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JakeRetro

21 M Dubach, LA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First things first. Yes. I am a rather chubby fellow. I am comfortable with myself. If you are not cool with that, feel free to exit the page. Otherwise, continue :)

I am an odd person. I have Asperger's Syndrome. It's a challenge, but it has its perks. It's allowed me to see the world differently.

My passions are Music, Video Games, Literature (Particularly Philosophy, and horror) , Movies , art, and various other things. I despise religion, and dogma ( I DO NOT hate religious people as long as they are chill about it though). I have my own unique views on spirituality and am best described as a pantheist. Not exactly an atheist, but certainly not theistic either. . Anyway, I am looking for a healthy, loving relationship. I am also looking for new friends to chat with, I live a rather boring life

If I message you, It may be a simple Hello. As I'm not sure how else to start a conversation. I assure you, that I am not a pervert trolling for sex. I treat women with respect. I am a gentleman...if..an awkward one... but a gentleman nonetheless;.
Al
If you want please message me. that makes it alot less awkward on my part :P I check this site at least once every two days.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently, I am trying to form a punk rock band, and become a game designer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing (although how good it is is a matter of subjecttivity, just ask and ill send a video of me singing lol) writing lyrics, cooking.
I am also told I give good hugs haha. Dunno what to make of that :P.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My strange appearance. A mix of a nerd and a punk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Video games: EVERY FUCKIN SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI GAME EVER!
Persona 3, Persona 4, Digital Devil Saga, Soul Hackers, Nocturne, Shin Megami Tensei 4, Devil Summoner.......
World Of Warcraft, Final Fight, Street Fighter, Mega Man, Castlevania, Diablo, Skyrim, Doom

Books: Book Of The Law, Might Makes Right, H.p Lovecraft Collection, The Devil's Notebook, The Power Of Myth

Bands : Husker Du, Ramones, Nerf Hearder, Alkaline Trio, Dead Kennedys, The Queers, Black Flag, The Cure, Bauhaus, The Riverdales, Screeching Weasel,Jimmy Eat World, Kraftwerk, I Fight Dragons, Angels and Airwaves, Mind Terrorist, Radio Werewolf, Oi Polloi, The Bruisers, Raise A Flag, SA( Samurai Attack)

Music Genres:
Punk ,Post-Punk ,Post-Hardcore, Gothic Rock, Deathrock, Pop Punk, Hardcore Punk, Metal, Speed Metal, Doom Metal, Death Metal, Metalcore, 50's pop, Classical, Mod Revival, Industrial, Folk, Dark Ambient, Nerd Rock,Power Pop...and more :)

"Pure joy in my heart"-Blacklist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBsvF-uk0qQ
Free Pizza For Life-Ghostmice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRjbms2hcu4

Movies: A Clockwork Orange, American History X, SLC Punk, What We Do Is Secret, Office Space, EVERY JACKASS MOVIE

TV: Futurama, Outlaw Star, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, FLCL,Full Metal Alchemist, Monster, Death Note, Black Butler ,Twilight Zone (the orginal Rod Sterling era) Rosario+Vampire( I admit, I'm a it of a perv there haha)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Food
2. Water
3.Shelter.
4. Heat.....
Seriously? Who does this six things bullshit anyway.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The human condition
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing video games and writing songs
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am paranoid of wasps, I do not know who my father is, and I do not have a driver licence yet ( Long story, basically took drivers ed late, and although I passed, I didnt drive much since then, and never got a feel for driving, It sucks, but ehh ill find someway to fix this problem)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You find me interesting. also if you find me attractive, let me know, beacuse i have no idea if i actully am :P