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Jahzizou

27 M Olympia, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:28am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly), German (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
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"the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars"

I was born on an island grew up in a castle and set up forts in the caves of a cliff next to my house. It was a wonderful childhood. Sometimes I think back on it and wish it had never came to the abrupt end that all dreams come to when you wake up, but it did and then I moved to the US of A and things got a bit more complicated.

I went to private school my whole life where I was taught capitalism, patriotism and Jesus. I took their advice and joined the army. I fought in two wars I never believed in and became quite bitter about everything. Anyone who has been to war and does not come out the other side with a firm hatred of it is probably insane. I got out of the army after that and spent a couple years wandering and lost. I assumed I would probably be lost forever. Then one day I found myself working on a little organic farm my uncle owned in the mountains of Virginia. I woke up one morning and realized the fire had returned. I finished out the season and said goodbye to the farm that most likely saved my life. I am no longer bitter, there's too much of life happening out there to let the darkness drive out the light (credit to MLk for that one).

That was all a bit serious for my liking I'm really not all that serious. Sometimes I go home and revisit the old cave forts. That makes me happy.

I am quite the nerd. Be forewarned. I read, I read a lot. I read science fiction. I read History books. I read philosophy, classical literature, poetry, contemporary literature. You name it I will read it. I play the violin. I play video games. Star Trek is my religion. I write. I have a garden. I cook myself food. I can be introverted at times. I enjoy periods of seclusion. I wear reading glasses.

For the most part I lead a pretty healthy lifestyle with the occasional whiskey to keep me sane. I do still have my moments of getting a little wild every now and then. Do what you want just try not to hurt people in the process.

I have a cat. His name is cat. Cat was formerly known as Napoleon. He refused to answer to this name so now he is just cat. Sometimes he is a good cat. Update. I changed his name again to Jay Edgar. He's a sneaky little fuck and he's always watching me. Update to my update Mr Kitty is back to being his royal self once more so he's informed me henceforth and forever always he will be known as the Duke, Leto Atreides. Gom Jabar.

I can be quite witty, slightly sarcastic and love some good old fashioned repartee. I love wine. I love good beer, whiskey and tequila. I prefer dive bars to clubs but i'm not afraid to dance. I enjoy a good conversation accompanied with a bottle of wine. I love to debate (argue) anything from movies to the universe to politics.

I have been told I have a beautiful singing voice. Like an angel. Yes, it was my mother who told me this. Cat seems to like it.

I have a constant craving for adventure. I tend to be a bit reckless and slightly hedonistic. I recently got rid of everything I owned said goodbye to my friends hopped in my car and moved from Orlando to Seattle. I enjoy going out alone and meeting people which is rather important since I have moved to a city in which i do not know the name of a single person.

I will be a History professor in the not too distant future.

I can be stubborn, pretentious, aloof, egotistical, argumentative, frustrating and frequently make bad first impressions. I can also be charming, hilarious, eccentric, and hopelessly romantic. I'm impulsive at times, pensive when necessary, adventurous always.

That is all for now if you would like to know more...
What I’m doing with my life
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sailing close to the wind
I’m really good at
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Flirting with disaster
The first things people usually notice about me
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Yes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Currently what I've been watching: The leftovers
Movies I've enjoyed recently: A'int them Bodies Saints, Out of the Furnace, Mud, Only God Forgives, Dogtooth, Inside Llewyn Davis, Filth, Her

Reading: I'm always reading something. I usually go through one book a week so I'm not going to bother updating this.

Listening to: I'm on a jazz and blues kick once again. "Only the strong survive"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. books
2. Mr Kitty
3. my trusty box fan
4. dreams
5. myself
6. you ;)
*7. rules (so i can break them)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Explosive decompression. Abraham Lincoln. The surface of the sun.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bar hopping with friends... or alternatively bar hopping with strangers 'hint hint ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Every time I close my eyes. Every time I dream. The only thing I see, is the surface of the sun.
You should message me if
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whoever you are, now I place my hands upon you That you may be my poem I whisper with my lips close to your ear I have loved many women and men, but I love none better than you

You have a fire inside of you

you are wise enough to recognize that you and I might understand one another