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25 San Jose, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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If you read most of this you will probably get a fairly good picture of who I am I think. I tried pretty hard to be genuine, but sometimes I just confuse myself. If you can dig silly and absurd things then I think we will be good friends. I just sometimes say random things that mean nothing and on occasion I make animal noises.
I wish I could do art or play music, but my mind is like a funny robot. I can process, but I have trouble creating. I write sometimes, but it is very derivative. Its always like F(X)-F(Xo) divided by X-Xo as Xo approaches X.
If your curious that is the definition of derivative in calculus which makes this a very long winded math pun. Yep that's me in a nut shell. hahaha

"I'm sorry but I'm just thinking of the right words to say. I know they don't sound they way I plan them to be, but if wait around a while I will make you fall for me. I promise, I promise you I will."
What I’m doing with my life
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This question is too complicated. I am living and trying to figure out where to go now that I'm done with school.

"We are our own worst enemies and problems. But we're also our solutions. So just be honest with yourself, know and recognize your limitations and weaknesses, and move forward with your head held high."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A buddy of mine recently told me I am that friend in movies that gives great advice that people just don't take so I have that going which is nice.
I am also pretty good at Mario Kart 64 and I am good at listening and making obscure puns that nobody gets.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Physically: maybe the fact that I look like a Lanister ( blonde hair, green eyes. Etc.) I also apparently look super young. I'm 23 and I got carded to see 22 Jump Street. Yes I got carded at the movies.
Other then that I introduce myself as Noodles to people so that's pretty noticeable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Moneyball, Ender's Game series, Song of Fire and Ice series, Brave New World, Watchman, and more but I don't read enough so I am down for suggestions.

Movies- Zoolander, A Clock Work Orange, Blue Velvet, Moulin Rouge, Wimbledon, Dark Knight, Anchor Man, Princess Monanoke, The Phantom of the Opera, Equilibrium, Mulan, Lion King, Gangs of New York, The Breakfast Club and a lot more

TV Shows- Arrested Development, Trailer Park Boys, Weeds, House of Lies, Game of Thrones, Big Bang Theory, The Daily Show, South Park, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Firefly, True Detective is fucking sweet

Music- Arctic Monkeys, White stripes, Journey, Queen, Sound Garden, Ellie Goulding, Calvin Harris, Spoon, The Fratellis, Against Me!, David Bowie, Foreigner. I really like all sorts of music
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Witty banter
Jokes and laughter
Craft beers
Complex Characters
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What really drives human morality.
Why is it so entertaining to watch other people make bad decisions?
How to get the shower to stay at the perfect temperature.
What do you think we would do if an asteroid was headed for earth?
Zombie Apocalypse!!
What the fuck is up with evolution.
Girls/Ladies/Women and which term is most appropriate to use in any given situation.
Why I love girls with tattoos, but I have 0 desire to get any tattoos
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends or in catching up on some shows or on the road to visit my best friends that all live so very far away.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can literally solve a Rubik's cube with one hand tied behind my back.

I thought Weekend at Bernie`s 2 was better than Weekend at Bernie`s.
I am afraid of being boring so I make some decisions based on what I think an 'awesome person' would do in my situation.
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