Me: I'm a young, happy, bisexual guy looking for the same.

I'm one of those silly types who thinks that there are interesting people out there who would enjoy getting to know me. I'll take my time and find someone I respect, and who shares my goals and proclivities.

I have a German Shepherd named Max. He's a good dog. I spend a lot of time training him and taking him out to the park.

Work: I work at Lazy Dog in T.O.

Hobbies: Woodworking and metalworking when I can find the time. I brew beer, wine, mead, and cider (which is my specialty). I'm not helpless when it comes to auto repair, although that's not really a hobby so much as a necessity. I'm great with training animals, and I have a bright green thumb.

Travel: A little while after high school, I went on a three-year traveling binge. For about a year, I lived in Tokyo until the Japanese government kicked me out (it's a funny story, actually). A few years later, an incident on a train in Germany left me without a sense of smell for four years. I've had to bury myself to keep from freezing.. twice. The two cities I know best are LA and Miami, so if you like steamy South Florida nights, I can do that.

Mental: I have a way with words. The people who know me well all say that I use my tongue and pen uncommonly well.

Physical: Backing up with a trailer, and driving off-road. I'm also told that I give an impressive massage.

Social: Wherever you're from, whatever you do, we can talk about it. I'm always interested in good conversation, and I've more than a few bizarre stories to trade.

Physically, there's not that much that sets me too far apart from anybody else, but once we get talking, people will notice that I'm doing my best to give them my full attention.

Books: The Hitchhikers Guide, Zen In the Art of Archery, The Teachings of Don Juan, The Ethical Slut, Up From Slavery, The Giver, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, The Box, The Goal, Hot, Flat, and Crowded, Siddhartha, Stranger In a Strange Land, The Encyclopedia of Gardening, The Torah, The Koran, The Bible, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, 1984, Lysistrata, Apology To the City of Athens, The Oddessy, Ishmael, The Parable of the Talents, Howl, so much more.

Movies: The Big Lebowski, American Beauty, V For Vendetta, Shortbus, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Loose Change, 7 Samurai, Madadayo!, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Pulp Fiction, Harold and Maude, Spirited Away, Inception, Pi, The Godfather, Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?, Fight Club.

Shows: The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Downton Abbey, 6 Feet Under, South Park, Game of Thrones, Futurama, True Blood, Myth Busters, Robot Chicken, Breaking Bad, House, Boondocks, Daria, Shark Week programming.

Music: Beirut, Florence + The Machine, Sigur Ros, Chumbawamba, Taj Mahal, Hank Williams, Girl Talk, Sublime, Dr. John, Johnny Cash, Hans Zimmer, Modest Mouse, CocoRosie, Bob Dylan, The Commitments, Parov Stelar, DeVotchKa, Iron and Wine, Old Crow Medicine Show, Rob Zombie, Mumford and Sons, Rufus Wainwright, Damien Rice, Einsturzende Neubauten, Explosions in the Sky, James Brown, Kraftwerk, Tom Waits, Sufjan Stevens, Steppenwolf, Wolf Parade, Aphex Twin, Fatboy Slim, Sphongle, Infected Mushroom, Daft Punk, Beats Antique, Balkan Beat Box, Bright Eyes, Arlo Guthrie, The Allman Brothers Cold War Kids, War, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Erykah Badu, The Eagles, etc.
Follow me on Grooveshark@ http://grooveshark.com/#!/user/Jake+Mixon/6470600

Interwebs: reddit.com grooveshark.com southparkstudios.com ted.com cracked.com core.onion

Music, Literature, Wit, Vice, Passion, The Moon.

I am spell-bound by the complexity and elegance found in every facet of this gorgeous, savage world.

On a quest to get the word "Typicallity" accepted by spellcheck.

The best sex in the world is two guys making out while plowing a girl together.

You're a girl and you like watching gay porn, we should hang out sometime. I'd be happy to give you a show, no strings attached.

If you like this, we'll probably get along-
Hal Sparks: http://youtu.be/7UuIWJsnecw

You're a guy and you like bringing girls back home for playtime, but also want a deep, loving, long-term relationship with another guy, then I'm your man.

If you like this, we'll probably get along-
http://fuckyeahfriendlyfire.tumblr.com/
Actually, if you like either of these, we'll probably like each other.

*Must play well with others*