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Jake-A-Billy1

27 Bellingham, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 2:20am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), German (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a strange feller, I wake up every morning bound and determind to destroy myself and have the best time possible doing so, and I succeed at it. Then the next morning when I wake up feeling like a million bucks, rinse, repeat. I'm a live wire, i like to have fun. just looking for some new friends and cute gals to shoot the shit with.

Extra points if you're an artist and wanna get together and draw/paint or just do art in general. If you want a buddy to explore the great outdoors with and to teach you a few things about surviving in the wilderness, I'll be your huckleberry...

Also, I'm 420 friendly, and you should be too

KIK: JakeABilly
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Jerk of all trades.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I clean up really well, I can go from looking like I just woke up to pure class in a rediculously short amount of time.

Making people laugh, fixing everything. being prepared for just about anything, tellin tales (basically, drunk history) having a good time, ALL the time. INTERACTING with people! I'm a social butterfly, but mainly at night...

Being that one dude people would wanna be lost in the woods/in a zombie apocalypse with.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got voodoo rythm

And I hear "you smell really good" and "you have perfect hair" quite often.

And the tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Cinema - this will be hard, I could name a million movies I dig, but I'll keep it at 10
1. Conan the Barbarian (the Arnold one, not the shitty one with Khal Drogo, is literally, my favorite movie) 2. Sin City (Marv is my hero) 3. Bronson 4. total recall (also the Arnold one) 5. Snatch 6. Payback 7. A Clockwork Orange 8. Tropic Thunder 9. The Thing 10. The Terminator/The Predator (yeah, another Arnold movie, fuck you)

Music - in no particular order
Wayne Hancock, The Murder City Devils, Hank 3, Zombie Ghost Train, Amon Amarth, slayer, Johnny Cash, NIN, Social Distortion/Mike Ness, The Cadillac Records Soundtrack (it's fucking amazing) and Mötorhead, Rammstein, chuck berry, muddy waters, howlin' wolf, Robert Johnson, the black keys, kings of Leon, faraway boys, straight 8's... I really like just about anything ranging from classical music to melodic death metal, everything except super lame rap. I dig the old school shit though.

not enough time in the world to name all the books, you gotta ask about this one. I fucking love classic literature though, even some poetry (my favorite poet is Rilke)

as for food, I'm like a tiger shark, I'll eat anything. Favorite are sushi, Thai, soul food, Chinese... Like I said, almost anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My vest, my mitts, a good pair of boots, cheap sunglasses, a pencil and something to draw on... There ya go, that's 6.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How guys are becoming less manly and tough and how technology addiction is destroying human kind.

Aliens, robots, nature... You know, the usual

zombie apocalypse survival strategies, contingency plans, outdoor survival skillz.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working, then usually having a beer after... I don't know, I try not to keep my nights too typical. mix that shit up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like birds.

I have my nipples pierced
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a pretty girl who is fucking awesome, if you have an appreciation for good blues music, good company, bad horror movies and cheap beer... or if you want to get together and draw/collaborate on some artwork together sometime.

Or you wanna tell me the lamest message you ever got from somebody on here