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Jake-A-Billy1

26 Bellingham, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), German (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I never do just what they think I should, It's never easy being misunderstood.

I can't hardly help it, it's in my genes, what my daddy gave me is what made me so mean, but I can overcome and I can be so sweet , but if you cross me it's my fists you'll meet

I'm a strange feller, I wake up every morning bound and determind to destroy myself and have the best time possible doing so, and I succeed at it. Then the next morning when I wake up feeling like a million bucks, rinse, repeat. That being said, I love rainier and tequila and marb reds, always a recipe for a good night. This doesn't mean I'm a shitty person or not responsible... I'm a live wire, i like to have fun. just looking for some new friends and cute gals to shoot the shit with.

I'm a pretty active Guy, love to cruise on my bike. If you want a buddy to explore the great outdoors with and to teach you a few things about surviving, I'll be your huckleberry...

Also, I'm 420 friendly, and you should be too

KIK: JakeABilly
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Jerk of all trades.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a pro at looking busy, dicking around on my phone and covertly sleeping.

I clean up really well, I can go from looking like I just woke up to pure class in a rediculously short amount of time.

Making people laugh, reading people, fixing everything from cars and trucks toto body parts. being prepared for just about anything, tellin tales (basically, drunk history) having a good time, ALL the time. INTERACTING with people! I'm a social butterfly, but mainly at night... So, like a social moth (or "party bug" as we call them)

Being that one dude people would wanna be lost in the woods/in a zombie apocalypse with.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got voodoo rythm

And I hear "you smell really good" and "you have perfect hair" quite often.

And the tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Cinema - this will be hard, I could name a million movies I dig, but I'll keep it at 10
1. Conan the Barbarian (the Arnold one, not the shitty one with Khal Drogo, is literally, my favorite movie) 2. Sin City (Marv is my hero) 3. Bronson 4. total recall (also the Arnold one) 5. Snatch 6. Payback 7. A Clockwork Orange 8. Tropic Thunder 9. The Thing 10. The Terminator/The Predator (yeah, another Arnold movie, fuck you)

Music - in no particular order
Wayne Hancock, The Murder City Devils, Hank 3, Zombie Ghost Train, Amon Amarth, slayer, Johnny Cash, NIN, Social Distortion/Mike Ness, The Cadillac Records Soundtrack (it's fucking amazing) and Mötorhead, Rammstein, chuck berry, muddy waters, howlin' wolf, Robert Johnson, the black keys, kings of Leon, faraway boys, straight 8's... I really like just about anything ranging from classical music to melodic death metal, everything except super lame rap. I dig the old school shit though.

not enough time in the world to name all the books, you gotta ask about this one. I fucking love classic literature though, even some poetry (my favorite poet is Rilke)

as for food, I'm like a tiger shark, I'll eat anything. Favorite are sushi, Thai, soul food, Chinese... Like I said, almost anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Adventure
2. good music
3. good food (I am very handy in a kitchen)
4. Self-reliance
5. the riddle of steel. (what good is steel compared to the hand that Weilds it?)
6. A good wing-man/Adventuring partner

wingman is not gender specific, to me it just means somebody you can trust to watch your back if shit gets hairy, cause if I can call you my friend, you can count on me to have your back
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I wanna to know that you still hate me, I need to know you'd never date me again, and that I always made you blue

How sad it makes me that guys aren't manly and chivalrous anymore.

Who would win in a fight, lemmy or god?

Survival. Wondering if I will ever have to use all of the random skills I've acquired throughout my years.

Aliens, robots, nature... You know, the usual

zombie apocalypse survival strategies, contingency plans, outdoor survival skillz.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lookout when you see me, lookout when I'm coming, oh baby you better start running...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
most curved beak birds scare me
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a pretty girl who is fucking awesome, if you have an appreciation for good blues music, scotch and spliffs

Or you wanna tell me the lamest message you ever got from somebody on here.
(update: this had been quite interesting, although some of the lame messages I hear make me cringe, but keep 'em coming!)