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Jake-A-Billy1

25 M Bellingham, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), German (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
i'm a real rockin' reptile.

Just a regular dude, who enjoys the finer things in life. I enjoy any excuse to be out in nature. originally from Alaska, a transplant to the PNW, I love it here. I love rain, fog and snow equally as much as sunny days. just looking for some new friends and cute gals to shoot the shit with.

I also speak some german, it's an extremely interesting language and I'd like to find a few peeps to practice with, if you speak it, get at me, let's converse!

I'm a pretty active Guy, I exercise 5 to 6 days a week, and I love to cruise on my bike. I love to hike, even in the winter time. If you want a buddy to explore the great outdoors with and to teach you a few things about surviving, I'll be your huckleberry...

Also, I'm 420 friendly, and you should be too
What I’m doing with my life
I am not 100% on what I wanna do for a career, I am a Jack of all trades, highly adaptable to any situation, so I'm just sorta drifting through until I find something that piques my interest, but I accel at cooking and fixing things and figuring out how they work.

Basically, I'm pretty damn good with my hands.

just started a job at Mt. Baker Vapor, mixing the juice for ecigs.
I’m really good at
I am a pro at looking busy, dicking around on my phone and covertly sleeping.

I clean up really well, I can go from looking like I just woke up to pure class in a rediculously short amount time.

Remembering everything except the really important shit. spouting really random fucking snapple facts, talking about ancient Scandinavian and Greek mythology and history. basically, nerding the fuck out.

(extra points if you know/wanna talk about; mythology, movies, aliens, WW2 and the occult, gladiators, Vikings, good music and conspiracy theories.)

Making people laugh, reading people, fixing cars, trucks and body parts, being prepared for just about anything, tellin tales (basically, drunk history) having a good time, ALL the time. INTERACTING with people! Deep conversations about historical events/life/aliens

Fucking shit up and/or raging hardcore

Exacting revenge, afterall, it's the viking way.

And being the one dude people would wanna be lost in the woods/in a zombie apocalypse with.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually the hair first, cause it's combed up. then my eyeballs and my wandering eyebrow. semi-seriously, my impeccable sense of style and if I'm intoxicated, my murderously arousing dance moves ;)

And I hear "you smell really good" quite often.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Cinema - this will be hard, I could name a million movies I dig, but I'll keep it at 10
1. Conan the Barbarian (the Arnold one, not the shitty one with Khal Drogo, is literally, my favorite movie) 2. Sin City (Marv is my hero) 3. Bronson 4. total recall (also the Arnold one) 5. Snatch 6. Payback 7. A Clockwork Orange 8. Tropic Thunder 9. The Thing 10. The Terminator/The Predator (yeah, another Arnold movie, fuck you)

Music - in no particular order
Wayne Hancock, The Murder City Devils, Hank 3, Zombie Ghost Train, Amon Amarth, slayer, Johnny Cash, NIN, Social Distortion/Mike Ness, The Cadillac Records Soundtrack (it's fucking amazing) and Mötorhead, Rammstein, chuck berry, muddy waters, howlin' wolf, Robert Johnson, the black keys, kings of Leon, faraway boys, straight 8's... I really like just about anything ranging from classical music to melodic death metal, everything except super lame rap. I dig the old school shit though.

not enough time in the world to name all the books, you gotta ask about this one. I fucking love classic literature though, even some poetry (my favorite poet is Rilke)

as for food, I'm like a tiger shark, I'll eat anything. Favorite are sushi, Thai, soul food, Chinese... Like I said, almost anything.
The six things I could never do without
1. Adventure
2. good music
3. good food (I am very handy in a kitchen)
4. Self-reliance
5. the riddle of steel.
6. A good wing-man/Adventuring partner

contrary to popular belief, the term wingman is not gender specific, to me it just means somebody you can trust to watch your back if shit gets hairy, cause if I can call you my friend, you can count on me to have your back
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Most people think Marv is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield swinging an axe into somebody's face. Or in a Roman arena, taking his sword to other gladiators like him. They would've tossed him girls like Nancy back then."

How sad it makes me that guys aren't manly and chivalrous anymore.

Who would win in a fight, lemmy or god?

Survival. Wondering if I will ever have to use all of the random skills I've acquired throughout my years.

Aliens, robots, nature... You know, the usual

zombie apocalypse survival strategies, contingency plans, outdoor survival skillz.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working the wee hours of the morning then coming home to watch Netflix and chill with my cat. Depending on my mood, I'm usually up for just about anything :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
guilty pleasure include: leopard print anything, bluegrass gospel, old country music, like original Hank Williams, cartoons, reading on how to survive any situation, fine to mid range scotch, sour candy, old OLD rock n' roll, nice legs (and buns) and tattoos and talking to pretty girls

I have a legendary fondness for animals.

I'm a sucker for dark hair and green eyes

most curved beak birds scare me.

I have 3 secret piercings.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're a pretty girl who is fucking awesome, or if you're as bored as I am with all the monotony of normal everyday life and wanna escape out into nature any chance you get, or your just comfortable hanging out drinking, eating pizza and seeing what's on Netflix. It can vary from day to day. if you have an appreciation for good blues music, scotch and spliffs

Also, if you like hanging out and watching adventure time, I seriously love that cartoon and watch it with my Neice on the reg.

Or you wanna tell me the lamest message you ever got from somebody on here.
(update: this had been quite interesting, although some of the lame messages I hear make me cringe, but keep 'em coming!)