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Jake_mang

29 M San Diego, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm fuckin weird. I'm made out of carbons. I ride a bike. I work... A lot.
What I’m doing with my life
Staying off the radar. After a successful high risk casino robbery with the 10 most elite thieves I could find, I took a brief hiatus in the Swiss alps. Once I began to miss my mother, I underwent extensive reconstructive plastic surgery to alter my appearance. Changed my name and removed my fingerprints.
I’m really good at
Being weird, not being 6 foot tall, and having a stupid look on my face.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know... Tattoos I guess? Maybe that my arms and legs are made out of snakes. I don't know, I'm not in your brains to know what you notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: GlassJaw, Cursive, mewithoutYou, The Fall of Troy, Devendra Banhart, Sufjan Stevens, The Blood Brothers, Mogwai, Radiohead... Too many to name.
Movies: Blow, The Doors, Fight Club, Snatch, Forrest Gump... Another very long list.
Shows: Adventure Time, Metalacolypse, Archer, Venture Bros., and The Dick Van Dyke Show... That's right, I said it.
Food: In my stomach
Books: somethin that really grabs my attention. That's all I can really say about that.
The six things I could never do without
My left and/or right eye, because I like vision/depth perception
My nostrils, because I use them to breathe/smell
My mouth, because I eat with it and taste
My left and right ears, to hear music in stereo
Skin is pretty good, for covering my bones and being a giant blanket of feel.
And I suppose my brain/nervous system, to give me the ability to process the signals and waves that allow me to have all of the above senses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Some people's need for drinkin alone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either working, or not working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I swim like a dead fish... With bricks tied to it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You name your animals with human names, you can find humor in the dumbest of things, if you can accept and appreciate a thick layer of sarcasm 90% of the time, if you just like to hang out listen to songs and have random conversations that can range from strange and satirical, to deep and meaningful.