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27 Bellingham, WA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:50pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Other but it’s not important
Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Somewhat), German (Somewhat), Latin (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Rock n roll gentleman/scumcat extraordinaire. I dress relatively nicely on a frequent basis. I like to dance, drink and have fun. I'll be friends with your animals before I befriend you (usually) Get to know me, I'm a live wire
What I’m doing with my life
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Eating cereal. Napping, or just sleeping...
Jerk of all trades. Working 2 jobs, generally being pretty busy. Being friends with most animals. Cooking better food than you would think a guy like me could. Drinking.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I clean up really well, I can go from looking like I just woke up to pure class in a rediculously short amount of time.

drunk history. having a good time. I'm a social butterfly, but at night, so... A social moth I guess.

Being that one dude people would wanna be lost in the woods/in a zombie apocalypse with.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The leopard print.
Maybe the mustache?
Who am I kidding? it's always the damn mustache.

I hear "you smell really good" a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Cinema - this will be hard, I could name a million movies I dig. Anything Gory or creature feature, I love a good monster. I'll throw out a few favorites.
1. Conan the Barbarian (the Arnold one, one of the best pieces of cinema ever.... James Earl Jones is the fucking man) 2. Sin City 3. Bronson 4. the vikings (kirk douglas & tony curtis) 5. Dune (also one of my very favorite book series) 6. Payback 7. A Clockwork Orange 8. Tropic Thunder 9. The Thing 10. The Terminator/The Predator (yeah, another Arnold movie, fuck you)

Music - in no particular order
Wayne Hancock, The Murder City Devils, Hank 3, Zombie Ghost Train, Amon Amarth, slayer, Johnny Cash, NIN, Social Distortion/Mike Ness, The Cadillac Records Soundtrack (it's fucking amazing) and Mötorhead, Rammstein, chuck berry, muddy waters, howlin' wolf, Robert Johnson, the black keys, kings of Leon, faraway boys, straight 8's... I really like just about anything ranging from classical music to melodic death metal. Although, I mostly listen to Psychobilly... just a few favorites,Demented are go, The Tombstone Brawlers, Koffin Kats, Nekromantix and Zombie ghost train.

not enough time in the world to name all the books, you gotta ask about this one. I fucking love classic literature though, even some poetry (my favorite poet is Rilke, just for this one fucking poem that actually sounds really beautiful in German)

as for food, I'm like a tiger shark, I'll eat anything. Favorite are sushi, Thai, soul food, Chinese... Like I said, almost anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My vest or leather jacket, my boots, cheap sunglasses, good friends, Mary Jane.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How real men are becoming extinct and outdated.

Aliens, robots, nature... You know, the usual

zombie apocalypse survival strategies, contingency plans, outdoor survival skillz.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working, then usually having a beer after... I don't know, I try not to keep my nights too typical. mix that shit up, stay fucking wild
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a significant amount of scars all over my body. They're my stripes, and I earned them.

I'm cripplingly shy around attractive women, unless there's beer and food involved
You should message me if
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you have an appreciation for good blues music, good company, bad horror movies and cheap beer... or if you want to get together and draw/collaborate on some artwork together sometime.

tell me the lamest or most cringeworthy message you ever got from somebody on this shit