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JakeJuiceM

24 M Rochester, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Currently I would say I'm sapiosexual/pansexual/asexual. I want a personality companion otherwise the physical part won't click for me.
I work hard. When I want something I will earn it.
I try hard. I often fail at things. I almost always have the best intentions and very often I fall on my face but I want to learn and never make the same mistake more than I have too.
I think too hard. Left to my own devices the world will collapse around. I over think everything; I'm pretty good at keeping it to myself but the thoughts are there.
I will answer any question that's posed to me. I used to lie to convenience myself and it got me nothing but heartache and physical anguish. I am honest now. Almost too honest, I'll hurt your feelings sometimes but that doesn't change how I feel about you or what I'll do for you.
I'm just really discovering who I want to be; so if you wanna be a part of that, please do.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Planning my escape.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Alienating myself. Trying too hard. Expecting too much from people, especially myself. Keeping my feelings inside.
It's not all bad tho. I can listen and tell you what you need to hear. I'll rub your back when you're upset(if you'll occasionally return the favor) and when you're really upset I'll keep a safe distance and throw you your favorite snacks and media.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I honestly couldn't tell you. I can say the first thing I notice about myself when I meet someone new is the crippling thoughts of inadequacy. They go away rather quickly but I suck at first impressions. As well as second and third impressions if I really like you.

In all seriousness tho lately I've been growing out my facial hair. If that appeals to you please come forward!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite is a very tentative term, for me. I could favor something today and want nothing to do with it tomorrow. That being said, here we fuckin go..

Favorite books probably 1984, A Brief History of Time, Black Coffee Blues and everything else Henry Rollins has written, the Greatest Salesman In The World and some others. I've recently taken a shine to Bukowski.

Movie is definitely Pulp Fiction but I love Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Haunting in Connecticut, Dumb and Dumber, Tommy Boy and other things that you simply must ask about

As far as shows I like adult swim and comedy central but I'll watch anything. Right now I'm kind of obsessed with Adventure Time, there's a lot of cool stuff in that show. I also really enjoy Oddities on discovery, Sons of Anarchy, Trailer Park Boys and numerous "How To..." shows. I also unabashedly love dr. who and bbc's sherlock.

Music, you wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Not a picky eater. Mexican, Italian, Indian, Dominican. Spicier the better.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six things essential to life. Blood, air, water etc.(it's a cop out but really I'm a person of simple needs and complex wants)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of my time over analyzing things but what I think about varies greatly from day to day. I enjoy delving deep into how the universe works where it comes from and what it all means but I can also talk about a good meal or a simple project for hours too.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I never have a typical friday night but on average I'm either in the office late or ingesting things that alter my state of consciousness that I'm sure will eventually kill me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm easily intimidated but I think I'm more intimidating to everyone else, at least more than I intend to be. If there's something too private for me to admit to a stranger on the Internet it hasn't been asked of me yet.
I will however use this space to say I'm here because I want heart to heart companionship and all that goes with it. I'm a physical person, I like sex, I've been told I do well at it. I'm an emotional person; what little bits of my heart I use I wear on my sleeve. I'm in a serious transition point in my life and if I interest you then come after me. Otherwise I don't have the time to read someone's life story on here and really absorb it just to have my soul-bearing attempt at contact with you ignored or merely humored. If you're not interested then say those exact words to me. I don't think that makes you a whore or a bitch or stupid, it makes you human. If I intrigue you then talk to me, engage me. If I piss you off then call me out. I want that, more than anything. The more inconvenient truths you have for me the more I'll wanna stick around. Make me a better person because I'll be damned if I'm gonna commit anymore of my life to someone who isn't doing the best they fucking can.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if you like this quote or especially if it applies to you
"I want a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don't already know, and make me laugh. I don't care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there."
-Henry Rollins
Or you think you can challenge me cause bring it on.
I'd also like to give you some good questions to ask me and what to expect when you do.

"Who/what are you?"
This is a good one. I recommend, if you haven't read my profile to specify how long of an answer you want because I'll get really deep, really quick if you let me.

"How are you?"
Here's another one that will require some specification but still a good question. Do you want to know how I am today? Do you want to know how my life is going? Do you want to know how I am at doing something?

"Where do you live/did you go to school"
Totally acceptable to ask. I don't, in turn need a direct answer from you. However let me know how much you want to know. Do you wanna know where I grew up or how long I've lived in the neighborhood I live in or if you wanna send me pizzas(if that's the case you can have my address and social security number)

Be creative tho and know that I seriously don't judge because until we meet I don't feel like I can get a grip on who are you.