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JakeBarsness1

27 Clearwater, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a stand-up comic and member of a comedy group called the Unlockable Characters. We do shows at conventions around the country so I can get pretty busy with that at times. When I'm not doing stand up I work as a chef at a restaurant called the twisted martini. So I tend to work a lot. I like to keep busy :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having fun, trying to see as much of everything there is to see and do as much of everything there is to do as I possibly can
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh and cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Generally its how awesome I am, but that's just what people tell me 😜
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV
The Wire, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Mad Men

Food
Sushi, Seafood in general

Music
Arctic Monkeys, Das Racist, The Decemberists, The Rolling Stones, Of Montreal, The Mountain Goats

Movies
The Departed, Memento

Books
Song of Ice and Fire series, The Dresden files series, also any star wars book.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Stand-up Comedy
My friends
Coffee
My phone
Good food
Netflix
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food, comedy, and Star Wars.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most of the time I'm at a show of some kind doing stand-up. It can make it difficult to hangout with people. My weekends are Sunday-Monday and those nights I'm usually out complaining about how no one else is out partying on a Sunday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I play magic the gathering from time to time.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have something more original to say than just hi or hey what's up? I mean seriously how lame. Just kidding btw, if your a women and you have this on your profile please don't contact me and get over yourself. Otherwise feel free to say hi all you want 😄