Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a monster.
I have lied.
I have cheated.
I have been careless with the emotions of others.
My sins are many and varied, and they are unequivocally my own. I
will not pretend that I haven't acted with malicious thought a
forefront. You will not find me on my knees begging forgiveness for
who and what I am. My faults, and my graces, are my own, they are
the essences of myself, and I can deny no part of them without
With that out of the way, Rich is nifty and nice.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By and large what we do with our lives rarely follows a plan (For
those who have managed that, I salute you), rather each day is a
series of moments, and each of these is unique. Ask me what I'm
doing with my life tonight, and I might respond, rather snarkily
"Working, forever". Ask me again later, and the answer might be
Suffice to say I am not defined by my work, nor by my hobbies, but
rather by everything I do, both for pleasure and for profit.
My future plans include enjoying my life to the fullest with
friends and fun, possibly returning to college as I enjoy learning
for its own sake, and continuing to be a gainfully employed, tax
paying mammal. Of course, all these things are subject to change.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I actually excel at research, it appeals to the academic portion of
I have been referred to as "The Cat Whisperer". Somehow, through
some alchemy or magic I have a natural affinity with cats. They
like me, and I like them.
I am an excellent listener, albeit be aware that I am a man - I
will listen to the problem then attempt to provide a solution. It
is what we do.
I am an IT guy. This extends to a lesser extent to most
Cooking. I enjoy cooking, albeit I have trouble cooking for
Keeping my motorcycle shiny side up. (very important skill to have
considering the following)
Recovering from serious physical damage. (I am significantly
unlucky. With me around you are perfectly safe in a lightning
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am huge - 6'3" and very broad across the shoulders/chest.
I dress very conservatively - Khaki slacks and a white button down
shirts are my standard uniform. Even at a goth/industrial club.
Given my personality my clothing choice is often considered... off.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Dresden Files, Wheel of Time, Stephen King, Tom Clancy, Orson
Scott Card, Raymond E. Feist... the list keeps going . I am a
compulsive reader, but I particularly enjoy sci-fi/fantasy or
political intrigue. (I am always looking for new
I enjoy a great many shows/movies across a broad variety of genres,
again Sci-fi, action-adventure, drama. I don't always enjoy
comedies as my empathy tends to kick in.
My music tastes are also varied, from Bach, to Queen, to Hot Chelle
Rae. Not a huge fan of country, albeit some artists are worth it,
like wise for rap. Always interested in new music!
Food - I like meat, and various meat products. I am comfortable
with my carnivorous nature, and choose to exercise my status as an
apex predator. I am fairly cautious in trying new foods as I have
had several bad experiences in the past.
Drinking - I feel it should be noted that while I am not a
teetotaler, due to my preferred mode of transportation having two
wheels, no crash cage, and a 0-60 time of 3.3 seconds, I don't
normally go out and drink. While I am fully cognizant of the rates
at which alcohol is metabolized, I simply decline to add ~any~
additional risk to riding.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Cats. Kittehs keep me stable and balanced.
My books, I need them. NEED.
My friends, as I am a social creature.
My computer as I need it for both social, work, and entertainment
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Zombies. End of the world scenarios. Cats. Motorcycles. Sex.
In fact general daydreams. One of the reasons I am working my
current job, which is significantly under my skill set, is that I
can just zone out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sadly working, usually until early evening. At that point, I am out
the door like a shot for a nice ride on my motorcycle.
On my days off (Currently Sunday/Monday) I am normally with friends
on the first evening, the second evening is a bit open.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Not many things I won't admit to, so this remains empty.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Anything in my profile resonates. If you have a book to recommend
or a band, or a new show. If you are a motorcycle enthusiast. While
I prefer sport bikes or UJM's, I am open minded enough to accept
enduros, cruisers, and even Harleys. Although if you are a Harley
rider, expect some ribbing regarding your life choices that landed
you on that outdated/overpriced/poorly engineered/under powered oil
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