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29 M San Diego, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:53am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Politics / Government
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
I'm fuckin weird. I'm made out of carbons. I ride a bike. I work... A lot.
What I’m doing with my life
Staying off the radar. After a successful high risk casino robbery with the 10 most elite thieves I could find, I took a brief hiatus in the Swiss alps. Once I began to miss my mother, I underwent extensive reconstructive plastic surgery to alter my appearance. Changed my name and removed my fingerprints.
I’m really good at
Being weird, not being 6 foot tall, and having a stupid look on my face.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know... Tattoos I guess? Maybe that my arms and legs are made out of snakes. I don't know, I'm not in your brains to know what you notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: GlassJaw, Cursive, mewithoutYou, The Fall of Troy, Devendra Banhart, Sufjan Stevens, The Blood Brothers, Mogwai, Radiohead... Too many to name.
Movies: Blow, The Doors, Fight Club, Snatch, Forrest Gump... Another very long list.
Shows: Adventure Time, Metalacolypse, Archer, Venture Bros., and The Dick Van Dyke Show... That's right, I said it.
Food: In my stomach
Books: somethin that really grabs my attention. That's all I can really say about that.
The six things I could never do without
My left and/or right eye, because I like vision/depth perception
My nostrils, because I use them to breathe/smell
My mouth, because I eat with it and taste
My left and right ears, to hear music in stereo
Skin is pretty good, for covering my bones and being a giant blanket of feel.
And I suppose my brain/nervous system, to give me the ability to process the signals and waves that allow me to have all of the above senses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Some people's need for drinkin alone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either working, or not working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I swim like a dead fish... With bricks tied to it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You name your animals with human names, you can find humor in the dumbest of things, if you can accept and appreciate a thick layer of sarcasm 90% of the time, if you just like to hang out listen to songs and have random conversations that can range from strange and satirical, to deep and meaningful.