television. I'm successful in whatever I apply myself to, and have a low registering bullshit meter.

Mostly, I just want a woman to prove to me that my perceptions of the human race are wrong. Someone I can giggle with under the covers, and share some nerdy interests with. I want her to be intelligent, sincere, and committed. When I find that mythical unicorn, I'm going to keep her all to myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am going back to school to finish my bachelors in media studies. I have worked in film and marketing for years and need to make new connections and open new doors.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Writing. I enjoy spewing my mental puke in word form.

- Computers. Been getting my geek on since the eighties.

- Making videos/films. My artistic side screams "HELL YEAH" when I am behind a camera or editing.

- Communicating. I would rather slit my wrist and puncture a lung with a spoon than give up my ability to sit and talk for hours.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my amazing beard. Before the beard it was my dimples. Either way, people see these things and begin sacrificing livestock in my presence.

I made some of that up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything by Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain). I enjoy research or informational books and read little fiction.

I enjoy Italian the most but love German and Spanish food as well. I am always open for a new experiences with food.

- Saving Private Ryan
- The 5th Element
- No Country for Old Men
- The Way of the Gun
- Snatch
- Groundhogs Day
- Other cheeky but thoughtful movies.

I am open to most everything. I prefer Seattle style grunge rock if I had to pick just one.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not in order:
1) The internet. You never know when IMDB will come in handy during a conversation about Bollywood movies.

2) My aminals. Yes I spelled that wrong intentionally.

3) My immediate family.

4) Goals in life. I has them.

5) Good beer. I will never trust a man who doesn't trust himself to have a drink.

6) A vehicle. Freedom!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The esoteric. I am often thinking about things nobody gives a damn about, thus securing my nerd badge for all eternity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spending time with family, either kicking a few beers back with my sister and her family, or sitting on the porch with my mother and talking for hours on end.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I truly love firearms. It has consumed a large part of my life both as a hobby and monetarily since I became an adult. I don't often share my collection with people because it tends to color people's feelings about me. If you don't like firearms however, you might wish to reconsider if you are interested in me.
You should message me if
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- Keep in mind none of the following are prerequisites. They are just conversation starters. ;)

- You are energetic and kind. I really want to meet a kindred soft heart.

- You like to chat about nonsense and have a good sense of humor.

- If you like a good micro brew and want to share it.

- You have earned your geek wings.

- You are edgy and have a dry sense of humor.

- You know who the Gray Fox is.

- You like the word "indubitably."

- You want to chat about firearms, or wish to know more about them.


- You can't take a joke.

- You take yourself too serious.

- You can't laugh at the mundane.

- You think irregardless is an acceptable replacement for regardless.

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