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Jake_Boomgaarde

24 M Port Washington, WI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Japanese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Do the people you go after match the type of person you say you're looking for? I guess I'm always just curious because I see a lot of girls with guys that honestly are kind of a let down, and I can't help but think that it can't represent the girls highest ideals and aspirations for the person she wants to share her life with. So.. while you're doing your people shopping think about it, and don't ever settle.

So yeah.. just want to make it clear that I'm really hoping to find FRIENDS through this site.. It doesn't really work for me to just meet someone and start dating them, I want to be friends with you for awhile before I make an important decision like if I would want to be your boyfriend. So relax, lol.

Next... Here's the thing, I feel like it's not fun to just tell someone everything about me because then, well, you lose all the fun of learning about someone!.. this profile really shouldn't be used to determine the sort of man i am, if you'd like to know that then message me, this is just a funny way to talk about some of my interests/hobbies.. it might be silly but I'm hoping this will be funny to read. Either way, I guarantee that just like there's so much more to you than what you fill on your profile, there's a lot more to me too, might even be surprised if you take the time to find out. So yeah, here goes.

The difference between cocky and confident is ability, I don't always know where the line separating these two things is, but I keep myself in check. I like spinning really fast, defying gravity, and speaking unintelligibly. I'm very confident and have a lot of faith in my ability, if you believe in yourself too, great! You're probably a happy person.
What I’m doing with my life
Changing the world one person at a time, challenging God by striving for perfection in whatever I do, and being the Virgil to your Dante.
I’m really good at
Being awesome, sounding believable, being upside down, deciphering foreign symbols, letting gravity keep my feet on the ground, and wearing camouflage so well everyday that no one notices what I'm hiding.
The first things people usually notice about me
is that I was made for motion
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Much love for the great Russian authors, Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy, you my home boys. Ayn Rand was pretty hot too.. not physically but my God did she have A Beautiful Mind. Speaking of movies..(see what I did there?) I find once a movie starts I'm content watching most anything..(Army of Darkness will always hold a special place in my heart) good company helps, shows: see movies. music.. well, music says a lot about a person, or maybe people just put too much of themselves in music.. if it moves you, it's good, what genre or band it is is superfluous. Food is the best mind altering drug in existence and as such it stands as proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
The six things I could never do without
Motion, creativity, puzzles, symbols, happiness without contentment, and most importantly love and empathy for all people.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why the world is the way that it is, why so many people are so disinterested in mental/physical self improvement , and how life can be so inexplicably wonderful and enjoyable.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing (at least) one of a million things
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you admit something private publicly, it's public.. ask me and I'll tell you whatever you want (for the truth please specify)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're awesome too.