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JakeBarsness1

26 M Clearwater, FL

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I work a lot. I am a stand-up comic and perform and put on shows all over the state. I also work a part-time job. Luckily I make enough money doing stand-up that I only have to work 20-30 hours a week and still be able to pay all my bills, it does keep me busy though and that's why I'm on here.
I'm love stand-up comedy and I wanna meet someone that is passionate about something as well. I love doing what I'm doing and couldn't imaging doing anything else. I know a lot of people have no idea what they want to do with their life and will still have no idea 20 years from now. I happened to get lucky though and figure it out early. There is no doubt in my mind that stand-up comedy is what I wanna do. I'd like to meet someone that feels the same way about something they are working for. I don't care what it is and I don't care how successful you are at it. I just don't wanna be with someone whose only goal in life is to get married and have kids. If that's what you want there's nothing wrong with that and I totally get it, its probably a pretty good life. It's just not me and not what I want out of a relationship. I want someone that has goals and wants to travel and have adventure's. I'm not against marriage and kids at all btw, maybe down the line but not anytime soon. I just don't want a white picket fence.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working towards being a professional stand-up comedian.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Cooking (My homemade spaghetti sauce is amazing.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV
The Wire, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Mad Men

Food
Sushi, Seafood in general

Music
Arctic Monkeys, Das Racist, The Decemberists, The Rolling Stones

Movies
The Departed, Memento

Books
Song of Ice and Fire series, The Dresden files series, also any star wars book.
The six things I could never do without
Stand-up Comedy, My friends. Thats it the rest I could do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My life and how much more I still need to accomplish. Also star wars, I'm a nerd.
On a typical Friday night I am
Most of the time I'm at a show of some kind doing stand-up. It can make it difficult to hangout with people, because most people seem to want to do other things besides just go to comedy shows every weekend and since I am a stand-up comic most of my Friday and Saturday nights are booked.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I play magic the gathering from time to time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you like comedy, are a cool person, like nerdy stuff as much as I do, and would like to grab coffee or lunch sometime to hangout and see if we click.