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JakMakesHaiku

24 M Worthing, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:54am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Available
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I AM TRANS
I AM BISEXUAL
I AM POLY
MY DICK IS NOT PERMENANTLY ATTACHED TO MY BODY.
I AM STILL A BLOKE.
OH AND I LIKE BDSM

If any of that bothers you then I'm sorry baby but we're just not gonna work out.

Right, now we've sorted the wheat from the chaff, we can move on. If you've decided to continue reading then reward yourself with a biscuit and a cup of tea.

I'm a pretty relaxed person but I am pretty passionate about certain things. I'm a bit lazy but I try and get things done. I have mental health problems but they are under control for the most part. I'd like to think I am a fairly honorable person and try to do right.

I'm fairly radical and individual (and no I am not just saying that to be a super awesome speshul snowflake) and generally march to my own beat. I can be quiet a lot because I prefer to listen or because I'm not always sure what to say sometimes. However if you say something offensive or ignorant, I will be sure to tell you in very plain language and I will only tell you once.

I like to cook, read Terry Prattchet books, listen to music where ever I go. I don't own many possessions or care about making a shit ton of money to be honest.

In my spare time I like dressing up as a Sith/X-Wing pilot to help raise money for charity with a Star Wars group. I also practise lightsaber combat with another group. +1million cool points to me...

I am very fond of languages and plan on learning a few. My brain is not as eleastic as it used to be though so I'm finding it harder these days which can make me lazy and frustrated sometimes. I'm currently trying to convince my brain to learn some Russian and then after that I'd like to learn some of the 'home' languages like BSL, Gaelic (again) etc.

Well I shall probably add to this later. If you want to chat and be friends then that's cool and if not then that's cool too.

P.S. I'm not into the bullshit cliquey gay clubbing scene unless the place has a really friendly, relaxed and open atmosphere.
What I’m doing with my life
Being a professional charity fundraiser
Dressing up as a Star Wars character to raise money for charity
Practicing make up artistry a lot
Falling off the wagon but getting back on again (sort of)
Committee member for the Clare Project.
I’m really good at
Hugs and cuddles, making tea, not getting drunk off my ass every weekend because I can have fun without booze, not having the stones to message people, cooking and baking, make up, being a hermit, glow sticking, raving.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair I would imagine or the lightsaber when I'm trooping.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Urgh this is going to be so long and yes I do enjoy a lot of mainstream tv/film/books and don't read classics or go out of my way to watch obscure things (although I am quite open to being introduced to obscure international films.)

|BOOKS|
The Discworld Series
Non fiction (mostly WW1/2 stuff but anything about Maiko and Geiko is also a winner)
True Blood
Harry Potter (I'm not ashamed and don't care if you look down on me for this)
Skepticism Inc. (funny and worth a read)
Neal Stephenson (especially Crytonomicon and Snow Crash)
The Narnia Books
The Millenuim Trilogy
Catch 22
Whatever else takes my fancy

|MOVIES|

There are many but to name a few:

The King's Speech
Full Metal Jacket
Good Morning Vietnam
The Great Escape
Repo! The Genetic Opera
Batman
James Bond Films
Studio Ghibli Films
Any really bad/dodgy horror and scifi
Philedelphia
Blues Brothers
MicMacs
The Boat That Rocked
The Dark Crystal
All Quiet on the Western Front
The Lives of Others
Everything is Illuminated
The Labyrinth
The Princess Bride
Star Wars
The Fifth Element
Dredd
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

|TV|
Firefly
Black Books
Blackadder
Top Gear
Star Trek (still not ashamed)
Futurama
The Simpsons
WW1/2 Documentaries
Spongebob Squarepants
NASA/Space Documentaries (Secret space nerd is me)
Game of Thrones

|MUSIC|

Also a big list so I will only name a few

mind.in.a.box
Binary Finary
Deathboy
Rotersand
NIN
Rammstein
Covenant
Goldfrapp
Freezepop
Kompressor
Royksopp
Victims of Science
Faithless
Queen
David Bowie
4 Strings
Moloko
A Perfect Circle
Telepopmusik
Mauro Picotto
Breed 77
System of a Down
Skindred

|FOOD|

It's easier to put in what I don't like

Onions
Peppers
Chili
Cucumber
Aubergine
Courgettes
Buttercream Icing
I am not very fond of cake but I don't mind it occasionally
I am also mostly gluten free

I'm pretty cool about most other foods especially sushi. Moshi Moshi is one of my favourite places to eat in Brighton. I am also extremely fond of Italian food and soul food.
The six things I could never do without
Books
Nerds
Music
A good cuppa
My hands
The internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My partners (romantic and play)

Current events, my interests, the people I care about, social justice issues such as racism, ableism, trans activism etc

The next costume I want to make and how to make it. Currently planning a Zorg (Fifth Element) and Yip Yip Martian (Sesame Street)

Ways to find a job.

How much more make up I can conceivably fit into my train case before I have to give in and buy a second one.

Keeping an eye out for new friends and partners
On a typical Friday night I am
Knitting, feeling sleepy after work and curling up in bed (I work unsociable hours).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am actually extremely shy and socially awkward. I am also a terrible and selfish human being.

I secretly listen to 90's pop music.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You are kinky and don't know what TMI means anymore.

You are ok with the fact that I am Poly.

You are queer.

Trans stuff doesn't scare you.

You can respect my body and my boundaries.

You are feeling brave and are not a fuckstick/completely ignorant or would like to make a friend. I'm not scary really...Or as stuck up and condescending as I sometimes come across.

You secretly listen to 90's pop music too.

You love watching Eurovision.

As mentioned above, if you need a quitting buddy to help keep you on the wagon if you are currently or thinking about kicking cigarettes in the balls and telling them to fuck themselves.