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23 M San Jose, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:18pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
If you read most of this you will probably get a fairly good picture of who I am I think. I tried pretty hard to be genuine, but sometimes I just confuse myself. If you can dig silly and absurd things then I think we will be good friends. I just sometimes say random things that mean nothing and on occasion I make animal noises.
I wish I could do art or play music, but my mind is like a funny robot. I can process, but I have trouble creating. I write sometimes, but it is very derivative. Its always like F(X)-F(Xo) divided by X-Xo as Xo approaches X.
If your curious that is the definition of derivative in calculus which makes this a very long winded math pun. Yep that's me in a nut shell. hahaha

"I'm sorry but I'm just thinking of the right words to say. I know they don't sound they way I plan them to be, but if wait around a while I will make you fall for me. I promise, I promise you I will."
What I’m doing with my life
This question is too complicated. I am living and trying to figure out where to go now that I'm done with school.

"We are our own worst enemies and problems. But we're also our solutions. So just be honest with yourself, know and recognize your limitations and weaknesses, and move forward with your head held high."
I’m really good at
A buddy of mine recently told me I am that friend in movies that gives great advice that people just don't take so I have that going which is nice.
I am also pretty good at Mario Kart 64 and I am good at listening and making obscure puns that nobody gets.
The first things people usually notice about me
Physically: maybe the fact that I look like a Lanister ( blonde hair, green eyes. Etc.) I also have pretty long hair right no so people probably notice that now.
Other then that I introduce myself as Noodles to people so that's pretty noticeable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Moneyball, Ender's Game series, Song of Fire and Ice series, Brave New World, Watchman, and more but I don't read enough so I am down for suggestions.

Movies- Zoolander, A Clock Work Orange, Blue Velvet, Moulin Rouge, Wimbledon, Dark Knight, Anchor Man, Princess Monanoke, The Phantom of the Opera, Equilibrium, Mulan, Lion King, Gangs of New York, The Breakfast Club and a lot more

TV Shows- Arrested Development, Trailer Park Boys, Weeds, House of Lies, Game of Thrones, Big Bang Theory, The Daily Show, South Park, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Firefly,
Update: True Detective is fucking sweet

Music- Arctic Monkeys, White stripes, Journey, Queen, Sound Garden, Ellie Goulding, Calvin Harris, Spoon, The Fratellis, Against Me!, David Bowie, Foreigner. I really like all sorts of music
The six things I could never do without
First a question to make you think: what does "do" mean in the question above? Should Do mean to live in which I would put the obvious yet still funny air, water, etc. Or when it says "do" does it mean what things enrich my life to which I would have to say things like love, humor and crap like that. SO this will probably demonstrate I think to much about stupid shit and the only thing I really couldn't "do" without is my brain. Cheers!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What really drives human morality.
Why is it so entertaining to watch other people make bad decisions?
How to get the shower to stay at the perfect temperature.
What do you think we would do if an asteroid was headed for earth?
Zombie Apocalypse!!
What the fuck is up with evolution.
Girls/Ladies/Women and which term is most appropriate to use in any given situation.
Why I love girls with tattoos, but I have 0 desire to get any tattoos
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends or in catching up on some shows or on the road to visit my best friends that all live so very far away.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can literally solve a Rubik's cube with one hand tied behind my back.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you find me entertaining then message me. I only get better the more you know.
If you want to hang out in real life.
or if you think this is hilarious.,35619/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:Week1:Default